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cmwkings · 10-18-2003, 01:20 PM

This is somewhat funny.

I couldn't find one of my lighters so I found an old box of matches during my search. I hate matches... I strike the wooden match on the box, it breaks, the head lights and comes flying off into my hair...Burned a shit load...I had to shove my head in the fucking toilet!!!!!! I heard smoking will kill you but this is ridiculous!

I needed a haircut anyway. Been smoking for 20 years and this has never happened and I am completely sober.

10-18-2003, 01:20 PM
cmwkings Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 461	I couldn't find my lighter This is somewhat funny. I couldn't find one of my lighters so I found an old box of matches during my search. I hate matches... I strike the wooden match on the box, it breaks, the head lights and comes flying off into my hair...Burned a shit load...I had to shove my head in the fucking toilet!!!!!! I heard smoking will kill you but this is ridiculous! I needed a haircut anyway. Been smoking for 20 years and this has never happened and I am completely sober. __________________ NO SHAMELESS PLUGS...JUST INFO & COMMENTS