Your favorite profanity to use while driving? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 10-16-2003, 09:14 AM

Gas pedal is on the right asshole- for slow fucks

What the fuck are you looking at? when someone stares at you

Get off the road gramps - for old fucks

EvilToyBoy · 10-16-2003, 09:16 AM

Hey you!! Yes YOU!! Fuckstick!! If you've never seen a uzi fired from a car window just cut me off again dipshit!!!

4Pics · 10-16-2003, 09:21 AM

That guy/girl is so JUICY!!

chowda · 10-16-2003, 09:24 AM

"what a fucken doche bag"

KRL · 10-16-2003, 09:25 AM

Come on you asshole, get the fuck out of my god damn lane.
Yeh you, ya fucking old goat.

Juicy D. Links · 10-16-2003, 09:26 AM

i forgot the classic one

WTF you fucking cocksucking c*unt < to be used when a women cuts you off. DO NOT USE IF SHE IS HOT , YOU WILL HAVE TO SMILE IF SHE IS AND TRY TO SCORE

magicmike · 10-16-2003, 09:30 AM

Mostly just

what the fuck buddy

or

lets go gramps...

lots of fingers

and honking for everyone

Bulldog-Johnnie · 10-16-2003, 09:40 AM

Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T - for Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T s

mrcrawler · 10-16-2003, 09:45 AM

Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and

SexxxyChat-T · 10-16-2003, 09:51 AM

I use the all purpose shake of the head, then a long, drawn out "asshoooOooOoole"

PersianKitty · 10-16-2003, 09:52 AM

gawddamnmuthaf*ckinsonofabitch..(add middle finger here)

oh wait.. was that my 19 year old driving?

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 09:53 AM

FUCKING CALIFORNIA DRIVERS!!

TheLegacy · 10-16-2003, 09:53 AM

Keep sucking - I'll do the driving

Gabriel · 10-16-2003, 09:57 AM

Just ask them to pull over so you can have a "side of the highway confrence".

Katlicious72 · 10-16-2003, 10:00 AM

I have serious road rage. I need to really calm down. My own friends won't be passengers in the car with me..

Dildozer · 10-16-2003, 10:01 AM

depends on what type of car:

if it's an old car with a bunch of stickers on it the words: socialist, hippie and communist come out often.

if it's a ricer i just tailgate til i hear their crappy engine rev to 7k and then pass them and laugh.

if it's an old guy behind the wheel the words: old fart, too old to drive, retard come out often.

Of course i can swear in french too so Tabarnak, calice, criss and osti come out VERY often.

tony286 · 10-16-2003, 10:03 AM

Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

laura · 10-16-2003, 10:04 AM

fuckstick!!

Tuga · 10-16-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrcrawler
Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and

That's right! Filho da puta

touretts · 10-16-2003, 10:27 AM

Stop picking your dick!!

GeXus · 10-16-2003, 10:28 AM

fucking dumb ass
fucking jack ass
dumb cock sucker
peice of shit bitch
god dambit.. you mother fucker

Babaganoosh · 10-16-2003, 10:33 AM

For some reason when I am driving, everyone becomes "bitch" regardless of gender.

Stupid bitch, MOVE IT!

Tofu · 10-16-2003, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

...and NO ONE says "motherfucker" like Rich J.

sherie · 10-16-2003, 10:35 AM

Hey, fuck you, you fucking fuck! Your not driving a phone booth asshole LOL That is obviously for the idiots that think they can multi-task...and that is just my back seat driver profanity

Phoenix · 10-16-2003, 10:36 AM

i like to fuck with people...so if someone does someothing stupid on the road...ill give them a thumbs up anda big smile..it pisses them off.

also if people start honking their horns out of anger..ill honk mine just for fun....everyone loves that

gin · 10-16-2003, 10:36 AM

hold down the horn for the next minute or so .. if they switch lanes switch lanes , you can go bye.. if they dno't get out of hte way tail gate them while honking .. if they still don't get out of the way.. i duno.. probably ram them off the road.. never happened yet heh

LadyMischief · 10-16-2003, 10:37 AM

None, because then our kids start yelling at the cars too.. "Get out of the way asshole! Hurry the fuck up, bitch!".. Generally not too cool coming from kids. It's hard to bite your tongue sometimes though.

Milena Dickman · 10-16-2003, 10:38 AM

Ou fode ou sai de cima, caralho! (that´s something like "Fuck it or get off of it, fuck!") when stupid assholes drive slow using both lanes....

Katlicious72 · 10-16-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Milena Dickman
Ou fode ou sai de cima, caralho! (that´s something like "Fuck it or get off of it, fuck!") when stupid assholes drive slow using both lanes....

I love the portuguese language.

rip raster · 10-16-2003, 10:42 AM

FUCK YOU!!! I could've gone twice by now!!

Rip

Odie · 10-16-2003, 11:01 AM

wft?? who taught u how to drive buddy??? ASSHOLE!!! *followed by the finger*

cut me off again and I'll make u eat the pavement cocksucker!!!!

Chris E · 10-16-2003, 11:02 AM

Fucking wanker! does me just fine.

tootie · 10-16-2003, 11:06 AM

Being the total Star Trek nerd chick I am, I like "Well double dumbass on you!"

Mojo Rizin · 10-16-2003, 11:09 AM

goddamn snow bird learn how to fucking drive!!

Juicy D. Links · 04-30-2004, 10:22 PM

J-Reel · 04-30-2004, 10:29 PM

You Jack Ass!!!

The Jack Asses are everywhere.

When I go out driving, everybody else on the road is a Jack Ass. They are the enemy sent to get in my way and slow me down.

KittyLix · 04-30-2004, 11:20 PM

flip em off and scream MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

hydro · 04-30-2004, 11:23 PM

dammit woman get off the road!!

Shaze · 04-30-2004, 11:24 PM

"what mother fucker" - people looking at you
"dis bitch" - for females that can't drive
"dis Moooother fucker" - for guys that can't drive

nathan_f · 04-30-2004, 11:24 PM

retard.

fucking retard.

mother fucking retard.

how can you be so retarded?

Babagirls · 04-30-2004, 11:27 PM

what the FUCK are you DOING asshole???? (or replace "asshole" with bitch if its a female)

Mr. Marks · 05-01-2004, 12:36 AM

Move it bitch!

V_RocKs · 06-05-2004, 12:59 AM

Juicy for President in 2004!

phogirl69 · 06-05-2004, 01:18 AM

"bitch" regardless of gender.

What's with all the tailgaters in here? I get PISSED when someone tailgates me, it feels like they are DRIVING me OFF the road and like I can't control the car. What if it were to cause an accident or something? Tailgating is very dangerous. I wish I could just honk at them and tell them to STOP FUCKEN TAILGATING ME. when someone tailgates me it's like pressuring me to drive faster than I'm able to while still controlling the damn fucken car, to be honest, I'm not comfortable driving too fast, do they fucken wanna be an accomplice to manslaughter or something? I'm going the damn speed limit!

fuck, if I'm going the speed limit, DON"T FREAKIN TAIL GATE ME. If you think I'm going to slow just freakin' PASS me already, why the hell you gotta kiss my ass for?

EviLGuY · 06-05-2004, 01:20 AM

FUCKING COCKSUCKER!

stevo · 06-05-2004, 01:32 AM

"what the fuck"
"son of a bitch"
"fucking whore"
"allright get the fuck out of my way"
"green means go mother fucker"

Mr. Marks · 06-05-2004, 01:49 AM

oh, and

get out of my fuckin way, asshole!

but only when im really, really mad.

usually i just stick my middle finger up.

lux_interior · 06-05-2004, 01:57 AM

What about the old classic Northern English witty come back?

"Fuck off and die you hahahaha!!!"

Lux

PS: Where's the Aloha in this thread?

pimplink · 06-05-2004, 02:00 AM

BURP!!!

lux_interior · 06-05-2004, 02:02 AM

Didn't realise the board blocked the word C*U*N*T, what a drag. It's my favourite!

Lux

10-16-2003, 09:14 AM	#1
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10-16-2003, 09:16 AM	#2
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10-16-2003, 09:25 AM	#5
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10-16-2003, 09:21 AM	#3
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10-16-2003, 09:26 AM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i forgot the classic one WTF you fucking cocksucking c*unt < to be used when a women cuts you off. DO NOT USE IF SHE IS HOT , YOU WILL HAVE TO SMILE IF SHE IS AND TRY TO SCORE

10-16-2003, 09:40 AM	#8
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10-16-2003, 09:45 AM	#9
mrcrawler Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8	Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and

10-16-2003, 09:51 AM	#10
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10-16-2003, 09:52 AM	#11
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10-16-2003, 09:53 AM	#12
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	FUCKING CALIFORNIA DRIVERS!!

10-16-2003, 09:53 AM	#13
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10-16-2003, 09:57 AM	#14
Gabriel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: So*Cal Posts: 4,789	Just ask them to pull over so you can have a "side of the highway confrence". __________________ ICQ#: 142295729

10-16-2003, 10:00 AM	#15
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10-16-2003, 10:01 AM	#16
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	depends on what type of car: if it's an old car with a bunch of stickers on it the words: socialist, hippie and communist come out often. if it's a ricer i just tailgate til i hear their crappy engine rev to 7k and then pass them and laugh. if it's an old guy behind the wheel the words: old fart, too old to drive, retard come out often. Of course i can swear in french too so Tabarnak, calice, criss and osti come out VERY often. __________________ Spam link here

10-16-2003, 10:03 AM	#17
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

10-16-2003, 10:04 AM	#18
laura Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Digital Nomad, but based in New England Posts: 945	fuckstick!!

10-16-2003, 10:27 AM	#20
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10-16-2003, 10:28 AM	#21
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	fucking dumb ass fucking jack ass dumb cock sucker peice of shit bitch god dambit.. you mother fucker __________________

10-16-2003, 10:33 AM	#22
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10-16-2003, 10:35 AM	#24
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10-16-2003, 10:36 AM	#25
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10-16-2003, 10:36 AM	#26
gin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 672	hold down the horn for the next minute or so .. if they switch lanes switch lanes , you can go bye.. if they dno't get out of hte way tail gate them while honking .. if they still don't get out of the way.. i duno.. probably ram them off the road.. never happened yet heh

10-16-2003, 10:37 AM	#27
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10-16-2003, 10:38 AM	#28
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10-16-2003, 10:42 AM	#30
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10-16-2003, 11:01 AM	#31
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10-16-2003, 11:02 AM	#32
Chris E Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,895	Fucking wanker! does me just fine.

10-16-2003, 11:06 AM	#33
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	Being the total Star Trek nerd chick I am, I like "Well double dumbass on you!" __________________

10-16-2003, 11:09 AM	#34
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04-30-2004, 10:22 PM	#35
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

04-30-2004, 10:29 PM	#36
J-Reel Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Boneprone's guest house Posts: 3,782	You Jack Ass!!! The Jack Asses are everywhere. When I go out driving, everybody else on the road is a Jack Ass. They are the enemy sent to get in my way and slow me down. __________________ Scheck out the new girls at www.hawtmoney.com ICQ 177-447-671

04-30-2004, 11:20 PM	#37
KittyLix Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,036	flip em off and scream MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! __________________

04-30-2004, 11:23 PM	#38
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	dammit woman get off the road!!