Your favorite profanity to use while driving?
 

Gas pedal is on the right asshole- for slow fucks

What the fuck are you looking at? when someone stares at you

Get off the road gramps - for old fucks

Hey you!! Yes YOU!! Fuckstick!! If you've never seen a uzi fired from a car window just cut me off again dipshit!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That guy/girl is so JUICY!!

"what a fucken doche bag"

Come on you asshole, get the fuck out of my god damn lane.
Yeh you, ya fucking old goat.

i forgot the classic one


WTF you fucking cocksucking c*unt < to be used when a women cuts you off. DO NOT USE IF SHE IS HOT , YOU WILL HAVE TO SMILE IF SHE IS AND TRY TO SCORE

Mostly just

what the fuck buddy

or

lets go gramps...


lots of fingers :321GFY and honking for everyone

:1orglaugh

Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T - for Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T s

Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and :321GFY

I use the all purpose shake of the head, then a long, drawn out "asshoooOooOoole"

gawddamnmuthaf*ckinsonofabitch..(add middle finger here)

oh wait.. was that my 19 year old driving?

FUCKING CALIFORNIA DRIVERS!! :BangBang:

Keep sucking - I'll do the driving

Just ask them to pull over so you can have a "side of the highway confrence".

I have serious road rage. I need to really calm down. My own friends won't be passengers in the car with me.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

depends on what type of car:

if it's an old car with a bunch of stickers on it the words: socialist, hippie and communist come out often.

if it's a ricer i just tailgate til i hear their crappy engine rev to 7k and then pass them and laugh.

if it's an old guy behind the wheel the words: old fart, too old to drive, retard come out often.

Of course i can swear in french too so Tabarnak, calice, criss and osti come out VERY often.

Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

fuckstick!!

That's right! Filho da puta :321GFY

Stop picking your dick!!
:arcadefre

fucking dumb ass
fucking jack ass
dumb cock sucker
peice of shit bitch
god dambit.. you mother fucker

For some reason when I am driving, everyone becomes "bitch" regardless of gender.

Stupid bitch, MOVE IT!

...and NO ONE says "motherfucker" like Rich J.

Hey, fuck you, you fucking fuck! Your not driving a phone booth asshole LOL That is obviously for the idiots that think they can multi-task...and that is just my back seat driver profanity:Graucho

i like to fuck with people...so if someone does someothing stupid on the road...ill give them a thumbs up anda big smile..it pisses them off.


also if people start honking their horns out of anger..ill honk mine just for fun....everyone loves that:winkwink:

hold down the horn for the next minute or so .. if they switch lanes switch lanes , you can go bye.. if they dno't get out of hte way tail gate them while honking .. if they still don't get out of the way.. i duno.. probably ram them off the road.. never happened yet heh

None, because then our kids start yelling at the cars too.. "Get out of the way asshole! Hurry the fuck up, bitch!".. Generally not too cool coming from kids. It's hard to bite your tongue sometimes though.

Ou fode ou sai de cima, caralho! (that´s something like "Fuck it or get off of it, fuck!") when stupid assholes drive slow using both lanes....

I love the portuguese language.

FUCK YOU!!! I could've gone twice by now!!


Rip

wft?? who taught u how to drive buddy??? ASSHOLE!!! *followed by the finger*:1orglaugh

cut me off again and I'll make u eat the pavement cocksucker!!!!

Fucking wanker! does me just fine.

Being the total Star Trek nerd chick I am, I like "Well double dumbass on you!"

goddamn snow bird learn how to fucking drive!! :mad:

:Graucho

You Jack Ass!!!


The Jack Asses are everywhere.

When I go out driving, everybody else on the road is a Jack Ass. They are the enemy sent to get in my way and slow me down.

flip em off and scream MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

dammit woman get off the road!!

"what mother fucker" - people looking at you
"dis bitch" - for females that can't drive
"dis Moooother fucker" - for guys that can't drive

retard.

fucking retard.

mother fucking retard.

how can you be so retarded?

what the FUCK are you DOING asshole???? (or replace "asshole" with bitch if its a female)

Move it bitch!:1orglaugh

Juicy for President in 2004!

"bitch" regardless of gender.

What's with all the tailgaters in here? I get PISSED when someone tailgates me, it feels like they are DRIVING me OFF the road and like I can't control the car. What if it were to cause an accident or something? Tailgating is very dangerous. I wish I could just honk at them and tell them to STOP FUCKEN TAILGATING ME. when someone tailgates me it's like pressuring me to drive faster than I'm able to while still controlling the damn fucken car, to be honest, I'm not comfortable driving too fast, do they fucken wanna be an accomplice to manslaughter or something? I'm going the damn speed limit!

fuck, if I'm going the speed limit, DON"T FREAKIN TAIL GATE ME. If you think I'm going to slow just freakin' PASS me already, why the hell you gotta kiss my ass for?

FUCKING COCKSUCKER! :)

"what the fuck"
"son of a bitch"
"fucking whore"
"allright get the fuck out of my way"
"green means go mother fucker"

oh, and

get out of my fuckin way, asshole!

but only when im really, really mad.

usually i just stick my middle finger up.

What about the old classic Northern English witty come back?

"Fuck off and die you hahahaha!!!"

Lux

PS: Where's the Aloha in this thread? :321GFY

BURP!!!:321GFY

Didn't realise the board blocked the word C*U*N*T, what a drag. It's my favourite!

Lux