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Old 06-20-2004, 08:15 PM   #51
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pin it down and take a shit on it lol.
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Old 06-20-2004, 08:52 PM   #52
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Bitter Apple is only to keep them from chewing on shit, not to punish them.

Generally you have to be patient until they learn what you want and start doing it, which they will if you teach them. Punishment usually doesn't work unless you happen to catch them in the act. They don't associate the punishment with the deed itself and keep in mind they're not doing it to piss you off, they want to make you happy if you show them how.

They're just not that bright.
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:03 PM   #53
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i use to squirt him with a water bottle but it didnt work that well, so i would put him in his cage for about 10-15 min and he hated that
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:08 PM   #54
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It may be a bit old and people dont do it anymore. But you shove the cats or dogs nose in the pile of shit then pick them up and take the dog out side and shove its nose in a pile of shit outside. Or in the case its a cat put the cat in the littler box and put its nose in the pile of shit. It may be crule but it still works, yyou do that a few times and the animal will learn.
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:10 PM   #55
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:12 PM   #56
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Old 06-20-2004, 09:27 PM   #57
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:05 AM   #58
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I punish my cats by petting them constantly. I don't think my cats like me, so that's punishment enough! I got a second cat cause I was spending too much time playing with the first one, and I really wanted a lapcat. I still haven't found a lapcat.
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Old 06-21-2004, 01:33 AM   #59
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:03 AM   #60
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bad cat = frozen ass (take him outside. then again hell probably fuck females, it wouldnt be much of a punishment huh? lol)
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:15 PM   #61
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i use to squirt him with a water bottle but it didnt work that well, so i would put him in his cage for about 10-15 min and he hated that
you arent supposed to associate going in its cage with doing something bad. when you do that every time you need to put him in the cage for whatever reason it thinks it did something bad.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:02 AM   #62
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my boss's dog ate a loaf of bread today and he took the bag and tied it to the dog's coller, drove the damn thing crazy.

Rather funny though.
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