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09-18-2003, 01:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: UK
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Sex Kills Sales
Okay... girlfriends at work all day, I'm home working submitting porn. Around noon I start drinking wine....
4pm... I'm very drunk, very drunk. In my drunken state the dirtiest descriptions are coming to me without hesitation.... I'M ON FIRE BABY! I'm burning through submissions like nothing! 5:30pm... girlfriend comes home and finds me extremely drunk submitting porn with the biggest woody you've ever seen! Of course, she takes advantage of this "bonner sent from god"! 7:30pm... sex is finished, she's still out of breath and I'm spent! I sit back down to finish my last sub of the day (because I fucked through my usual finishing time) and... I GOT NOTHING! I can't think of one fucking dirty word! Sex sells..... but it kills my ability to sell! A satisfied man has no need for porn! Anyone else?!?! |
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10-17-2003, 05:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 703
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yO
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10-17-2003, 05:43 PM
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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okay ?
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10-17-2003, 05:43 PM
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Doing the grind since 99
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Buffalo NY
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Kinda like........ A gallery.. showing to much free pink.. surfer wacks off = NO sale
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10-17-2003, 05:54 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: CheapAssDesigns.com
Posts: 1,874
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I guess it's safe to say that abstinence is the key when working
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10-17-2003, 06:32 PM
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the queen city
Posts: 26,983
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hard on from gallerys?
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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10-17-2003, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Boneprone's guest house
Posts: 3,782
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give it 15 minutes, you'll get your creativity back
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10-17-2003, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,792
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