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Okay... girlfriends at work all day, I'm home working submitting porn. Around noon I start drinking wine....

4pm... I'm very drunk, very drunk. In my drunken state the dirtiest descriptions are coming to me without hesitation.... I'M ON FIRE BABY! I'm burning through submissions like nothing!

5:30pm... girlfriend comes home and finds me extremely drunk submitting porn with the biggest woody you've ever seen! Of course, she takes advantage of this "bonner sent from god"!

7:30pm... sex is finished, she's still out of breath and I'm spent! I sit back down to finish my last sub of the day (because I fucked through my usual finishing time) and... I GOT NOTHING! I can't think of one fucking dirty word!

Sex sells..... but it kills my ability to sell! A satisfied man has no need for porn!

Anyone else?!?!

okay ?

Kinda like........ A gallery.. showing to much free pink.. surfer wacks off = NO sale

I guess it's safe to say that abstinence is the key when working :winkwink:

hard on from gallerys?

give it 15 minutes, you'll get your creativity back

probably from being hammed and writing descriptions. :glugglug