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Sex Kills Sales
Okay... girlfriends at work all day, I'm home working submitting porn. Around noon I start drinking wine....
4pm... I'm very drunk, very drunk. In my drunken state the dirtiest descriptions are coming to me without hesitation.... I'M ON FIRE BABY! I'm burning through submissions like nothing!
5:30pm... girlfriend comes home and finds me extremely drunk submitting porn with the biggest woody you've ever seen! Of course, she takes advantage of this "bonner sent from god"!
7:30pm... sex is finished, she's still out of breath and I'm spent! I sit back down to finish my last sub of the day (because I fucked through my usual finishing time) and... I GOT NOTHING! I can't think of one fucking dirty word!
Sex sells..... but it kills my ability to sell! A satisfied man has no need for porn!
Anyone else?!?!
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