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masta flash · 10-09-2003, 06:20 PM

Well I got to talking with him about this whole patent this patent that crap the other night. Guess what he has a patent to? This is crazy, he's gonna be rich or your all going to be fucked..

He owns a patent that deals with pushing a pedal or button to inject gas into a comustion engine to propel it in a forward motion.

Either they are going to have to all cars go in reverse or they are fucked...

the crazy thing is he didn't relize that you could even sue over that.

More news soon
This is gonna be good

doober · 10-09-2003, 06:22 PM

where do we send our checks?

JDog · 10-09-2003, 06:23 PM

why are we going to all be fucked? Wouldn't the car makers have to pay him? Cuz were not making money off of it! Otherwise all our customers would have to pay Acacia for watching our movies!

jDoG

detoxed · 10-09-2003, 06:23 PM

Umm right

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2003, 06:27 PM

Good thing that motorcycles have a twist throttle

Nismo · 10-09-2003, 06:29 PM

so what you're saying is, is that your grandfather is senile?

masta flash · 10-09-2003, 06:42 PM

he had the papers to prove it..

just watch what happens within a year

doober · 10-09-2003, 06:47 PM

<b><font size=7>My check is written and Im holding it in my Hand, where do I send it?</font></b>

masta flash · 10-09-2003, 06:48 PM

Just make it out to Masta Flash, no need for an address.. just drop it in the box, they will know where to take it

irishfury · 10-09-2003, 06:49 PM

Oh no not the agony of me being so fucked.....the fact my car is all paid for and owned by me.....

EZRhino · 10-09-2003, 06:51 PM

WTF, go for and get your inheritance.

the Grandad · 10-09-2003, 07:21 PM

masta flash is Right I bought the patent about 10 years ago now
So you fuckers better pay up or I'll have you in court!
You should receive a package in the post by Monday,
BTW I accept paypal or epassporte payments

username · 10-09-2003, 07:25 PM

is this a joke ?

Why · 10-09-2003, 07:29 PM

i have land on the moon(HONESTLY) what i will sell for cheap.

i bought it on ebay, a few more acres then i think i can realisticly use, now is a good time to buy in

phatzane® · 10-09-2003, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nismo
so what you're saying is, is that your grandfather is senile?

basically...

reminds me of my friends dad who's fucking fried his brain from heroin and one nite was telling us about how he invented skateboards & snowboards.
"well before there was skateboards my friend, we just screwed our rollerskate wheels on a piece of board and ride down the hill, then when winter came *POP* off come the wheels and u got a snowboard"

crazy people are sweet, your grandpa's fucking sweet dude

phatzane® · 10-09-2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masta flash
he had the papers to prove it..

just watch what happens within a year

wow-e-zowee i have papers that say im super-pimp of the world and have the most amazing penis, whats your point?!

Flow · 10-09-2003, 08:43 PM

Two problems here.....

a) Patents are only good for 20 years and I am pretty sure the pedal used to accelerate a car has been around for at least 20 years, so you are outta luck here

and

b) Assuming he did just get this patent approved 10 years ago, I am pretty sure it would not be a problem finding prior art to invalidate it.

Next idiot please.

Flow

BillyHoe · 10-09-2003, 08:51 PM

can I give you a % of the gross income my car makes?

nosey · 10-09-2003, 08:54 PM

i patent short icq uins

maxjohan · 10-09-2003, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BillyHoe
can I give you a % of the gross income my car makes?

beemk · 10-09-2003, 09:21 PM

oh yeah? well i own the patent for air. i have it on paper so it must be true. all your air are belong to me!

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masta flash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: (_))= = =D cum on my hat Posts: 530	My grandfather owns the following patent.. Well I got to talking with him about this whole patent this patent that crap the other night. Guess what he has a patent to? This is crazy, he's gonna be rich or your all going to be fucked.. He owns a patent that deals with pushing a pedal or button to inject gas into a comustion engine to propel it in a forward motion. Either they are going to have to all cars go in reverse or they are fucked... the crazy thing is he didn't relize that you could even sue over that. More news soon This is gonna be good

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