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MuleScrote · 10-07-2003, 06:57 PM

Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2003, 06:58 PM

CHOP THAT MUTHER FUCKER OFF WITH A HACKSAW RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 10-07-2003, 06:59 PM

you sure its not the actual nut sack ?

- Jesus Christ - · 10-07-2003, 07:00 PM

Cysts are not necciaraly cancerous so dont worry.
(somthing like 80% are non-cancerous)

PLUS.... if its pea sized and is cancer your still OK. Testicular cancer is one of the most curable forms.... have it checked.

username · 10-07-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....

LOL, i would assume so since it could be cancer. All in all you could end up like tom green.

BlackCrayon · 10-07-2003, 07:06 PM

i would get it checked to be safe, like someone else said it could be a syst which isn't dangerous or it could actually be your epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump. Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous

Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are:

Any enlargement of a testicle
A significant loss of size in one of the testicles
A feeling of heaviness in the scrotum
A dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin
A sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum
Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum
Enlargement or tenderness of the breasts

Wilbo · 10-07-2003, 07:09 PM

Leeches, you need to put lotsa leeches down your pants.

aflex · 10-07-2003, 07:11 PM

probably a cyst connected to a tube off your nut.. get it checked though

NoCarrier · 10-07-2003, 07:11 PM

Microwave it for 30 secs.

Tala · 10-07-2003, 07:12 PM

Damn, Scrote. Get it checked.

NetRodent · 10-07-2003, 07:14 PM

Sounds like an alien parasitic life form is gestating in your nutsack. Better crush it between two bricks before it matures and erupts from your nads to devour the world.

MuleScrote · 10-07-2003, 07:28 PM

I think I will have it checked....

Yes juicy, I tried to make sure it wasn't a vein in the sack or something by moving the skin around. The lump on the back of my left nut was still there.

I haven't even checked for it again today, it creeps me out to think of what it might be. But some of the posts here have relaxed me somewhat.

gornyhuy · 10-07-2003, 07:32 PM

I don't mean to be callous or anything, but with a name like Mule Scrote....

well.....

nevermind.

Spunky · 10-07-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....

Your going to die

[dfo] · 10-07-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
i would get it checked to be safe, like someone else said it could be a syst which isn't dangerous or it could actually be your epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump. Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous

Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are:

Any enlargement of a testicle
A significant loss of size in one of the testicles
A feeling of heaviness in the scrotum
A dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin
A sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum
Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum
Enlargement or tenderness of the breasts

damn you are quite the testical expert...

Theo · 10-07-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [dfo]

damn you are quite the testical expert...

yeah no shit hehe

it's good to know some things and have health tests once in a while.

MuleScrote · 10-07-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [dfo]

damn you are quite the testical expert...

Yeah, I would have expected that post from Juicy

bhutocracy · 10-07-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....

get that fucking thing checked out NOW. book an appointment now. don't post again till you've booked.

WiredGuy · 10-07-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
CHOP THAT MUTHER FUCKER OFF WITH A HACKSAW RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Ouch!
WG

brand0n · 10-07-2003, 08:01 PM

chop that mother fucker off with a fuckin cuttin torch right fuckin now (and take pics, post them here)

prostock · 10-07-2003, 08:01 PM

man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you !

MuleScrote · 10-07-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you !

Ok...now that was motivational, I'll get it checked out

gornyhuy · 10-07-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you !

FUCK!

prostock · 10-07-2003, 09:16 PM

Yes that is what i said FUCK !
sad but true ,
now i spend time all the time in and out of the fucking docs office and the hospital , and havign a failing liver makes it worse for me . My best friend and business partner is in and out all the time where i live , for we both live in two diffnert countrys , and any one here that knows me know this is nt bull shit , the pain i go threw on a daily base is more then unreal , i wake up to the day and i cant walk , they are still doing testing but i haev some kind of never prob now and fucking things up worse for me , i spend a great amount of money monthly on fucking med bills and it is killing the bank acc , so my point again to this , you or any others man , you feel bad or see or think there is a prob again dont be a fool like me , maybe if i would have done what i am telling you , i wouldnt be so fucked up and only at the age of 36 :o(

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	i would get it checked to be safe, like someone else said it could be a syst which isn't dangerous or it could actually be your epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump. Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are: Any enlargement of a testicle A significant loss of size in one of the testicles A feeling of heaviness in the scrotum A dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin A sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum Enlargement or tenderness of the breasts __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	you sure its not the actual nut sack ?

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10-07-2003, 07:28 PM	#12
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	I think I will have it checked.... Yes juicy, I tried to make sure it wasn't a vein in the sack or something by moving the skin around. The lump on the back of my left nut was still there. I haven't even checked for it again today, it creeps me out to think of what it might be. But some of the posts here have relaxed me somewhat. __________________ ICQ 78681003

10-07-2003, 07:32 PM	#13
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	I don't mean to be callous or anything, but with a name like Mule Scrote.... well..... nevermind. __________________ icq:159548293

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10-07-2003, 08:01 PM	#21
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	man trust me not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now , so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you ! __________________ ICQ # :158519717

10-07-2003, 09:16 PM	#24
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	Yes that is what i said FUCK ! sad but true , now i spend time all the time in and out of the fucking docs office and the hospital , and havign a failing liver makes it worse for me . My best friend and business partner is in and out all the time where i live , for we both live in two diffnert countrys , and any one here that knows me know this is nt bull shit , the pain i go threw on a daily base is more then unreal , i wake up to the day and i cant walk , they are still doing testing but i haev some kind of never prob now and fucking things up worse for me , i spend a great amount of money monthly on fucking med bills and it is killing the bank acc , so my point again to this , you or any others man , you feel bad or see or think there is a prob again dont be a fool like me , maybe if i would have done what i am telling you , i wouldnt be so fucked up and only at the age of 36 :o( __________________ ICQ # :158519717