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MuleScrote 10-07-2003 06:57 PM

Would it scare you if.....(male health)
 
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....


:helpme

Amputate Your Head 10-07-2003 06:58 PM

CHOP THAT MUTHER FUCKER OFF WITH A HACKSAW RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 10-07-2003 06:59 PM

you sure its not the actual nut sack ?

- Jesus Christ - 10-07-2003 07:00 PM

Cysts are not necciaraly cancerous so dont worry.
(somthing like 80% are non-cancerous)

PLUS.... if its pea sized and is cancer your still OK. Testicular cancer is one of the most curable forms.... have it checked.

username 10-07-2003 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....


:helpme


LOL, i would assume so since it could be cancer. All in all you could end up like tom green.

BlackCrayon 10-07-2003 07:06 PM

i would get it checked to be safe, like someone else said it could be a syst which isn't dangerous or it could actually be your epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump. Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous

Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are:


Any enlargement of a testicle
A significant loss of size in one of the testicles
A feeling of heaviness in the scrotum
A dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin
A sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum
Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum
Enlargement or tenderness of the breasts

Wilbo 10-07-2003 07:09 PM

Leeches, you need to put lotsa leeches down your pants.

aflex 10-07-2003 07:11 PM

probably a cyst connected to a tube off your nut.. get it checked though

NoCarrier 10-07-2003 07:11 PM

Microwave it for 30 secs.

Tala 10-07-2003 07:12 PM

Damn, Scrote. Get it checked.

NetRodent 10-07-2003 07:14 PM

Sounds like an alien parasitic life form is gestating in your nutsack. Better crush it between two bricks before it matures and erupts from your nads to devour the world.

MuleScrote 10-07-2003 07:28 PM

I think I will have it checked....

Yes juicy, I tried to make sure it wasn't a vein in the sack or something by moving the skin around. The lump on the back of my left nut was still there.

I haven't even checked for it again today, it creeps me out to think of what it might be. But some of the posts here have relaxed me somewhat.

gornyhuy 10-07-2003 07:32 PM

I don't mean to be callous or anything, but with a name like Mule Scrote....


well.....


nevermind.

Spunky 10-07-2003 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....


:helpme

Your going to die :(

[dfo] 10-07-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
i would get it checked to be safe, like someone else said it could be a syst which isn't dangerous or it could actually be your epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump. Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous

Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are:


Any enlargement of a testicle
A significant loss of size in one of the testicles
A feeling of heaviness in the scrotum
A dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin
A sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum
Pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum
Enlargement or tenderness of the breasts

damn you are quite the testical expert... :winkwink:

Theo 10-07-2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [dfo]


damn you are quite the testical expert... :winkwink:

yeah no shit hehe

it's good to know some things and have health tests once in a while.

MuleScrote 10-07-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [dfo]


damn you are quite the testical expert... :winkwink:


Yeah, I would have expected that post from Juicy :winkwink:

bhutocracy 10-07-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Would you be a little scared if you found a pea-sized lump on one of your nuts? Maybe a trip to the doc is in order....


:helpme

get that fucking thing checked out NOW. book an appointment now. don't post again till you've booked.

WiredGuy 10-07-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
CHOP THAT MUTHER FUCKER OFF WITH A HACKSAW RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Ouch!
WG

brand0n 10-07-2003 08:01 PM

chop that mother fucker off with a fuckin cuttin torch right fuckin now (and take pics, post them here)

prostock 10-07-2003 08:01 PM

man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you ! :(

MuleScrote 10-07-2003 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you ! :(

Ok...now that was motivational, I'll get it checked out :(

gornyhuy 10-07-2003 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by prostock
man trust me
not play around , i was a fool for a while and didnt go , and only to find i had two spots on my lungs and a failing liver now ,
so man dont be a fool may not be shit then again it could kill you ! :(

FUCK!

prostock 10-07-2003 09:16 PM

Yes that is what i said FUCK !
sad but true ,
now i spend time all the time in and out of the fucking docs office and the hospital , and havign a failing liver makes it worse for me . My best friend and business partner is in and out all the time where i live , for we both live in two diffnert countrys , and any one here that knows me know this is nt bull shit , the pain i go threw on a daily base is more then unreal , i wake up to the day and i cant walk , they are still doing testing but i haev some kind of never prob now and fucking things up worse for me , i spend a great amount of money monthly on fucking med bills and it is killing the bank acc , so my point again to this , you or any others man , you feel bad or see or think there is a prob again dont be a fool like me , maybe if i would have done what i am telling you , i wouldnt be so fucked up and only at the age of 36 :o( :(


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