how do you get a 1 on Google? - GoFuckYourself.com

maxjohan · 10-05-2003, 04:15 PM

If you take a look at sites out there it's hard to say "that's it". Looks like link popularity means nothing sometimes..is it just rotation?

WiredGuy · 10-05-2003, 04:18 PM

Sleeping with Googlebot helps.
WG

JOP · 10-05-2003, 04:22 PM

2 * x - (A * 111 + 7) * (B * 112 +16714)/(x * 88.022) + B

where A B is a search term containing 2 words!

oh. and what wired said seems good too.

DamageX · 10-05-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Sleeping with Googlebot helps.
WG

How long before sleeping with Slurp or FASTcrawler will mean more?

Jer · 10-05-2003, 04:24 PM

It's just pure luck.

Webby · 10-05-2003, 04:25 PM

It's easy.. want some templates and a script???

JOP · 10-05-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Jer
It's just pure luck.

no, it´s not. It´s my proven formular

maxjohan · 10-05-2003, 04:29 PM

I mean if you look at some high listings at google on adult words then you'll see that some sites got a value of what I whould like to call zip. Just some banners and cross linking..what does that mean?

JOP · 10-05-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Webby
It's easy.. want some templates and a script???

don´t buy expensive scripts. use my formular !

Mr Pheer · 10-05-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by JOP
2 * x - (A * 111 + 7) * (B * 112 +16714)/(x * 88.022) + B

where A B is a search term containing 2 words!

oh. and what wired said seems good too.

and what would X be?

JOP · 10-05-2003, 04:35 PM

x is the well known keyword density. Everbody knows that. You must be new to the SE game.

Check this out:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=182829

He used my formular.

maxjohan · 10-05-2003, 04:40 PM

hahahahahaha content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR></HEAD>

what the fuck is this guru?

chemicaleyes · 10-05-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Jer
It's just pure luck.

BS

WiredGuy · 10-05-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX
How long before sleeping with Slurp or FASTcrawler will mean more?

Make sure Googlebot doesn't find out if your gonna cheat on GoogleBot with Slurp or Fastcrawler. She could get you the ban, after all, all the spiders talk to each other.

WG

DamageX · 10-05-2003, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

Make sure Googlebot doesn't find out if your gonna cheat on GoogleBot with Slurp or Fastcrawler. She could get you the ban, after all, all the spiders talk to each other.

WG

They don't leave traces of lipstick after blowing me, do they? 'Cause unless they do, I see no reason for worrying. Or are you, perhaps, referring to cheating on her using a different bed?

TheJimmy · 10-05-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX

How long before sleeping with Slurp or FASTcrawler will mean more?

will you respect me in the morning

DamageX · 10-05-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy

will you respect me in the morning

I never respected you in the first place, why would I respect you in the morning? :D

zzgundamnzz · 10-05-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
If you take a look at sites out there it's hard to say "that's it". Looks like link popularity means nothing sometimes..is it just rotation?

You can get it by manipulating a few people and taking advantage of blogspot.com

For some reason if your sites url is even mentioned in a blog you will get a better ranking than if it was listed by a normal site.

What you do is you bait your site by putting some videos. Find the blogs(the ones who love to post free porn.) Recommend it on their message board. If the site you recommended it on is popular... your site will spread like wildfire to the other blogs that post free porn.

Your ranking will soar. Now on the page you spammed um I mean recommended you create a wordlist of every single thing that relates to porn. Put it under the video or videos though.

If they hotlink you, you know the drill... either redirect them to dialers, sponsors, or even to your main page.

If your page was spread enough. You have now acquired top listings to some of those words on your word list.

WiredGuy · 10-05-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX
They don't leave traces of lipstick after blowing me, do they? 'Cause unless they do, I see no reason for worrying. Or are you, perhaps, referring to cheating on her using a different bed?

Don't take off the condom until you get home. Leave no DNA behind at the scene

WG

vicki · 10-05-2003, 08:35 PM

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I mean if you look at some high listings at google on adult words then you'll see that some sites got a value of what I whould like to call zip. Just some banners and cross linking..what does that mean?

1. It means that 99% of the information you've been reading on how to get the listings are pure BS and/or posted by wannabe's and think-they-knows
2. there is hidden cloaking
3. invisible aliens change the coding each time you view source just to keep you confused
4. all of the above
5. none of the above

Of course I could tell you the trick to google ... but then I'd have to kill you so your better off not knowing ;)

10-05-2003, 04:15 PM	#1
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	how do you get a 1 on Google? If you take a look at sites out there it's hard to say "that's it". Looks like link popularity means nothing sometimes..is it just rotation? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

10-05-2003, 04:18 PM	#2
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Sleeping with Googlebot helps. WG __________________ I play with Google.

10-05-2003, 04:22 PM	#3
JOP Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 931	2 * x - (A * 111 + 7) * (B * 112 +16714)/(x * 88.022) + B where A B is a search term containing 2 words! oh. and what wired said seems good too. __________________ JOP

10-05-2003, 04:29 PM	#8
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	I mean if you look at some high listings at google on adult words then you'll see that some sites got a value of what I whould like to call zip. Just some banners and cross linking..what does that mean? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

10-05-2003, 04:35 PM	#11
JOP Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 931	x is the well known keyword density. Everbody knows that. You must be new to the SE game. Check this out: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=182829 He used my formular. __________________ JOP

10-05-2003, 04:24 PM	#5
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	It's just pure luck.

10-05-2003, 04:25 PM	#6
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	It's easy.. want some templates and a script???

10-05-2003, 04:40 PM	#12
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	hahahahahaha content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> what the fuck is this guru? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...