how do you get a 1 on Google?
 

If you take a look at sites out there it's hard to say "that's it". Looks like link popularity means nothing sometimes..is it just rotation? :winkwink:

Sleeping with Googlebot helps.
WG

2 * x - (A * 111 + 7) * (B * 112 +16714)/(x * 88.022) + B


where A B is a search term containing 2 words!


oh. and what wired said seems good too.

How long before sleeping with Slurp or FASTcrawler will mean more?

It's just pure luck. :winkwink:

It's easy.. want some templates and a script??? :1orglaugh

no, it´s not. It´s my proven formular

I mean if you look at some high listings at google on adult words then you'll see that some sites got a value of what I whould like to call zip. Just some banners and cross linking..what does that mean?

:helpme

don´t buy expensive scripts. use my formular !

and what would X be?

x is the well known keyword density. Everbody knows that. You must be new to the SE game.

Check this out:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=182829


He used my formular.

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what the fuck is this guru?

BS:321GFY

Make sure Googlebot doesn't find out if your gonna cheat on GoogleBot with Slurp or Fastcrawler. She could get you the ban, after all, all the spiders talk to each other.

WG

They don't leave traces of lipstick after blowing me, do they? 'Cause unless they do, I see no reason for worrying. Or are you, perhaps, referring to cheating on her using a different bed? :winkwink:

will you respect me in the morning

I never respected you in the first place, why would I respect you in the morning? :D

You can get it by manipulating a few people and taking advantage of blogspot.com

For some reason if your sites url is even mentioned in a blog you will get a better ranking than if it was listed by a normal site.

What you do is you bait your site by putting some videos. Find the blogs(the ones who love to post free porn.) Recommend it on their message board. If the site you recommended it on is popular... your site will spread like wildfire to the other blogs that post free porn.

Your ranking will soar. Now on the page you spammed um I mean recommended you create a wordlist of every single thing that relates to porn. Put it under the video or videos though.

If they hotlink you, you know the drill... either redirect them to dialers, sponsors, or even to your main page.

If your page was spread enough. You have now acquired top listings to some of those words on your word list.

:thumbsup

Don't take off the condom until you get home. Leave no DNA behind at the scene :)

WG

1. It means that 99% of the information you've been reading on how to get the listings are pure BS and/or posted by wannabe's and think-they-knows
2. there is hidden cloaking
3. invisible aliens change the coding each time you view source just to keep you confused
4. all of the above
5. none of the above

Of course I could tell you the trick to google ... but then I'd have to kill you so your better off not knowing ;)