The UPS guy thinks we're special.. - GoFuckYourself.com

LadyMischief · 10-02-2003, 08:21 AM

We get UPS packages like once a week or more... The guy said today "Jeeze, you guys must have some important stuff going on to get all this coming and going". I didn't think much of it, but I chuckled when I closed the door, because I thought about how it must seem to him. Sure in bigger cities people get UPS packages all the time.. but out in these parts, well, let's just say unless you're a business or someone "rich" (by local standards, that means you make more than $1000 a month), you NEVER get UPS. I think if 95% of the population here got a UPS, they'd die of heart attacks because they would think they won publisher's clearing house or something.

Too funny when you really think about it.

Ok, that's my blather for today. Go on about your drama.

Phoenix · 10-02-2003, 08:24 AM

well...what was in the box?

im so glad i dont live up north anymore..goddamn hicks.

Juicy D. Links · 10-02-2003, 08:24 AM

My old UPS driver used to come to our warehouse , chill , smoke buts and shit. He was the biggest guido i have ever met, Reaked of cologne had to go to the bathroom to check his hair.

Came at 10 30 am to drop off shit and then at 400 pm to pickup.

He used to tell us stories of all the hot secretaries in the neighborhood.

He was my inspiration

Ross · 10-02-2003, 08:30 AM

hehe nice!

pauliewalnutz · 10-02-2003, 08:30 AM

they come to my office at 10 and 4 too

LadyMischief · 10-02-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
well...what was in the box?

im so glad i dont live up north anymore..goddamn hicks.

Slides :P And money :P

grogan · 10-02-2003, 08:31 AM

I have cancer.

LadyMischief · 10-02-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
My old UPS driver used to come to our warehouse , chill , smoke buts and shit. He was the biggest guido i have ever met, Reaked of cologne had to go to the bathroom to check his hair.

Came at 10 30 am to drop off shit and then at 400 pm to pickup.

He used to tell us stories of all the hot secretaries in the neighborhood.

He was my inspiration

There was a UPS guy where I used to work, came in at the same time every day. I was the receptionist in an office complex then. This guy was SO in love with me.. I didn't like him as more than a friend and told him that, but for years after I could call him anywhere, anytime on the phone and he'd be my personal taxi service.. It was amusing.

grogan · 10-02-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

There was a UPS guy where I used to work, came in at the same time every day. I was the receptionist in an office complex then. This guy was SO in love with me.. I didn't like him as more than a friend and told him that, but for years after I could call him anywhere, anytime on the phone and he'd be my personal taxi service.. It was amusing.

Ya sure he wasn't......a pie?

snipah7 · 10-02-2003, 08:36 AM

LadyMischief · 10-02-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by grogan

Ya sure he wasn't......a pie?

I won't say it again. Step off. Fuck off. Get lost.

grogan · 10-02-2003, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

I won't say it again. Step off. Fuck off. Get lost.

this is a pic of me:

pornguy · 10-02-2003, 08:43 AM

The Fed ex guy hates me... He is here at least once a week and the driveway is 3/4 of mile and bumpy dirt and sand...

Mr Pheer · 10-02-2003, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by grogan
I have cancer.

Checking out soon, hopefully?

Oracle Porn · 10-02-2003, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer

Checking out soon, hopefully?

EZRhino · 10-02-2003, 11:49 AM

Every delivery guy hates our drive way. For all those who came to Max Hardcores 4th of July party will know what I mean.

Delivery people who hate our drive way:
UPS
FedEx
Arrow Head water (You know Max and water. Lots of content)
Furniture stores
Pizza guy
and meter reader dude.

10-02-2003, 08:21 AM	#1
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	The UPS guy thinks we're special.. We get UPS packages like once a week or more... The guy said today "Jeeze, you guys must have some important stuff going on to get all this coming and going". I didn't think much of it, but I chuckled when I closed the door, because I thought about how it must seem to him. Sure in bigger cities people get UPS packages all the time.. but out in these parts, well, let's just say unless you're a business or someone "rich" (by local standards, that means you make more than $1000 a month), you NEVER get UPS. I think if 95% of the population here got a UPS, they'd die of heart attacks because they would think they won publisher's clearing house or something. Too funny when you really think about it. Ok, that's my blather for today. Go on about your drama. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	My old UPS driver used to come to our warehouse , chill , smoke buts and shit. He was the biggest guido i have ever met, Reaked of cologne had to go to the bathroom to check his hair. Came at 10 30 am to drop off shit and then at 400 pm to pickup. He used to tell us stories of all the hot secretaries in the neighborhood. He was my inspiration

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grogan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 2,284	I have cancer.

10-02-2003, 11:49 AM	#16
EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Every delivery guy hates our drive way. For all those who came to Max Hardcores 4th of July party will know what I mean. Delivery people who hate our drive way: UPS FedEx Arrow Head water (You know Max and water. Lots of content) Furniture stores Pizza guy and meter reader dude.