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LadyMischief 10-02-2003 08:21 AM

The UPS guy thinks we're special..
 
We get UPS packages like once a week or more... The guy said today "Jeeze, you guys must have some important stuff going on to get all this coming and going". I didn't think much of it, but I chuckled when I closed the door, because I thought about how it must seem to him. Sure in bigger cities people get UPS packages all the time.. but out in these parts, well, let's just say unless you're a business or someone "rich" (by local standards, that means you make more than $1000 a month), you NEVER get UPS. I think if 95% of the population here got a UPS, they'd die of heart attacks because they would think they won publisher's clearing house or something.

Too funny when you really think about it.

Ok, that's my blather for today. Go on about your drama.

Phoenix 10-02-2003 08:24 AM

well...what was in the box?


im so glad i dont live up north anymore..goddamn hicks.:BangBang: :BangBang:

Juicy D. Links 10-02-2003 08:24 AM

My old UPS driver used to come to our warehouse , chill , smoke buts and shit. He was the biggest guido i have ever met, Reaked of cologne had to go to the bathroom to check his hair.

Came at 10 30 am to drop off shit and then at 400 pm to pickup.

He used to tell us stories of all the hot secretaries in the neighborhood.

He was my inspiration

Ross 10-02-2003 08:30 AM

hehe nice!

pauliewalnutz 10-02-2003 08:30 AM

they come to my office at 10 and 4 too :thumbsup

LadyMischief 10-02-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
well...what was in the box?


im so glad i dont live up north anymore..goddamn hicks.:BangBang: :BangBang:

Slides :P And money :P

grogan 10-02-2003 08:31 AM

I have cancer.

LadyMischief 10-02-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
My old UPS driver used to come to our warehouse , chill , smoke buts and shit. He was the biggest guido i have ever met, Reaked of cologne had to go to the bathroom to check his hair.

Came at 10 30 am to drop off shit and then at 400 pm to pickup.

He used to tell us stories of all the hot secretaries in the neighborhood.

He was my inspiration

There was a UPS guy where I used to work, came in at the same time every day. I was the receptionist in an office complex then. This guy was SO in love with me.. I didn't like him as more than a friend and told him that, but for years after I could call him anywhere, anytime on the phone and he'd be my personal taxi service.. It was amusing.

grogan 10-02-2003 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


There was a UPS guy where I used to work, came in at the same time every day. I was the receptionist in an office complex then. This guy was SO in love with me.. I didn't like him as more than a friend and told him that, but for years after I could call him anywhere, anytime on the phone and he'd be my personal taxi service.. It was amusing.



Ya sure he wasn't......a pie? :winkwink:

snipah7 10-02-2003 08:36 AM

http://www.seriousconcepts.com/stuff/grogan.gif

LadyMischief 10-02-2003 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan




Ya sure he wasn't......a pie? :winkwink:

I won't say it again. Step off. Fuck off. Get lost.

grogan 10-02-2003 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief


I won't say it again. Step off. Fuck off. Get lost.

this is a pic of me:

http://www.fleckensteins.com/images/...%20quarter.jpg

pornguy 10-02-2003 08:43 AM

The Fed ex guy hates me... He is here at least once a week and the driveway is 3/4 of mile and bumpy dirt and sand...

Mr Pheer 10-02-2003 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan
I have cancer.
Checking out soon, hopefully?

Oracle Porn 10-02-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer


Checking out soon, hopefully?

:1orglaugh

EZRhino 10-02-2003 11:49 AM

Every delivery guy hates our drive way. For all those who came to Max Hardcores 4th of July party will know what I mean.
http://www.maxwhores.com/richard/drive%20way.jpg
Delivery people who hate our drive way:
UPS
FedEx
Arrow Head water (You know Max and water. Lots of content)
Furniture stores
Pizza guy
and meter reader dude.
:thumbsup


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