Test results are in: Starbucks Expresso Brownie - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 09-28-2003, 12:02 AM

My review of this brownie...

Nice and creamy but still has substance. The chocolate is transcendental. The caffine kicks in comfortably... You're not going to have a heart attack unless you gobble it down real quickly... I was able to pace myself and enjoyed the capillary action...

Side effects: Enjoy a rather spirited dookie when you get home... Later in the evening you will have a raging erection...

I used to think Starbucks was a corporate giant that needed to be stopped but I must admit they do a pretty good job in the flavor department especially. The caffine works fine too... I had a Venti Iced Mocha and it just about put me in the hospital... Later that evening I was in the restroom vomiting!

Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence

I think I've found my new hangout even though I dislike coffee

TheFLY · 09-28-2003, 12:03 AM

See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

IntenseCash · 09-28-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

well good thing there is a Starbucks on every corner then huh?

brizzad · 09-28-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

I should introduce you to my friend Mary Jane

fnet · 09-28-2003, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence

sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

then you start getting the little free coupons.

but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?

foolio · 09-28-2003, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

yay?

TheFLY · 09-28-2003, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by fnet

sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

then you start getting the little free coupons.

but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?

Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!

gregtx · 09-28-2003, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!

just complain that your "ESPRESSO" in your drink is bitter

candyflip · 09-28-2003, 09:17 AM

The Starbucks near my office has wireless internet for customers. Do they have you hooked up as well Fly?

09-28-2003, 12:02 AM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Test results are in: Starbucks Expresso Brownie My review of this brownie... Nice and creamy but still has substance. The chocolate is transcendental. The caffine kicks in comfortably... You're not going to have a heart attack unless you gobble it down real quickly... I was able to pace myself and enjoyed the capillary action... Side effects: Enjoy a rather spirited dookie when you get home... Later in the evening you will have a raging erection... I used to think Starbucks was a corporate giant that needed to be stopped but I must admit they do a pretty good job in the flavor department especially. The caffine works fine too... I had a Venti Iced Mocha and it just about put me in the hospital... Later that evening I was in the restroom vomiting! Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence I think I've found my new hangout even though I dislike coffee

09-28-2003, 09:17 AM	#9
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	The Starbucks near my office has wireless internet for customers. Do they have you hooked up as well Fly? __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

09-28-2003, 12:03 AM	#2
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)