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TheFLY 09-28-2003 12:02 AM

Test results are in: Starbucks Expresso Brownie
 
My review of this brownie...

Nice and creamy but still has substance. The chocolate is transcendental. The caffine kicks in comfortably... You're not going to have a heart attack unless you gobble it down real quickly... I was able to pace myself and enjoyed the capillary action...

Side effects: Enjoy a rather spirited dookie when you get home... Later in the evening you will have a raging erection... :thumbsup

I used to think Starbucks was a corporate giant that needed to be stopped but I must admit they do a pretty good job in the flavor department especially. The caffine works fine too... I had a Venti Iced Mocha and it just about put me in the hospital... Later that evening I was in the restroom vomiting!

Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence :thumbsup

I think I've found my new hangout even though I dislike coffee :1orglaugh

TheFLY 09-28-2003 12:03 AM

See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)

IntenseCash 09-28-2003 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
well good thing there is a Starbucks on every corner then huh? :winkwink:

brizzad 09-28-2003 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
I should introduce you to my friend Mary Jane

fnet 09-28-2003 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence :thumbsup

sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

then you start getting the little free coupons.

but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?

foolio 09-28-2003 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
See I stopped drinking alcohol and I quit smoking... so I'm trying to branch out and explore my options (limited in this town...)
yay?

TheFLY 09-28-2003 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by fnet


sometimes the girls behind the counter are cute too.

then you start getting the little free coupons.

but you haven't got any of those, have you, mr. fly?

Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!

gregtx 09-28-2003 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Ok now I'm really curious... What's the secret!!!!?!?!?!

just complain that your "ESPRESSO" in your drink is bitter :winkwink:

candyflip 09-28-2003 09:17 AM

The Starbucks near my office has wireless internet for customers. Do they have you hooked up as well Fly?


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