TheFLY |
09-28-2003 12:02 AM |
Test results are in: Starbucks Expresso Brownie
My review of this brownie...
Nice and creamy but still has substance. The chocolate is transcendental. The caffine kicks in comfortably... You're not going to have a heart attack unless you gobble it down real quickly... I was able to pace myself and enjoyed the capillary action...
Side effects: Enjoy a rather spirited dookie when you get home... Later in the evening you will have a raging erection... :thumbsup
I used to think Starbucks was a corporate giant that needed to be stopped but I must admit they do a pretty good job in the flavor department especially. The caffine works fine too... I had a Venti Iced Mocha and it just about put me in the hospital... Later that evening I was in the restroom vomiting!
Girls in Starbucks are A+ too -- I used to hang out at the "anti-establishment" coffee shop across the street but I think the average female Starbucks customer rates higher on a) looks and lower on b) intelligence :thumbsup
I think I've found my new hangout even though I dislike coffee :1orglaugh
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