Have you ever been in a fight with a cripple? - GoFuckYourself.com

AlCapone · 09-26-2003, 07:47 AM

I haven't beein in a fight... but,

A few days ago, I was at the movie theater, and some cripple and his 2 friends were yapping during the movie.

So, I did the standard "Shhhhh!" a few times to no avail.

I then had to resort to the more abrasive "Shut Up!".

At this point, the cripple looks around to find where the demand was coming from, so I helped him by raising my hand and making it plainly obvious "Over here! I'm the one who told you to Shut Up!".

Cripple said "Turn around and watch the movie man."

I said "Keep talking and see what happens!"

Cripple responded "Man, you're missing the movie, turn around and watch before you miss more of it."

I said "You NEED to shut your mouth before I come shut it for you!"

Cripple chuckled a little and turned to say something to his friends, then responds with "Whatever man... just turn around."

I said "Get up! Come on... GET UP!"

His friends bust out laughing (the girl was laughing the loudest), and he laughed for a second, then all 3 stopped for a second, realizing that I'm telling a cripple to "Get up and fight"...

After they realized that I wasn't kidding about kicking the shit out of that cripple, they backed down and shut the fuck up for the remainder of the film.

Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE!

And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.

Triple 6 · 09-26-2003, 07:49 AM

uh. ok.

rooster · 09-26-2003, 07:49 AM

i gave a retard a pretty good thrashing

Triple 6 · 09-26-2003, 07:50 AM

cripple, as in, handicapped? what gave u that idea?

hey you ever notice some retards are mad muscular? its like they lack in brain power but made up for it in physical power. crazy shit .

Shok · 09-26-2003, 07:50 AM

I had a friend in high school with 1 arm.

But fuck that 1 arm was strong and I watched him kick ass on 3 guys one night.

He eventually died in a shoot out with the Garland police, I shit you not.

AlCapone · 09-26-2003, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
cripple, as in, handicapped? what gave u that idea?

hey you ever notice some retards are mad muscular? its like they lack in brain power but made up for it in physical power. crazy shit .

Cripple as in, sitting in a wheelchair.

WebTitan · 09-26-2003, 07:52 AM

FuqALot · 09-26-2003, 08:14 AM

Yeah AlCapone. You're a true badass now. Haha.. AlCapone... FQQL!

Herb Kornfield · 09-26-2003, 08:26 AM

Down Syndrome children are incredibly strong as well mentally challenged adults. I'd suggest not messing with them or you will probably recieve the ass kicking of a lifetime.

My wife works with special needs people. They are seriously strong and will knock the shit outta you in a heartbeat if provked enough.

Shok · 09-26-2003, 08:34 AM

yes I can totally open a can of crazy whoop ass

and I can kick all your asses in alphabetical order

12clicks · 09-26-2003, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCapone
I haven't beein in a fight... but,

A few days ago, I was at the movie theater, and some cripple and his 2 friends were yapping during the movie.

So, I did the standard "Shhhhh!" a few times to no avail.

I then had to resort to the more abrasive "Shut Up!".

At this point, the cripple looks around to find where the demand was coming from, so I helped him by raising my hand and making it plainly obvious "Over here! I'm the one who told you to Shut Up!".

Cripple said "Turn around and watch the movie man."

I said "Keep talking and see what happens!"

Cripple responded "Man, you're missing the movie, turn around and watch before you miss more of it."

I said "You NEED to shut your mouth before I come shut it for you!"

Cripple chuckled a little and turned to say something to his friends, then responds with "Whatever man... just turn around."

I said "Get up! Come on... GET UP!"

His friends bust out laughing (the girl was laughing the loudest), and he laughed for a second, then all 3 stopped for a second, realizing that I'm telling a cripple to "Get up and fight"...

After they realized that I wasn't kidding about kicking the shit out of that cripple, they backed down and shut the fuck up for the remainder of the film.

Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE!

And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.

wow, *another* tough guy. who knew?

Paul · 09-26-2003, 08:38 AM

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They are seriously strong and will knock the shit outta you in a heartbeat if provked enough.

Soo fucking true !

salo18 · 09-26-2003, 08:40 AM

You are just like all those guys who want to fight everyone!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Cant you have a fun time witout beeing such a gay?
Its just silly,,,
"wow your are anoying so imgone kick your ass!"
Grow up fucking jerk!

Shok · 09-26-2003, 08:41 AM

12clicks · 09-26-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by Shok

Damn Shok, you put on some wieght brotha'

Shok · 09-26-2003, 08:44 AM

shit, I wish I looked that sexy, I would have women all over me

DarkJedi · 09-26-2003, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCapone

Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE!

And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.

Sorry man, we were stoned.
I didnt mean to upset ya

Mr Pheer · 09-26-2003, 08:46 AM

motherfucker i'll put you in my wheelchair and push you down the stairs.... if i can find my crutches

Sly_RJ · 09-26-2003, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlCapone
And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.

Haha! Thanks. Warning noted!

I DARE you to fuck with a cripple next time you have beef. You'll be knocked into a chair so fast you won't remember what happened. Hehe...

Troll.

freeadultcontent · 09-26-2003, 02:17 PM

Speaking on behalf of the "cripples" (cmon at least use gimp, rubber legs, veggie cart or something else) I have a few slight suggestions and umm mental notes for future refference.

You already made it clear it was just someone in a wheelchair, so the down people ect are free and clear but as noted above avoid them like the fucking plague. Most of the "tards" are beyond strong, talking body builder on pcp strong. If provoked enough they just switch over and when it happens they do not even register pain. Yet lets move on to the "cripples".

If you get into a fight with one you already lost the fight before the first blow is even exchanged.
You may or may not physically win the fight first off. Odds are if they get a grip on you, you very well could get the a beating like you have never felt before. Keep in mind that they use their arms for everything. Meaning their arms and hands get the same workout that everyone elses arms and legs get every single day. So do not let the grab you or get a grip on you, true you may both go to the ground but it will not be pretty and besides the leverage bonus you may have, they are very use to being in that position. So if you must fight one, really heed this advice, tip their chair over and get away; End it there.
Back to the opening line, ok why you already lost the fight. There can only be two outcomes.
1. Fight starts you kick the cripples ass, bystanders see you beating a cripple and a group of people you do not know beat the fuck out of you for beating a cripple. You loose.
2. Fight starts, cripple gets ahold of you and somehow beats your ass. Bystanders see this, so do your friends ect. Aside from the beating, you get the reputation of being owned by a cripple. Still may result in future ass kicking by bystanders for fighting a cripple anyways. You loose.

Oh yeah forget about any law enforcement chances. If it went to a judge with you winning the fight, you loose again. Judge throws book at you and then some. If cripple wins and still before a judge, odds are cripple gets victory verdict and you loose yet again. If you started or provoked the fight, even if you ended up beaten you still will have book thrown at you.

09-26-2003, 07:47 AM	#1
AlCapone Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 708	Have you ever been in a fight with a cripple? I haven't beein in a fight... but, A few days ago, I was at the movie theater, and some cripple and his 2 friends were yapping during the movie. So, I did the standard "Shhhhh!" a few times to no avail. I then had to resort to the more abrasive "Shut Up!". At this point, the cripple looks around to find where the demand was coming from, so I helped him by raising my hand and making it plainly obvious "Over here! I'm the one who told you to Shut Up!". Cripple said "Turn around and watch the movie man." I said "Keep talking and see what happens!" Cripple responded "Man, you're missing the movie, turn around and watch before you miss more of it." I said "You NEED to shut your mouth before I come shut it for you!" Cripple chuckled a little and turned to say something to his friends, then responds with "Whatever man... just turn around." I said "Get up! Come on... GET UP!" His friends bust out laughing (the girl was laughing the loudest), and he laughed for a second, then all 3 stopped for a second, realizing that I'm telling a cripple to "Get up and fight"... After they realized that I wasn't kidding about kicking the shit out of that cripple, they backed down and shut the fuck up for the remainder of the film. Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE! And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public. __________________ "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

09-26-2003, 07:49 AM	#2
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09-26-2003, 07:50 AM	#4
Triple 6 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: isN'T everything Posts: 5,394	cripple, as in, handicapped? what gave u that idea? hey you ever notice some retards are mad muscular? its like they lack in brain power but made up for it in physical power. crazy shit . __________________ SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

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09-26-2003, 08:40 AM	#13
salo18 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 859	You are just like all those guys who want to fight everyone! I FUCKING HATE YOU! Cant you have a fun time witout beeing such a gay? Its just silly,,, "wow your are anoying so imgone kick your ass!" Grow up fucking jerk! __________________ .

09-26-2003, 07:49 AM	#3
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	i gave a retard a pretty good thrashing

09-26-2003, 07:50 AM	#5
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	I had a friend in high school with 1 arm. But fuck that 1 arm was strong and I watched him kick ass on 3 guys one night. He eventually died in a shoot out with the Garland police, I shit you not.

09-26-2003, 08:14 AM	#8
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	Yeah AlCapone. You're a true badass now. Haha.. AlCapone... FQQL!

09-26-2003, 08:26 AM	#9
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Down Syndrome children are incredibly strong as well mentally challenged adults. I'd suggest not messing with them or you will probably recieve the ass kicking of a lifetime. My wife works with special needs people. They are seriously strong and will knock the shit outta you in a heartbeat if provked enough.

09-26-2003, 08:34 AM	#10
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	yes I can totally open a can of crazy whoop ass and I can kick all your asses in alphabetical order

09-26-2003, 08:41 AM	#14
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611

09-26-2003, 08:44 AM	#16
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	shit, I wish I looked that sexy, I would have women all over me

09-26-2003, 08:46 AM	#18
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,264	motherfucker i'll put you in my wheelchair and push you down the stairs.... if i can find my crutches __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

09-26-2003, 02:17 PM	#20
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	Speaking on behalf of the "cripples" (cmon at least use gimp, rubber legs, veggie cart or something else) I have a few slight suggestions and umm mental notes for future refference. You already made it clear it was just someone in a wheelchair, so the down people ect are free and clear but as noted above avoid them like the fucking plague. Most of the "tards" are beyond strong, talking body builder on pcp strong. If provoked enough they just switch over and when it happens they do not even register pain. Yet lets move on to the "cripples". If you get into a fight with one you already lost the fight before the first blow is even exchanged. You may or may not physically win the fight first off. Odds are if they get a grip on you, you very well could get the a beating like you have never felt before. Keep in mind that they use their arms for everything. Meaning their arms and hands get the same workout that everyone elses arms and legs get every single day. So do not let the grab you or get a grip on you, true you may both go to the ground but it will not be pretty and besides the leverage bonus you may have, they are very use to being in that position. So if you must fight one, really heed this advice, tip their chair over and get away; End it there. Back to the opening line, ok why you already lost the fight. There can only be two outcomes. 1. Fight starts you kick the cripples ass, bystanders see you beating a cripple and a group of people you do not know beat the fuck out of you for beating a cripple. You loose. 2. Fight starts, cripple gets ahold of you and somehow beats your ass. Bystanders see this, so do your friends ect. Aside from the beating, you get the reputation of being owned by a cripple. Still may result in future ass kicking by bystanders for fighting a cripple anyways. You loose. Oh yeah forget about any law enforcement chances. If it went to a judge with you winning the fight, you loose again. Judge throws book at you and then some. If cripple wins and still before a judge, odds are cripple gets victory verdict and you loose yet again. If you started or provoked the fight, even if you ended up beaten you still will have book thrown at you. __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites