Have you ever been in a fight with a cripple?
 

I haven't beein in a fight... but,

A few days ago, I was at the movie theater, and some cripple and his 2 friends were yapping during the movie.

So, I did the standard "Shhhhh!" a few times to no avail.

I then had to resort to the more abrasive "Shut Up!".

At this point, the cripple looks around to find where the demand was coming from, so I helped him by raising my hand and making it plainly obvious "Over here! I'm the one who told you to Shut Up!".

Cripple said "Turn around and watch the movie man."

I said "Keep talking and see what happens!"

Cripple responded "Man, you're missing the movie, turn around and watch before you miss more of it."

I said "You NEED to shut your mouth before I come shut it for you!"

Cripple chuckled a little and turned to say something to his friends, then responds with "Whatever man... just turn around."

I said "Get up! Come on... GET UP!"

His friends bust out laughing (the girl was laughing the loudest), and he laughed for a second, then all 3 stopped for a second, realizing that I'm telling a cripple to "Get up and fight"...

After they realized that I wasn't kidding about kicking the shit out of that cripple, they backed down and shut the fuck up for the remainder of the film.

Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE!

And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.

:feels-hot :mad:

uh. ok.

i gave a retard a pretty good thrashing

cripple, as in, handicapped? what gave u that idea?


hey you ever notice some retards are mad muscular? its like they lack in brain power but made up for it in physical power. crazy shit .

I had a friend in high school with 1 arm.

But fuck that 1 arm was strong and I watched him kick ass on 3 guys one night.

He eventually died in a shoot out with the Garland police, I shit you not.

Cripple as in, sitting in a wheelchair.

hmmm

Yeah AlCapone. You're a true badass now. Haha.. AlCapone... FQQL!

Down Syndrome children are incredibly strong as well mentally challenged adults. I'd suggest not messing with them or you will probably recieve the ass kicking of a lifetime.

My wife works with special needs people. They are seriously strong and will knock the shit outta you in a heartbeat if provked enough.

yes I can totally open a can of crazy whoop ass

and I can kick all your asses in alphabetical order

wow, *another* tough guy. who knew?

Soo fucking true !

You are just like all those guys who want to fight everyone!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Cant you have a fun time witout beeing such a gay?
Its just silly,,,
"wow your are anoying so imgone kick your ass!"
Grow up fucking jerk!

Damn Shok, you put on some wieght brotha'

shit, I wish I looked that sexy, I would have women all over me

Sorry man, we were stoned.
I didnt mean to upset ya :stoned

motherfucker i'll put you in my wheelchair and push you down the stairs.... if i can find my crutches

Haha! Thanks. Warning noted!

I DARE you to fuck with a cripple next time you have beef. You'll be knocked into a chair so fast you won't remember what happened. Hehe...

Troll.

Speaking on behalf of the "cripples" (cmon at least use gimp, rubber legs, veggie cart or something else) I have a few slight suggestions and umm mental notes for future refference.

You already made it clear it was just someone in a wheelchair, so the down people ect are free and clear but as noted above avoid them like the fucking plague. Most of the "tards" are beyond strong, talking body builder on pcp strong. If provoked enough they just switch over and when it happens they do not even register pain. Yet lets move on to the "cripples".

If you get into a fight with one you already lost the fight before the first blow is even exchanged.
You may or may not physically win the fight first off. Odds are if they get a grip on you, you very well could get the a beating like you have never felt before. Keep in mind that they use their arms for everything. Meaning their arms and hands get the same workout that everyone elses arms and legs get every single day. So do not let the grab you or get a grip on you, true you may both go to the ground but it will not be pretty and besides the leverage bonus you may have, they are very use to being in that position. So if you must fight one, really heed this advice, tip their chair over and get away; End it there.
Back to the opening line, ok why you already lost the fight. There can only be two outcomes.
1. Fight starts you kick the cripples ass, bystanders see you beating a cripple and a group of people you do not know beat the fuck out of you for beating a cripple. You loose.
2. Fight starts, cripple gets ahold of you and somehow beats your ass. Bystanders see this, so do your friends ect. Aside from the beating, you get the reputation of being owned by a cripple. Still may result in future ass kicking by bystanders for fighting a cripple anyways. You loose.

Oh yeah forget about any law enforcement chances. If it went to a judge with you winning the fight, you loose again. Judge throws book at you and then some. If cripple wins and still before a judge, odds are cripple gets victory verdict and you loose yet again. If you started or provoked the fight, even if you ended up beaten you still will have book thrown at you.