Drinking - High School VS College - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 09-24-2003, 03:13 PM

Drinking in High School vs. Drinking in College

High School: Start by 7 p.m., Stop by 10 p.m., Sober by 11:30 p.m., Home by 12 p.m., No Hangover Next Morning

College: Start by 11 p.m., Stop by 5 a.m., Never Sober Up, Never Make it Home, Hungover Until 5 p.m. Next Afternoon (every good time has its price)

High School: Zimas and Wine Coolers

College: Beer and Cheap Beer

High School: drunk after 2 beers

College: still going after 20 beers

High School Party Attire: new shirt, new black pants, heels

College Party Attire: tshirt/sweatshirt, jeans/sweats, flip flops/tennis shoes

High School: go out 1-2 times a week

College: go out 7-8 times a week

High School: party in a field or a house where parents are out of town

College: party in a dorm, fraternity house, or house where the owner is the drunkest person there

High School: no keg

College: keg stand

High School: pretend to be drunk in order to fit in with the rest of the party

College: pretend to be sober so that when you trip and fall/say something stupid/slur your words/dance like an idiot, you won't be known as "The Drunkass"

High School: rarely go out on school nights

College: always go out on school nights, especially when you have a test the next day

High School: drink to the sound of the car stereo or tiny boombox

College: drink to the sound of a DJ or live band

High School: throwing up is completely unexceptable

College: the more you barf, the cooler you are, especially if you can master the Puke & Rally

High School: 5 shots and the night is over

College: 5 shots at the pre-party and the night has just begun

High School: stroll into the party carrying a beer

College: stroll into the party carrying a 30 pack

High School: day after party: jump out of bed, declare "I feel great!" and smile as you remember the night before

College: day after party: groan and roll over to check out whose lying next to you, declare "I think I'm still drunk," and pass back out after unsuccessfully trying to remember the night before

High School: "Let's play a drinking game! I have cards!!!"

College: "Let's play a drinking game! It's called '1...2...3...CHUG'"

High School: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just got home...waaaaaaay past curfew."

College: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just ran out of beer...and all beer stores are now closed."

High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for alcohol

College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for alcohol

High School: pingpong

College: beerpong

LOL!

DH

PenetratinP · 09-24-2003, 03:28 PM

did you write that DH?

good stuff

Libertine · 09-24-2003, 03:34 PM

You obviously didn't go to my highschool

reynold · 09-24-2003, 03:39 PM

bragging about drinking is reserved for idiots

Sosa · 09-24-2003, 04:18 PM

so fucking true with that post

played some beerpong just last weekend at a frat house

Samoan · 09-24-2003, 04:21 PM

Bragging about being able to drink the most makes no sense to me. Drinks at the bars are expensive. I'd rather get drunk off of a few drunks than spend $100 to brag.

Martin · 09-24-2003, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
You obviously didn't go to my highschool

That's what I was thinking..LOL.

GrimShawn · 09-24-2003, 04:25 PM

No 40oz and wine?

nofx · 09-24-2003, 04:27 PM

a lot more drinking and smoking in college than high school

High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for pot

College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for pot

TheEbonyFelony · 09-24-2003, 04:30 PM

high school was spent mackin women and drinkin Cisco and MD20/20

Sarah - GTS · 09-24-2003, 05:03 PM

DH just wishes he could still party like he did in college

GTS Mark · 09-24-2003, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarah - GSS
DH just wishes he could still party like he did in college

Hehe I think I should change my name from "drinkinghard" to "drinking-moderately".

DH

NBDesign · 09-24-2003, 05:14 PM

Ok, don't know where you went to high school.. but ours was a lot different...

Get to school off the bus and intot he upper parking lot where we would crink beer, whisky or what ever was available, smoke our joints pop our pills or whatever.

During homeroom the buzz starts to kick in.....

Middle of 1st period... totally buzzed or sleeping...

Second period... sleeping...

3rd period comming down need to go out for a refresher....

and so on through the day..

After school... friends house... or out in a field or near a lake or river with a keg.

I was notorious for my keg parties..... cops showing up 4 and 5 times a party... cops were usually people we knew and they would hang for a bit and have a beer or two....

I miss living in a small town sometimes .

ColBigBalls · 09-24-2003, 05:18 PM

hmm didnt i see you toss a shooter or two over your sholder once or twice? or seven times

Sarah - GTS · 09-24-2003, 05:30 PM

Hey ColBig: remember the time DH steam rolled you then stripped and ran outside naked in 4 feet of snow !!! hehe
THAT WAS DEFINATELY COLLEGE!!!

bringer · 09-24-2003, 05:33 PM

zima and wine coolers are nasty

OE4L

GTS Mark · 09-24-2003, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarah - GSS
Hey ColBig: remember the time DH steam rolled you then stripped and ran outside naked in 4 feet of snow !!! hehe
THAT WAS DEFINATELY COLLEGE!!!

Alright, you're all fired!

DH

rip raster · 09-24-2003, 07:46 PM

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09-24-2003, 03:13 PM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Drinking - High School VS College Drinking in High School vs. Drinking in College High School: Start by 7 p.m., Stop by 10 p.m., Sober by 11:30 p.m., Home by 12 p.m., No Hangover Next Morning College: Start by 11 p.m., Stop by 5 a.m., Never Sober Up, Never Make it Home, Hungover Until 5 p.m. Next Afternoon (every good time has its price) High School: Zimas and Wine Coolers College: Beer and Cheap Beer High School: drunk after 2 beers College: still going after 20 beers High School Party Attire: new shirt, new black pants, heels College Party Attire: tshirt/sweatshirt, jeans/sweats, flip flops/tennis shoes High School: go out 1-2 times a week College: go out 7-8 times a week High School: party in a field or a house where parents are out of town College: party in a dorm, fraternity house, or house where the owner is the drunkest person there High School: no keg College: keg stand High School: pretend to be drunk in order to fit in with the rest of the party College: pretend to be sober so that when you trip and fall/say something stupid/slur your words/dance like an idiot, you won't be known as "The Drunkass" High School: rarely go out on school nights College: always go out on school nights, especially when you have a test the next day High School: drink to the sound of the car stereo or tiny boombox College: drink to the sound of a DJ or live band High School: throwing up is completely unexceptable College: the more you barf, the cooler you are, especially if you can master the Puke & Rally High School: 5 shots and the night is over College: 5 shots at the pre-party and the night has just begun High School: stroll into the party carrying a beer College: stroll into the party carrying a 30 pack High School: day after party: jump out of bed, declare "I feel great!" and smile as you remember the night before College: day after party: groan and roll over to check out whose lying next to you, declare "I think I'm still drunk," and pass back out after unsuccessfully trying to remember the night before High School: "Let's play a drinking game! I have cards!!!" College: "Let's play a drinking game! It's called '1...2...3...CHUG'" High School: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just got home...waaaaaaay past curfew." College: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just ran out of beer...and all beer stores are now closed." High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for alcohol College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for alcohol High School: pingpong College: beerpong LOL! DH

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09-24-2003, 04:21 PM	#6
Samoan Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 203	Bragging about being able to drink the most makes no sense to me. Drinks at the bars are expensive. I'd rather get drunk off of a few drunks than spend $100 to brag. __________________ Samoan

09-24-2003, 04:27 PM	#9
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	a lot more drinking and smoking in college than high school High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for pot College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for pot __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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09-24-2003, 03:28 PM	#2
PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	did you write that DH? good stuff

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	bragging about drinking is reserved for idiots

09-24-2003, 04:18 PM	#5
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	so fucking true with that post played some beerpong just last weekend at a frat house

09-24-2003, 04:25 PM	#8
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09-24-2003, 05:14 PM	#13
NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	Ok, don't know where you went to high school.. but ours was a lot different... Get to school off the bus and intot he upper parking lot where we would crink beer, whisky or what ever was available, smoke our joints pop our pills or whatever. During homeroom the buzz starts to kick in..... Middle of 1st period... totally buzzed or sleeping... Second period... sleeping... 3rd period comming down need to go out for a refresher.... and so on through the day.. After school... friends house... or out in a field or near a lake or river with a keg. I was notorious for my keg parties..... cops showing up 4 and 5 times a party... cops were usually people we knew and they would hang for a bit and have a beer or two.... I miss living in a small town sometimes . __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

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