Drinking - High School VS College
 

Drinking in High School vs. Drinking in College

High School: Start by 7 p.m., Stop by 10 p.m., Sober by 11:30 p.m., Home by 12 p.m., No Hangover Next Morning

College: Start by 11 p.m., Stop by 5 a.m., Never Sober Up, Never Make it Home, Hungover Until 5 p.m. Next Afternoon (every good time has its price)



High School: Zimas and Wine Coolers

College: Beer and Cheap Beer



High School: drunk after 2 beers

College: still going after 20 beers



High School Party Attire: new shirt, new black pants, heels

College Party Attire: tshirt/sweatshirt, jeans/sweats, flip flops/tennis shoes



High School: go out 1-2 times a week

College: go out 7-8 times a week



High School: party in a field or a house where parents are out of town

College: party in a dorm, fraternity house, or house where the owner is the drunkest person there



High School: no keg

College: keg stand



High School: pretend to be drunk in order to fit in with the rest of the party

College: pretend to be sober so that when you trip and fall/say something stupid/slur your words/dance like an idiot, you won't be known as "The Drunkass"



High School: rarely go out on school nights

College: always go out on school nights, especially when you have a test the next day



High School: drink to the sound of the car stereo or tiny boombox

College: drink to the sound of a DJ or live band



High School: throwing up is completely unexceptable

College: the more you barf, the cooler you are, especially if you can master the Puke & Rally



High School: 5 shots and the night is over

College: 5 shots at the pre-party and the night has just begun



High School: stroll into the party carrying a beer

College: stroll into the party carrying a 30 pack



High School: day after party: jump out of bed, declare "I feel great!" and smile as you remember the night before

College: day after party: groan and roll over to check out whose lying next to you, declare "I think I'm still drunk," and pass back out after unsuccessfully trying to remember the night before



High School: "Let's play a drinking game! I have cards!!!"

College: "Let's play a drinking game! It's called '1...2...3...CHUG'"



High School: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just got home...waaaaaaay past curfew."

College: "Shit! It's 2:00 a.m. and I just ran out of beer...and all beer stores are now closed."



High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for alcohol

College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for alcohol



High School: pingpong

College: beerpong

LOL!

DH

did you write that DH?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good stuff

You obviously didn't go to my highschool :glugglug

bragging about drinking is reserved for idiots

so fucking true with that post :)

played some beerpong just last weekend at a frat house :thumbsup

Bragging about being able to drink the most makes no sense to me. Drinks at the bars are expensive. I'd rather get drunk off of a few drunks than spend $100 to brag.

That's what I was thinking..LOL.

No 40oz and wine?

a lot more drinking and smoking in college than high school :glugglug

High School: save allowance/lunch money to pay for pot

College: sell back books/donate plasma/sell belongings on Ebay to pay for pot

high school was spent mackin women and drinkin Cisco and MD20/20

DH just wishes he could still party like he did in college :)

Hehe I think I should change my name from "drinkinghard" to "drinking-moderately".

:winkwink:

DH

Ok, don't know where you went to high school.. but ours was a lot different...

Get to school off the bus and intot he upper parking lot where we would crink beer, whisky or what ever was available, smoke our joints pop our pills or whatever.

During homeroom the buzz starts to kick in.....

Middle of 1st period... totally buzzed or sleeping...

Second period... sleeping...

3rd period comming down need to go out for a refresher....

and so on through the day..

After school... friends house... or out in a field or near a lake or river with a keg.

I was notorious for my keg parties..... cops showing up 4 and 5 times a party... cops were usually people we knew and they would hang for a bit and have a beer or two....

I miss living in a small town sometimes .

hmm didnt i see you toss a shooter or two over your sholder once or twice? or seven times
:1orglaugh :evil-laug :1orglaugh

Hey ColBig: remember the time DH steam rolled you then stripped and ran outside naked in 4 feet of snow !!! hehe
THAT WAS DEFINATELY COLLEGE!!!:1orglaugh

zima and wine coolers are nasty

OE4L

Alright, you're all fired! :winkwink:

DH

Just beware of the angry tranny :feels-hot


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