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BillyHoe · 09-20-2003, 02:44 PM

"You're right my ass does look big in these jeans"

digifan · 09-20-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zorgman
This diamond ring is too big!

You need what?... free pics? sure, I'll pose for your friends.

Blah, diamonds are corny and may good look on a 50+ woman, I don't like them at all.
However I am not content.

digifan · 09-20-2003, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch

Your dick is too big.
.

Big dicks are cool.. and I don't like shopping either

digifan · 09-20-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
- No your honor. He earned all the money. All I did was spend and supervise the maid. I really don't deserve any of it.

Not me... I did not ask alimony being so glad to get rid of that drunkard ex of mine.. and I spent my heard earned money.

Holly · 09-20-2003, 06:03 PM

Vaginal orgasms are a lie.

Would you mind babysitting my kids for a little while, SexEducation?

tulup · 09-20-2003, 08:41 PM

"most women"
"its just a car i dont get it, its nothing special a car is a car"
"ill suck your dick whyle you sleep its no big deal to me"
"your right i am being self concious"

neewwman · 09-20-2003, 10:05 PM

"Let's think this through rationally."

"I take full responsibility."

easyfun · 09-20-2003, 10:24 PM

"I love it when you fart in bed"

"Pour yourself another whisky while I clean up your spew"

"You'll never guess who fucked me today"

"I was going to treat myself today, but realised you almost emptied your drinks cabinet yesterday and decided it better to re-stock it for you"

lexr · 09-20-2003, 11:04 PM

With the exception of women in the industry..

"Fuck me please."

"I'm lying. I don't really have a headache because, afterall, orgasms cure headaches.. I just want to hold out on sex because it's a weapon that I can use!"

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09-20-2003, 08:41 PM	#56
tulup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 32	"most women" "its just a car i dont get it, its nothing special a car is a car" "ill suck your dick whyle you sleep its no big deal to me" "your right i am being self concious"

09-20-2003, 11:04 PM	#59
lexr Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 428	With the exception of women in the industry.. "Fuck me please." "I'm lying. I don't really have a headache because, afterall, orgasms cure headaches.. I just want to hold out on sex because it's a weapon that I can use!"