Things you'll never hear a girl say
 

"I hate shopping"
"Drive faster please"

1 dirty sanchez, please

I hate money

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never hear her say : brutal fucker

You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer.

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"I think I have a commitment problem"

"You were right, her ass IS nicer then mine."

"You know, women really shouldn't be in office."

"I know, it's not your fault. Sorry I've been snappy all day. I'm just PMSing. Here, I'll make you something flavorful for dinner then you can go out with your friends while I spend time here alone."

I only want you for your money

ive got more then enough shoes and handbags

Would you mind fucking my sister tonight? I'm a little tired.

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heh, one time I told a girl I was only dating her cause she had big tits, and well the money response was what she came back with

"Here's the change from the money you gave me to go shopping."

i was wrong

baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please

You've never met my wife then.

"oh daddy" :1orglaugh

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Can my best friend join us?

Your dick is too big.

I love giving blowjobs

I love to swallow.

"I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"

ive got way to many shoes

my nuts itch (scratch scratch) burp.. Can you bring me the remote to the TV, i'm too fucking lazy to get up and get it myself.. and while your at it.. can you cook for me.. i still need to be coddled and taken care of..cause im too fucking lazy"

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
bangbros rock so much

It's ok if your penis is only 2 inches. You have a long tongue, don't you?

I think I'm not a woman :( I say those both, frequently :()

eh, you haven't heard any of those? :helpme

"grogan, that is a nice couch!"

"Grogan is great in bed"

Hahaha..

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I said that alot when I was a teenager until my dumbass boyfriend drove over 135 MPH into a tree and broke my neck. :(

Now I only say it to my octogenarian grandfather who loves to drive 30 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. LOL

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"Grogan, your greasy, shiny, face makes my pussy wet"

I've asked a guy if his best friend (a girl) could join us.

I had to tell a guy his dick was too big once. It was 10.5 inches (he let me measure it) and it was almost as thick as my wrist. I didn't think bodybuilders were "built" like that. It hurt :(

I DO love giving blowjobs and I have said it lots of times.

I DON'T, however, like to swallow. I try, I just can't. It makes me gag. Sorry.

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How about
" Of course you can stick it my mouth after it's been in my ass "
"You can watch TV while I blow you I don't mind"

"honey lets have my sister over for a 3some"

here some things I've never heard a woman say:

I'm sorry.

I've fucked up.

Will you forgive me please?

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"I hate shopping"
I really hate shopping....

"Drive faster please"
Don't like turtle drivers..(Lived In germany 2 years Loved that Autobahn!!:thumbsup

"You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer"
to that I always let my husband watch his sports in peace.

I have admitted I am wrong!

I have said sorry many times...

"I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"
Don't care much for birthdays.

"baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please"
My husband can fuck me whenever he pleases whereever he pleases.:winkwink:

"shave my ass"

This diamond ring is too big!

You need what?... free pics? sure, I'll pose for your friends.

I cheated on ur ass.

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"I wanna sleep with RedBumper"

how does my camel toe look in this outfit?

"i want a prenuptial agreement"

- No your honor. He earned all the money. All I did was spend and supervise the maid. I really don't deserve any of it.

"I think you need more female friends"

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