Things you'll never hear a girl say - GoFuckYourself.com

RedBumper · 09-20-2003, 03:37 AM

"I hate shopping"
"Drive faster please"

LiveDose · 09-20-2003, 03:44 AM

1 dirty sanchez, please

Tylo · 09-20-2003, 03:45 AM

I hate money

Poo-Chee · 09-20-2003, 03:49 AM

never hear her say : brutal fucker

Seb From Holland · 09-20-2003, 03:51 AM

You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer.

Tylo · 09-20-2003, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer.

Rep · 09-20-2003, 04:42 AM

"I think I have a commitment problem"

"You were right, her ass IS nicer then mine."

"You know, women really shouldn't be in office."

"I know, it's not your fault. Sorry I've been snappy all day. I'm just PMSing. Here, I'll make you something flavorful for dinner then you can go out with your friends while I spend time here alone."

cheekycherry · 09-20-2003, 04:43 AM

I only want you for your money

DutchTeenCash · 09-20-2003, 04:43 AM

ive got more then enough shoes and handbags

09-20-2003, 04:43 AM

Would you mind fucking my sister tonight? I'm a little tired.

DerekT · 09-20-2003, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiveDose
1 dirty sanchez, please

Mr Pheer · 09-20-2003, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheekycherry
I only want you for your money

heh, one time I told a girl I was only dating her cause she had big tits, and well the money response was what she came back with

KRL · 09-20-2003, 08:48 AM

"Here's the change from the money you gave me to go shopping."

ytcracker · 09-20-2003, 08:50 AM

i was wrong

AWC · 09-20-2003, 08:51 AM

baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please

jact · 09-20-2003, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedBumper
"I hate shopping"
"Drive faster please"

You've never met my wife then.

loverboy · 09-20-2003, 08:52 AM

"oh daddy"

nap · 09-20-2003, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
i was wrong

KMR Stitch · 09-20-2003, 09:00 AM

Can my best friend join us?

Your dick is too big.

I love giving blowjobs

I love to swallow.

Furious_Female · 09-20-2003, 09:04 AM

"I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"

brand0n · 09-20-2003, 09:05 AM

ive got way to many shoes

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-20-2003, 09:14 AM

my nuts itch (scratch scratch) burp.. Can you bring me the remote to the TV, i'm too fucking lazy to get up and get it myself.. and while your at it.. can you cook for me.. i still need to be coddled and taken care of..cause im too fucking lazy"

Doctor Dre · 09-20-2003, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
1 dirty sanchez, please

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
bangbros rock so much

LadyMischief · 09-20-2003, 09:50 AM

It's ok if your penis is only 2 inches. You have a long tongue, don't you?

LadyMischief · 09-20-2003, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedBumper
"I hate shopping"
"Drive faster please"

I think I'm not a woman

I say those both, frequently

)

iroc409 · 09-20-2003, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Can my best friend join us?

Your dick is too big.

I love giving blowjobs

I love to swallow.

eh, you haven't heard any of those?

AaronM · 09-20-2003, 10:03 AM

"grogan, that is a nice couch!"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 10:08 AM

"Grogan is great in bed"

NoCarrier · 09-20-2003, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
"grogan, that is a nice couch!"

Hahaha..

brizzad · 09-20-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
"grogan, that is a nice couch!"

tootie · 09-20-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedBumper

"Drive faster please"

I said that alot when I was a teenager until my dumbass boyfriend drove over 135 MPH into a tree and broke my neck.

Now I only say it to my octogenarian grandfather who loves to drive 30 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. LOL

brizzad · 09-20-2003, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
"Grogan is great in bed"

brizzad · 09-20-2003, 10:12 AM

"Grogan, your greasy, shiny, face makes my pussy wet"

tootie · 09-20-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Can my best friend join us?

Your dick is too big.

I love giving blowjobs

I love to swallow.

I've asked a guy if his best friend (a girl) could join us.

I had to tell a guy his dick was too big once. It was 10.5 inches (he let me measure it) and it was almost as thick as my wrist. I didn't think bodybuilders were "built" like that. It hurt

I DO love giving blowjobs and I have said it lots of times.

I DON'T, however, like to swallow. I try, I just can't. It makes me gag. Sorry.

tootie · 09-20-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
It's ok if your penis is only 2 inches. You have a long tongue, don't you?

BillyHoe · 09-20-2003, 10:27 AM

How about
" Of course you can stick it my mouth after it's been in my ass "
"You can watch TV while I blow you I don't mind"

nosey · 09-20-2003, 10:28 AM

"honey lets have my sister over for a 3some"

ScriptBall · 09-20-2003, 10:32 AM

here some things I've never heard a woman say:

I'm sorry.

I've fucked up.

Will you forgive me please?

Nanda · 09-20-2003, 10:33 AM

"I hate shopping"
I really hate shopping....

"Drive faster please"
Don't like turtle drivers..(Lived In germany 2 years Loved that Autobahn!!

"You sit on the couch and watch football, I'll bring you the beer"
to that I always let my husband watch his sports in peace.

I have admitted I am wrong!

I have said sorry many times...

"I forgive you for forgetting my birthday"
Don't care much for birthdays.

"baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please"
My husband can fuck me whenever he pleases whereever he pleases.

Jimbo · 09-20-2003, 10:38 AM

"shave my ass"

Zorgman · 09-20-2003, 10:42 AM

This diamond ring is too big!

You need what?... free pics? sure, I'll pose for your friends.

Ic3m4nZ · 09-20-2003, 10:43 AM

I cheated on ur ass.

CarolCox · 09-20-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
baby, i'm horny... fuck my ass please

I said exactly that last night!

Carol Cox

nosey · 09-20-2003, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CarolCox

I said exactly that last night!

Carol Cox

xxxdesign-net · 09-20-2003, 11:05 AM

"I wanna sleep with RedBumper"

badmunchkin · 09-20-2003, 11:13 AM

how does my camel toe look in this outfit?

nosey · 09-20-2003, 11:13 AM

"i want a prenuptial agreement"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 11:33 AM

- No your honor. He earned all the money. All I did was spend and supervise the maid. I really don't deserve any of it.

Furious_Female · 09-20-2003, 11:50 AM

"I think you need more female friends"

nosey · 09-20-2003, 02:44 PM

09-20-2003, 03:37 AM	#1
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09-20-2003, 04:42 AM	#7
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	"I think I have a commitment problem" "You were right, her ass IS nicer then mine." "You know, women really shouldn't be in office." "I know, it's not your fault. Sorry I've been snappy all day. I'm just PMSing. Here, I'll make you something flavorful for dinner then you can go out with your friends while I spend time here alone."

09-20-2003, 04:43 AM	#8
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09-20-2003, 09:00 AM	#19
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09-20-2003, 09:50 AM	#24
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09-20-2003, 10:08 AM	#28
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09-20-2003, 10:12 AM	#33
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09-20-2003, 11:33 AM	#48
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