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Old 09-19-2003, 11:11 AM   #1
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ever get your dick caught in your zipper?
just remembered that scene from "there's something about mary"... ever had that happen? did it twice in my life but never to that extent where the beans were above the frank but goddamn did that shit hurt!! ever happen to you??
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:12 AM   #2
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fuck yea, that shit happens to every guy.. the bad part is when you realize what you have done, and that you have to unzip
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:12 AM   #3
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Nope, but I do have a problem with sitting on the toilet and having my cock splash in the water.
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:13 AM   #4
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Happened to me when I was a kid, one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Actually had to visit the doctor to get it out
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:13 AM   #5
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:13 AM   #6
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yup... once.... adn it as in public.. I was pissing on a car tire at a keg party... and it happened.. I think 40 peopl saw it
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:14 AM   #7
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Yeps and damn it made me shiver just thinking of it ...
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:14 AM   #8
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when i was a kid it seemed to happen more - and i remember when i was a real little kid when my mother was zipping me up at some clothing store and she did it and i screamed and when i screamed she kept trying to get the zipper up with my wiener skin still caught.
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:14 AM   #9
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yup... once.... adn it as in public.. I was pissing on a car tire at a keg party... and it happened.. I think 40 peopl saw it
fuck! now that's embarrasing!
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:17 AM   #10
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Yeah, happened to me when I was little but guess I've been lucky since then.
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:17 AM   #11
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It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:18 AM   #12
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It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
time for you to invest in some buttonfly jeans.
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Old 09-19-2003, 11:19 AM   #13
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Not as bad as he did. That shit would suck fucking ass! I couldn't imagine that happening!

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Old 09-19-2003, 11:20 AM   #14
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It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way.
Ouch! That would suck to see you dick fucking bleeding!

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Old 09-19-2003, 11:35 AM   #15
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