ever get your dick caught in your zipper?
 

just remembered that scene from "there's something about mary"... ever had that happen? did it twice in my life but never to that extent where the beans were above the frank but goddamn did that shit hurt!! ever happen to you??

fuck yea, that shit happens to every guy.. the bad part is when you realize what you have done, and that you have to unzip

Nope, but I do have a problem with sitting on the toilet and having my cock splash in the water.

Happened to me when I was a kid, one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. Actually had to visit the doctor to get it out :helpme

Frank and beans!

yup... once.... adn it as in public.. I was pissing on a car tire at a keg party... and it happened.. I think 40 peopl saw it

Yeps and damn it made me shiver just thinking of it ...

when i was a kid it seemed to happen more - and i remember when i was a real little kid when my mother was zipping me up at some clothing store and she did it and i screamed and when i screamed she kept trying to get the zipper up with my wiener skin still caught. :mad:

fuck! now that's embarrasing!

Yeah, happened to me when I was little but guess I've been lucky since then.

It's happend to me once... I was not able to have sex for an entire week! I know thats terrible...

But my fucking boxers... the button broke off... I didnt notice it.. and well zip and my zipper caught the tip of my dick... god it fucking hurt like hell.. I was bleeding for a while. But I am usually very careful now before I zip, I make sure everything is out of the way. :)

time for you to invest in some buttonfly jeans.

Not as bad as he did. That shit would suck fucking ass! I couldn't imagine that happening!

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Ouch! That would suck to see you dick fucking bleeding!

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that shit hurts