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NoCarrier · 09-12-2003, 01:26 PM

WTF is that shit!? I started a thread about this but looks like it was not "catchy" enough. I wanted to know more about this thing. hahaha..

Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!

http://www.voodoomachine.com/

Project-Shadow · 09-12-2003, 02:02 PM

Beneficially 404 ^_^

Stud Money · 09-12-2003, 02:03 PM

How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

NoCarrier · 09-12-2003, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Beneficially 404 ^_^

It's up for me. U might want to test ur DNS servers

Triple 6 · 09-12-2003, 03:02 PM

what an incredibly STUPID name for such a product.

gornyhuy · 09-12-2003, 03:03 PM

they even have an affiliate program...

I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.

NoCarrier · 09-12-2003, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
they even have an affiliate program...

I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.

Yeah.. They say it's safe, but I'm not so sure I'd try it! haha

candyflip · 09-12-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

$80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.

Stud Money · 09-12-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip

$80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.

Spoken like a true connoisseur

NBDesign · 09-12-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

in Arizona... about 2 1/2 oz maybe 3

maxjohan · 09-12-2003, 03:44 PM

looks great, where can I buy the teleporter?

looking for a time machine too..where can I get one?

http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html

maxjohan · 09-12-2003, 03:47 PM

I feel ripped off. in NO WAY did i get any visuals of any sort, In no way was i floating or for that matter even heavy, all i got out of it was an annoying buzz and pil like feelings on the ear, followed by a little bit of a relaxed state, if you some kind of anxeity riddled nerotic this may work for you, but if you want it to get off drugs or as even a drug trip you are at the 100 percent wrong place, the shipping sucked and im down 100 bucks i wish I had just bought some dam pot, oh and sex wasnt better I SWEAR DO NOT FALL VICTUM TO THIS 4 WEEKS OF WAITING ONLY TO BE THROWN INTO A FIT OF ANGER this product is worth at most 5 bucks thats prolly all ill get for it, i would be better off running out side the invisible fence with a dog coller, at least those f&*king work

http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html

playa · 09-12-2003, 03:49 PM

i get that same feeling when a Hot chick kisses on my ears also,

But damn at alittle over $100, this machine is a heck of alot cheaper

american pervert · 09-12-2003, 03:52 PM

I've tries it..nothing special.. kinda felt woosy, my friend saw some spots.. whatever

Baal · 09-12-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!

http://www.voodoomachine.com/

When I was a kid, I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. The sensation was similar:

feelings of inebriation: Well, I felt dizzy while being electrocuted; that's pretty close.
psychedelic visuals: I did indeed see stars.
extreme relaxation: My entire hand went completely numb for about 15 minutes after, so I'd say that it must have been so relaxed that it fell asleep.
floating sensations: I jumped about a foot in the air upon being shocked, so I did become airborne.
intense endorphin releases: After the adrenaline wore off, I felt the endorphins kick in.
all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state: I was extremely euphoric that I was still alive.

So I'd say that sticking your finger in an electrical socket is pretty much the same thing, except that it's a lot cheaper!

deniska · 09-12-2003, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

1/4 oz

Mogulman · 09-12-2003, 05:04 PM

That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

Fu-Q · 09-12-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

are you a whore? you fuck people for money? how much for just a blowjob?

Mogulman · 09-12-2003, 05:17 PM

haha, I should have seen that one coming.

Fu-Q · 09-12-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
haha, I should have seen that one coming.

all in good fun my friend

TheDoc · 09-12-2003, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true.

Most people that smoke it a few times never touch it again as what they see was enough.

VooDoo machine can help some people, it does not say it will for everyone. Many say it does work while others say it wont. Just like normal drugs, you have to change the dose and type at times to make it work on different people.

VoodooMagick · 04-12-2004, 02:27 PM

Geez. Thanks TheDoc! Some actual intelligent sensible advice.

Scootermuze · 04-12-2004, 03:38 PM

It's just a tens machine...

How 'bout one for $22.00

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

I can get more then an OZ for that price

stev0 · 04-12-2004, 03:39 PM

i've heard of that thing.. it's bullshit

Machines wont get you high, stick to drugs.

Doctor Dre · 04-12-2004, 03:40 PM

That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?

VoodooMagick · 04-12-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?

No man, it's not audio... it's "cranial electro stimulation" CES.. google it.
I can hook you up man.. i'm pretty sure I know you.. you're in ed.ab.ca, right?

Hollywood Horwitz · 04-12-2004, 04:22 PM

Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true"

Salvia is legal and great!

neewwman · 04-12-2004, 05:36 PM

looks like bullshit to me.

Napolean · 04-12-2004, 05:52 PM

http://www.insolitology.com/organized/voodoo.htm

Living For Today · 04-12-2004, 06:03 PM

that looks pretty fuckin stupid to me.

Oracle Porn · 04-12-2004, 06:05 PM

buy me one and ill try it myself.

09-12-2003, 01:26 PM	#1
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Machine that gives you an electronic drug-like experience. WTF is that shit!? I started a thread about this but looks like it was not "catchy" enough. I wanted to know more about this thing. hahaha.. Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways! http://www.voodoomachine.com/

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maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	looks great, where can I buy the teleporter? looking for a time machine too..where can I get one? http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

09-12-2003, 03:47 PM	#12
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	I feel ripped off. in NO WAY did i get any visuals of any sort, In no way was i floating or for that matter even heavy, all i got out of it was an annoying buzz and pil like feelings on the ear, followed by a little bit of a relaxed state, if you some kind of anxeity riddled nerotic this may work for you, but if you want it to get off drugs or as even a drug trip you are at the 100 percent wrong place, the shipping sucked and im down 100 bucks i wish I had just bought some dam pot, oh and sex wasnt better I SWEAR DO NOT FALL VICTUM TO THIS 4 WEEKS OF WAITING ONLY TO BE THROWN INTO A FIT OF ANGER this product is worth at most 5 bucks thats prolly all ill get for it, i would be better off running out side the invisible fence with a dog coller, at least those f&king work http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...*

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	i get that same feeling when a Hot chick kisses on my ears also, But damn at alittle over $100, this machine is a heck of alot cheaper

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09-12-2003, 05:04 PM	#17
Mogulman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 568	That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit. Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

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Mogulman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 568	haha, I should have seen that one coming.

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04-12-2004, 03:38 PM	#23
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	It's just a tens machine... How 'bout one for $22.00

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stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	i've heard of that thing.. it's bullshit Machines wont get you high, stick to drugs.

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