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NoCarrier 09-12-2003 01:26 PM

Machine that gives you an electronic drug-like experience.
 
WTF is that shit!? I started a thread about this but looks like it was not "catchy" enough. I wanted to know more about this thing. hahaha..

Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!


http://www.voodoomachine.com/

Project-Shadow 09-12-2003 02:02 PM

Beneficially 404 ^_^

Stud Money 09-12-2003 02:03 PM

How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?

NoCarrier 09-12-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Beneficially 404 ^_^
It's up for me. U might want to test ur DNS servers

Triple 6 09-12-2003 03:02 PM

what an incredibly STUPID name for such a product.

gornyhuy 09-12-2003 03:03 PM

they even have an affiliate program...

I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.

NoCarrier 09-12-2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
they even have an affiliate program...

I don't know if I'd be comfortable giving myself fucking shock therapy for recreational purposes.

Yeah.. They say it's safe, but I'm not so sure I'd try it! haha

candyflip 09-12-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
$80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.

Stud Money 09-12-2003 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip


$80-120 is the going rate for 1/4 of the kind.

Weed costs about $50-80 an oz.

Spoken like a true connoisseur :rasta

NBDesign 09-12-2003 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
in Arizona... about 2 1/2 oz maybe 3

maxjohan 09-12-2003 03:44 PM

looks great, where can I buy the teleporter?

looking for a time machine too..where can I get one?

http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html

:glugglug

maxjohan 09-12-2003 03:47 PM

I feel ripped off. in NO WAY did i get any visuals of any sort, In no way was i floating or for that matter even heavy, all i got out of it was an annoying buzz and pil like feelings on the ear, followed by a little bit of a relaxed state, if you some kind of anxeity riddled nerotic this may work for you, but if you want it to get off drugs or as even a drug trip you are at the 100 percent wrong place, the shipping sucked and im down 100 bucks i wish I had just bought some dam pot, oh and sex wasnt better I SWEAR DO NOT FALL VICTUM TO THIS 4 WEEKS OF WAITING ONLY TO BE THROWN INTO A FIT OF ANGER this product is worth at most 5 bucks thats prolly all ill get for it, i would be better off running out side the invisible fence with a dog coller, at least those f&*king work

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://paulbeard.no-ip.org/movablety...es/000243.html

playa 09-12-2003 03:49 PM

i get that same feeling when a Hot chick kisses on my ears also,

But damn at alittle over $100, this machine is a heck of alot cheaper

american pervert 09-12-2003 03:52 PM

I've tries it..nothing special.. kinda felt woosy, my friend saw some spots.. whatever

Baal 09-12-2003 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Are you ready to experience the future of digital pleasure? Simply attach the clips to your earlobes, turn on, and trip-out! Experience feelings of inebriation, psychedelic visuals, extreme relaxation, floating sensations, intense endorphin releases, all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state. It's a completely electronic drug-like experience and it's entirely safe, legal, and beneficial in so many ways!


http://www.voodoomachine.com/

When I was a kid, I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. The sensation was similar:

feelings of inebriation: Well, I felt dizzy while being electrocuted; that's pretty close.
psychedelic visuals: I did indeed see stars.
extreme relaxation: My entire hand went completely numb for about 15 minutes after, so I'd say that it must have been so relaxed that it fell asleep.
floating sensations: I jumped about a foot in the air upon being shocked, so I did become airborne.
intense endorphin releases: After the adrenaline wore off, I felt the endorphins kick in.
all culminating in a relaxed yet alert euphoric state: I was extremely euphoric that I was still alive.

So I'd say that sticking your finger in an electrical socket is pretty much the same thing, except that it's a lot cheaper!
:thumbsup

deniska 09-12-2003 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
1/4 oz

Mogulman 09-12-2003 05:04 PM

That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

Fu-Q 09-12-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

are you a whore? you fuck people for money? how much for just a blowjob?

Mogulman 09-12-2003 05:17 PM

haha, I should have seen that one coming. :thumbsup

Fu-Q 09-12-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
haha, I should have seen that one coming. :thumbsup
all in good fun my friend :1orglaugh

TheDoc 09-12-2003 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mogulman
That product sounds like the biggest fuckin' gimmick since the Clapper. Or that stuff in High Times, Salvia D. - the legal, herbal weed. Bullshit, it's all bullshit.

Want to find out what this little toy is like? Send me the $ and see what happens. Same damn thing - nothing. But hey, I like money so send it over...I'll fuck ya.

Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true.

Most people that smoke it a few times never touch it again as what they see was enough.

VooDoo machine can help some people, it does not say it will for everyone. Many say it does work while others say it wont. Just like normal drugs, you have to change the dose and type at times to make it work on different people.

VoodooMagick 04-12-2004 02:27 PM

Geez. Thanks TheDoc! Some actual intelligent sensible advice.

Scootermuze 04-12-2004 03:38 PM

It's just a tens machine...

How 'bout one for $22.00

Doctor Dre 04-12-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
How much pot could you buy with $120 these days?
I can get more then an OZ for that price

stev0 04-12-2004 03:39 PM

i've heard of that thing.. it's bullshit

Machines wont get you high, stick to drugs.

Doctor Dre 04-12-2004 03:40 PM

That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?

VoodooMagick 04-12-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
That looks cheezy ... What does it do so great ? Only audio ?
No man, it's not audio... it's "cranial electro stimulation" CES.. google it.
I can hook you up man.. i'm pretty sure I know you.. you're in ed.ab.ca, right?

Hollywood Horwitz 04-12-2004 04:22 PM

Weed and Salvia are not even in the same category. While legal for now, Salvia makes you hallucinate for 2 minutes to 10 minutes in length. No gimmick, smoke more, a huge bowl of it and your trips will come true"

Salvia is legal and great!

neewwman 04-12-2004 05:36 PM

looks like bullshit to me.

Napolean 04-12-2004 05:52 PM

http://www.insolitology.com/organized/voodoo.htm :1orglaugh

Living For Today 04-12-2004 06:03 PM

that looks pretty fuckin stupid to me.

Oracle Porn 04-12-2004 06:05 PM

buy me one and ill try it myself.


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