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Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2003, 02:07 PM

I have been tracking GFY the last 2 days and will be the next two

I have been documenting thread rates and such

I have been collecting posting guesses also.

I have spreadsheets and have hired two local college math geeks who are cranking out calculations non stop.

I will reveal my guess Sun night right before the deadline

Watch out cause this Guido is gonna winnn

NBDesign · 09-12-2003, 02:08 PM

been ther... done that... I'm gonna win this sucker..

Johny Traffic · 09-12-2003, 02:09 PM

is it me?

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2003, 02:09 PM

I took a pic of the geeks i hired Look at them working so hard

JSA Matt · 09-12-2003, 02:09 PM

That surround sound system has my name written all over it. Seriously, I wrote it on with a crayon

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2003, 02:10 PM

I have outsourced two more geeks from across seas

iroc409 · 09-12-2003, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I took a pic of the geeks i hired Look at them working so hard

i think i have that exact same computer case in white of the guy on the left sitting in my closet... complete with a dual floppy drive, plextor 6x scsi cdrom, and a metropolis double-bay 3gb scsi hard drive. w00t!

GrimShawn · 09-12-2003, 02:14 PM

I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

GrimShawn · 09-12-2003, 02:15 PM

Here is a computer generated picture of the first 3 nerds i've hired

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

I got me the best geeks i could find fuck the new computers yo

Its the quality of geeks that you need the the latest pc shitttt

brand0n · 09-12-2003, 02:21 PM

its all about being in the right place at the right time

fiveyes · 09-12-2003, 02:36 PM

You ain't going to get it Juicy! Using the Perl modules LWP::UserAgent, LWP::RobotUA, HTTP::Cookies, HTML::Parser, HTML::LinkExtor and LWP::Protocol::Proxy, I've constructed the most complex web spider ever attempted before.

Activated by a random timer cron job, for the past two weeks it has been quietly fetching every posting ever made to these forums. Once the time and date has been extracted, it's then placed into an Oracle database, which is now over three gigs in size.

Working in parallel with this front end is an AI program that was written by a team of russian script kiddies that I found on Elance. It's interlocking cyber-nueral network learns as it attempts to predict the times of the next postings based upon the vast store of information its already mined and weighted by previous guesses. It is now accurate to within a tenth of a second for 30 postings into the future (except between 5 and 6 PM, when it still hasn't a clue). At the rate it's been learning, tomorrow at this time, it will have attained that accuracy for 300 postings into the future.

And by Sunday, it will know the very moment of that two millionth post. Because it's set to make it! That's right- my plan is so devious that I not only will have the exact guess, but I will be making the winning posting as well! HAHAHAHAHAH! Vegasdude has nothing on me this time around. All the prizes will be mine. All mine!!!

Fabuleux · 09-12-2003, 03:23 PM

Too bad suckers. I'm analysing all GFY post back to 2001. Hacked into the SETI project. 62.89 TeraFLOPs/sec available processing power. Thanks for tha goodies.

stevecore · 09-12-2003, 03:26 PM

here are my two math geeks cranking away on my GFY calculations.

hey! stop fucking around on GFY! Get back to work you lil fucks!!

Oracle Porn · 09-12-2003, 03:28 PM

09-12-2003, 02:07 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I knew my math skills would come into play someday I have been tracking GFY the last 2 days and will be the next two I have been documenting thread rates and such I have been collecting posting guesses also. I have spreadsheets and have hired two local college math geeks who are cranking out calculations non stop. I will reveal my guess Sun night right before the deadline Watch out cause this Guido is gonna winnn

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09-12-2003, 02:36 PM	#12
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	You ain't going to get it Juicy! Using the Perl modules LWP::UserAgent, LWP::RobotUA, HTTP::Cookies, HTML::Parser, HTML::LinkExtor and LWP::Protocol::Proxy, I've constructed the most complex web spider ever attempted before. Activated by a random timer cron job, for the past two weeks it has been quietly fetching every posting ever made to these forums. Once the time and date has been extracted, it's then placed into an Oracle database, which is now over three gigs in size. Working in parallel with this front end is an AI program that was written by a team of russian script kiddies that I found on Elance. It's interlocking cyber-nueral network learns as it attempts to predict the times of the next postings based upon the vast store of information its already mined and weighted by previous guesses. It is now accurate to within a tenth of a second for 30 postings into the future (except between 5 and 6 PM, when it still hasn't a clue). At the rate it's been learning, tomorrow at this time, it will have attained that accuracy for 300 postings into the future. And by Sunday, it will know the very moment of that two millionth post. Because it's set to make it! That's right- my plan is so devious that I not only will have the exact guess, but I will be making the winning posting as well! HAHAHAHAHAH! Vegasdude has nothing on me this time around. All the prizes will be mine. All mine!!! __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER>

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09-12-2003, 02:10 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I have outsourced two more geeks from across seas

09-12-2003, 02:14 PM	#8
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

09-12-2003, 02:15 PM	#9
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	Here is a computer generated picture of the first 3 nerds i've hired

09-12-2003, 03:23 PM	#13
Fabuleux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,543	Too bad suckers. I'm analysing all GFY post back to 2001. Hacked into the SETI project. 62.89 TeraFLOPs/sec available processing power. Thanks for tha goodies. __________________

09-12-2003, 03:26 PM	#14
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	here are my two math geeks cranking away on my GFY calculations. hey! stop fucking around on GFY! Get back to work you lil fucks!!

09-12-2003, 03:28 PM	#15
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