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Juicy D. Links 09-12-2003 02:07 PM

I knew my math skills would come into play someday
 
I have been tracking GFY the last 2 days and will be the next two

I have been documenting thread rates and such

I have been collecting posting guesses also.

I have spreadsheets and have hired two local college math geeks who are cranking out calculations non stop.

I will reveal my guess Sun night right before the deadline

Watch out cause this Guido is gonna winnn

NBDesign 09-12-2003 02:08 PM

been ther... done that... I'm gonna win this sucker.. :winkwink:

Johny Traffic 09-12-2003 02:09 PM

is it me?

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2003 02:09 PM

I took a pic of the geeks i hired Look at them working so hard


http://www.anarchy.com/~karl/tour/pix/geeks.jpg

JSA Matt 09-12-2003 02:09 PM

That surround sound system has my name written all over it. Seriously, I wrote it on with a crayon :321GFY

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2003 02:10 PM

I have outsourced two more geeks from across seas


http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/e...OLYM/geeks.JPG

iroc409 09-12-2003 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I took a pic of the geeks i hired Look at them working so hard


http://www.anarchy.com/~karl/tour/pix/geeks.jpg


i think i have that exact same computer case in white of the guy on the left sitting in my closet... complete with a dual floppy drive, plextor 6x scsi cdrom, and a metropolis double-bay 3gb scsi hard drive. w00t!

GrimShawn 09-12-2003 02:14 PM

http://www.education.ucr.edu/lab/lab_pic.jpg

I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

GrimShawn 09-12-2003 02:15 PM

Here is a computer generated picture of the first 3 nerds i've hired
http://www.jerk.net/nerds.gif

Juicy D. Links 09-12-2003 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
http://www.education.ucr.edu/lab/lab_pic.jpg

I've built my room for calculating, have not finished the hiring process yet

I got me the best geeks i could find fuck the new computers yo

Its the quality of geeks that you need the the latest pc shitttt

brand0n 09-12-2003 02:21 PM

its all about being in the right place at the right time

fiveyes 09-12-2003 02:36 PM

You ain't going to get it Juicy! Using the Perl modules LWP::UserAgent, LWP::RobotUA, HTTP::Cookies, HTML::Parser, HTML::LinkExtor and LWP::Protocol::Proxy, I've constructed the most complex web spider ever attempted before.

Activated by a random timer cron job, for the past two weeks it has been quietly fetching every posting ever made to these forums. Once the time and date has been extracted, it's then placed into an Oracle database, which is now over three gigs in size.

Working in parallel with this front end is an AI program that was written by a team of russian script kiddies that I found on Elance. It's interlocking cyber-nueral network learns as it attempts to predict the times of the next postings based upon the vast store of information its already mined and weighted by previous guesses. It is now accurate to within a tenth of a second for 30 postings into the future (except between 5 and 6 PM, when it still hasn't a clue). At the rate it's been learning, tomorrow at this time, it will have attained that accuracy for 300 postings into the future.

And by Sunday, it will know the very moment of that two millionth post. Because it's set to make it! That's right- my plan is so devious that I not only will have the exact guess, but I will be making the winning posting as well! HAHAHAHAHAH! Vegasdude has nothing on me this time around. All the prizes will be mine. All mine!!!

Fabuleux 09-12-2003 03:23 PM

Too bad suckers. I'm analysing all GFY post back to 2001. Hacked into the SETI project. 62.89 TeraFLOPs/sec available processing power. Thanks for tha goodies. :Graucho

http://www.lesfabuleux.com/user.gif

stevecore 09-12-2003 03:26 PM

here are my two math geeks cranking away on my GFY calculations.

http://maxwhores.com/steve/stfureply.jpg

hey! stop fucking around on GFY! Get back to work you lil fucks!!

Oracle Porn 09-12-2003 03:28 PM

:1orglaugh


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