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dougeetx · 09-11-2003, 11:27 PM

My wife wants a divorce! *cry*

Vox · 09-11-2003, 11:28 PM

Get a lawyer, hide your assets.

Nanda · 09-11-2003, 11:30 PM

Sorry to hear that, u sure she just doesn't want a separation?

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2003, 11:32 PM

Come to grips with the fact that you're going to lose everything, buy a camaro, grow a mullet, put Freebird on the stereo, and head west man..... head west. Don't stop till you hit the ocean or come across a hot tranny.

(Note: if the tranny comes first, get a room at the Motel 6 for a month and sell pieces of your car for enough scratch to get ya a burger once a day.)

com · 09-11-2003, 11:36 PM

Kill her

com · 09-11-2003, 11:37 PM

err I didnt mean it!

dougeetx · 09-12-2003, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Come to grips with the fact that you're going to lose everything, buy a camaro, grow a mullet, put Freebird on the stereo, and head west man..... head west. Don't stop till you hit the ocean or come across a hot tranny.

(Note: if the tranny comes first, get a room at the Motel 6 for a month and sell pieces of your car for enough scratch to get ya a burger once a day.)

She says that she doesn't love me anymore. She says that we can't be even "friends w/benefits". She says that she wants to be JUST FRIENDS! 6 kids later and she just wants to be friends. I can't grow a mullet. I'm black. I can grow an afro (my sorry attempt at humor right now).

Roald · 09-12-2003, 02:19 AM

You shoudl have spent some more quality time with her instead of posting on GFY

Ketadream · 09-12-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx

I can't grow a mullet. I'm black. I can grow an afro (my sorry attempt at humor right now).

I just reverse snorted my coffee onto the screen...

Scott McD · 09-12-2003, 05:07 AM

Go get some sweet pussy !!

VanHeusen · 09-12-2003, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vox
Get a lawyer, hide your assets.

should have done that before you got married

Stud Money · 09-12-2003, 05:09 AM

Go get a lawyer quick smart... and hide your assests... pray to god your joint bank account doesnt get emptied

FATPad · 09-12-2003, 05:12 AM

Two words.

Robert Blake.

Wait...you're black. Two other words.

O.J.

brand0n · 09-12-2003, 08:22 AM

marrage councling man... give that a shot.. if it dont work, besure to take pics of her nakid to share with us once the divorce is final

LadyMischief · 09-12-2003, 08:25 AM

Hide your assets, because she's coming to get them. She's obviously fucking someone else, the silly tramp. Go find yourself a cute young girlfriend and enjoy the money while you still have it.

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