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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Come to grips with the fact that you're going to lose everything, buy a camaro, grow a mullet, put Freebird on the stereo, and head west man..... head west. Don't stop till you hit the ocean or come across a hot tranny.
(Note: if the tranny comes first, get a room at the Motel 6 for a month and sell pieces of your car for enough scratch to get ya a burger once a day.)
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She says that she doesn't love me anymore. She says that we can't be even "friends w/benefits". She says that she wants to be JUST FRIENDS! 6 kids later and she just wants to be friends. I can't grow a mullet. I'm black. I can grow an afro (my sorry attempt at humor right now).