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Penthouse_mike · 09-09-2003, 10:31 PM

I know this is a hard one but I am going to spend 5 days in North Bay next week and am looking to find something to do with my spare time.

Does anyone have any suggestions on what to do in North Bay, Ontario? (Besides the Dionne Quints museum)

Ideally, it would involve bears. Any suggestions?

brizzad · 09-09-2003, 10:34 PM

who, in their right mind, would want to call all canadians?

j/k

Penthouse_mike · 09-09-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
who, in their right mind, would want to call all canadians?

One might need to borrow some money.
They are a very helpful people.

GTS Mark · 09-09-2003, 10:38 PM

LOL! North Bay....

I would say get ready to drink and party with the Natives. That is all my buddies do when they go back there.

Make sure you take lots of pics for us

DH

SleazyDream · 09-09-2003, 10:40 PM

rent some quads - find some trails

hershie · 09-09-2003, 10:47 PM

There are nice canoeing routes near there. Do an overnight canoe trip as I am sure there is an outfitter that can rent you the tent, sleeping bag...as well as the canoe.

com · 09-09-2003, 10:53 PM

Damn Im wanting to visit canada more and more. Maybe I really will drop by buckfutters front door unannounced

Vox · 09-09-2003, 10:56 PM

You can visit the Bombardier plant where they refurbish water bomber planes, it's next to the airport.
Besides that, I have no idea, never spent more than an hour in that part of the area.

com · 09-09-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Vox
You can visit the Bombardier plant where they refurbish water bomber planes, it's next to the airport.
Besides that, I have no idea, never spent more than an hour in that part of the area.

Beer, quads, trails, and a good rifle to plink with sounds like a week or two to me... besides i know you have awesome fishing out there. I'd kill for a month of that alone.

-Brendan

hershie · 09-09-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by com

Beer, quads, trails, and a good rifle to plink with sounds like a week or two to me... besides i know you have awesome fishing out there. I'd kill for a month of that alone.

-Brendan

You can even see the Northern Lights from North Bay which for me, would be worth the trip alone.

GeXus · 09-09-2003, 11:04 PM

Im in the US and went to calgary a couple months ago.. It was great, Id much rather be in canada.. One of these days I will move there.. Ohh canada ohh canada

Penthouse_mike · 09-09-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Vox
You can visit the Bombardier plant where they refurbish water bomber planes, it's next to the airport.
Besides that, I have no idea, never spent more than an hour in that part of the area.

Factories are great. It is fun to visit other peoples workplace when I am on vacation.

That sounds cool. thanks!

Penthouse_mike · 09-09-2003, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
LOL! North Bay....
I would say get ready to drink and party with the Natives. That is all my buddies do when they go back there.

Awesome idea. I have my treaty check so I am ready to live it up big time!

goBigtime · 09-09-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Penthouse_mike

TOPIC: CALLING ALL CANADIANS

I know this is a hard one but I am going to spend 5 days in North Bay next week and am looking to find something to do with my spare time.

Does anyone have any suggestions on what to do in North Bay, Ontario? (Besides the Dionne Quints museum)

Ideally, it would involve bears. Any suggestions?

Ok, well... first off you will need to to get a bunch of dedicated long distance lines. Probably digital PRI lines. Each line gives you like 30 outbound lines I tihnk.... so do a little math based on how many households are in Canada & figure how how many PRI lines you would need to complete the calls to all Candians in whatever timeframe you are looking to do it in.

But a word of advice - DO NOT use bears. While they will work for peanuts (or anything else you dump on the table in front of them) - they can't close worth shit, and frankly, they intimidate people. But if you feel you must use bears at least try to find some ex-circus bears as they have more expierience working with people.

Hope this helped

.

goBigtime · 09-09-2003, 11:47 PM

And did you mean....

Bears...

or

BEARS?

Penthouse_mike · 09-10-2003, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
And did you mean....

Bears...

or

BEARS?

I meant bears

but even though they lack closing skills, I am more focused on sales per kilo of salesman, a metric in which our ursine cousins are unmatched!

my friend goes to nippissing university and every day they post notices about where bears were seen on campus today. I am sure to find a top performer sometime in the 5 days.

goBigtime · 09-10-2003, 12:30 AM

Oh you're selling Kilos? You should have said that from the get go. You'll have much better results in the states since its making a big comeback here.

But be sure you get your CIA approved dealer registration card renewed or you could run into some big problems. But I guess you were trying to circumvent all that with the "bears" thing. I suppose you are right though - using bears to get your goods into Canada is probably not a bad idea.

You might also consider moose antlers - but that's just between you and me.

Penthouse_mike · 09-10-2003, 12:50 AM

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	who, in their right mind, would want to call all canadians? j/k

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LOL! North Bay.... I would say get ready to drink and party with the Natives. That is all my buddies do when they go back there. Make sure you take lots of pics for us DH

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	There are nice canoeing routes near there. Do an overnight canoe trip as I am sure there is an outfitter that can rent you the tent, sleeping bag...as well as the canoe.

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goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	And did you mean.... Bears... or BEARS?

09-10-2003, 12:30 AM	#17
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Oh you're selling Kilos? You should have said that from the get go. You'll have much better results in the states since its making a big comeback here. But be sure you get your CIA approved dealer registration card renewed or you could run into some big problems. But I guess you were trying to circumvent all that with the "bears" thing. I suppose you are right though - using bears to get your goods into Canada is probably not a bad idea. You might also consider moose antlers - but that's just between you and me.

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