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Triple 6 · 09-09-2003, 01:07 PM

50 poisonous spiders crawling on ya naked body

Marina · 09-09-2003, 01:17 PM

I HATE bugs that first pic reminds me of a vingerroon (spelling?) its like part scorpian and part spider and when it bites it leaves a vingery taste in your mouth hence the name I was introduced to these when I lived in Louisianna and a friend of mine was sitting on a picnic table and got bite by one of those, she had no clue til a few days later when she noticed black skin that was caving in and was rushed to the er because she was extrememly sick..... needless to say all the skin around the bite turned into a hole.

and in la there are some nasty spiders, one time my friend told me NEVER step on a spider... and I thought what the fuck.. well one day I saw this big fat black spider and on impulse slammed my foot on it and screamed when I picked my foot up and there were hundreds of BABY spiders running everywhere..... it was a mother spider that carries 100's of her baby spiders on her back. eww It's always interesting to move all over the US and experience all the nasty different bugs... NOT!

tootie · 09-09-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by NBDesign

Big list of spiders with photos
http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~glen/spider.htm

I found something that looks like the spider we saw on this website that you posted, NBDesign. It looks like it may have been the Phidippus johnsoni. Only the one we saw was a little more compact and not quite so darkly colored and it was WAY bigger! WAY, WAY bigger! It may be some member of the phidippus genus.

tootie · 09-09-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Marina
and in la there are some nasty spiders, one time my friend told me NEVER step on a spider... and I thought what the fuck.. well one day I saw this big fat black spider and on impulse slammed my foot on it and screamed when I picked my foot up and there were hundreds of BABY spiders running everywhere..... it was a mother spider that carries 100's of her baby spiders on her back. eww It's always interesting to move all over the US and experience all the nasty different bugs... NOT!

EWW! One time I found a little ball in a spider web in my back yard (I was like 13 or so at the time) and I thought it might be a bug that a spider had wrapped up and I wanted to see what it looked like. So I took two sticks and I pried the thing open and hundreds of little baby spiders rushed out at me! Needless to say, I never did THAT again! Eek!

MattO · 09-09-2003, 01:32 PM

Anyone remember these classic pics?

clubsexy · 09-09-2003, 01:42 PM

Marina · 09-09-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Anyone remember these classic pics?

I would be fucking screaming at the sight of that bastard!

salo18 · 09-09-2003, 02:00 PM

hehe, i hate big spider but the small ones are ok.
I got a friend who gets scared as hell when he see a spider.

(bad spelling alert!)
one time I was fixing my motocross in the garage and I saw my friend walking abit down the street, i took a bit of paper and a screw and i put a little long legged spider in the paper with the screw.
And when my friend comes to the garage I tell him to open the paper and give me the screw and he grabes it and starts to open it and then he screaming and starts running around like crazy and take his clothes of and shouting "its inside my t-shirt! its inside my t-shirt!".
Hehe I laughed my ass off.

High Quality · 09-09-2003, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by John3
Welcome to Austin. What part of town do you live in?

I'm out in NW Hills and I haven't seen any of what you posted, but not too long ago I killed a HUGE ass tarantula

John, yeah I'm in the NW part, right near the lake. Anyway, youv'e never seen these spiders? Thats just fucking great.

I'm from the northeast (USA) and never seen shit like I've seen out here. Even in vegas there weren't bug 3" long. WTF!!

I think im going to go paranoid and check everything now.

Still no word on what kind of spider that was.... DOH

Bryan Havoc · 09-09-2003, 02:12 PM

Thanks for the bad dreams tonight guys. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight with a shoe and a can of raid next to me.

CrazyNakedChick · 09-09-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Anyone remember these classic pics?

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

com · 09-09-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Anyone remember these classic pics?

Bugs like that are why I own guns. Im not afraid of people but id swiss cheese the fuck out of my wall to get rid of something like that!

Danny_C · 09-09-2003, 03:02 PM

I have a pet spider chilling on my back window that is pretty huge and creepy looking. I'll have to get a picture and post it tomorrow.

I think it's a golden orb spider. We feed it beetles whenever we find them... it's fun to watch that big fucker eat.

Katlicious72 · 09-09-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

EWW! One time I found a little ball in a spider web in my back yard (I was like 13 or so at the time) and I thought it might be a bug that a spider had wrapped up and I wanted to see what it looked like. So I took two sticks and I pried the thing open and hundreds of little baby spiders rushed out at me! Needless to say, I never did THAT again! Eek!

OMG you almost made me faint

LadyMischief · 09-09-2003, 03:32 PM

I don't get you folks who are scared of spiders. I used to have like 6 pet tarantulas, and ever since then I love em. I always catch them and release them outside, I don't kill them.

stocktrader23 · 09-09-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I don't get you folks who are scared of spiders. I used to have like 6 pet tarantulas, and ever since then I love em. I always catch them and release them outside, I don't kill them.

I kill them out of lazyness when my wife finds them and runs around screaming. I wouldn't care if they moved in with me personally.

Gunni · 09-09-2003, 03:45 PM

When I was an exchange student in Paraguay, me and my friends would go out and catch tarantuals. We'd get a pice of string, put some chewing gum on the end of it, push it down the holes they live in, and they'd bite on it immediately. Then we'd make them fight and bet on it. That was fun

Nastiest insect thing that has happened to me was over there as well. I got infected by some worms in my feet!! Apparently some sort of a fly laid it's eggs on my feet, and then they hatched and went under my skin. After about a week I couldn't walk, at first we thought it was a tarantula bite, and I got some medicine that made me sick as fuck. But when we discovered what it was, my host mother put some poision on my foot, and when the worms were dead, she squeesed them out. That really fucking hurt. And I really wish I would have looked the other way

sperbonzo · 09-09-2003, 03:49 PM

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The creatures most correctly called daddy-longlegs are in their own separate Order which is Opiliones. Common names for this Order are 1) daddy-longlegs, 2) harvestmen and 3) opilionids. They are characterized by having one basic body segment which shows segmentation on the posterior portion, at most 2 eyes and all 8 legs attach to the pill-like body segment. They are usually found under logs and rocks, prefer moist habitat although they can be found in the desert, often have long flexible legs (in the temperate Northern hemisphere but there are also short-legged daddy-longlegs) and they do not produce silk so therefore they are never found in webs unless they are being eaten by spiders. Because they are found under logs and other stuff which people most often are not turning over, most folks don't run into daddy-longlegs very often.

Ironically, "Daddy long legs" have the most virilent venom of any spider-type species in North America. The ironic part of that is that their mouth parts are almost microscopically small, their mouth is simply too small to bite into the flesh of any but the tiniest of creatures.

Mr. Jim · 09-09-2003, 04:04 PM

I was in Somalia from December 1992 to May 1993. I had a camel spider on my netting one night....here is what they look like.

http://home.wi.rr.com/torg/camelspider.jpg

LexiLexxx · 09-09-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by John3
Welcome to Austin. What part of town do you live in?

I'm out in NW Hills and I haven't seen any of what you posted, but not too long ago I killed a HUGE ass tarantula

Are there Tarantula's in Houston?????
I'm from Kansas and just moved to Texas...
I think I have seen more spider's this year
than any year! I have already been bitten
in California (I think) been to the doctor's
3 times since it happened! If you are bitten
try to see if you can find the spider that did
it, take it with you to the doctor's!

I hate spider's

tootie · 09-09-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo

Ironically, "Daddy long legs" have the most virilent venom of any spider-type species in North America. The ironic part of that is that their mouth parts are almost microscopically small, their mouth is simply too small to bite into the flesh of any but the tiniest of creatures.

I keep hearing that's a rumor. But I've also heard that if a cat eats one then it will die in a few minutes. I don't know which to believe...

crockett · 09-09-2003, 05:07 PM

man you people are assholes I still have a day job and it requires me to go in people attics ...

Lexxx · 09-09-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Gunni

Nastiest insect thing that has happened to me was over there as well. I got infected by some worms in my feet!! Apparently some sort of a fly laid it's eggs on my feet, and then they hatched and went under my skin. After about a week I couldn't walk, at first we thought it was a tarantula bite, and I got some medicine that made me sick as fuck. But when we discovered what it was, my host mother put some poision on my foot, and when the worms were dead, she squeesed them out. That really fucking hurt. And I really wish I would have looked the other way

bhutocracy · 09-09-2003, 05:45 PM

A redback we had out the back... they're the aussie equivalent of the black widow spider.

Libertine · 09-09-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by tootie

I keep hearing that's a rumor. But I've also heard that if a cat eats one then it will die in a few minutes. I don't know which to believe...

I ate one once (back when I was a weird little kid) and nothing happened

Preacher · 09-09-2003, 08:55 PM

i hate spiders

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Marina Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: at my fucking desk Posts: 437	I HATE bugs that first pic reminds me of a vingerroon (spelling?) its like part scorpian and part spider and when it bites it leaves a vingery taste in your mouth hence the name I was introduced to these when I lived in Louisianna and a friend of mine was sitting on a picnic table and got bite by one of those, she had no clue til a few days later when she noticed black skin that was caving in and was rushed to the er because she was extrememly sick..... needless to say all the skin around the bite turned into a hole. and in la there are some nasty spiders, one time my friend told me NEVER step on a spider... and I thought what the fuck.. well one day I saw this big fat black spider and on impulse slammed my foot on it and screamed when I picked my foot up and there were hundreds of BABY spiders running everywhere..... it was a mother spider that carries 100's of her baby spiders on her back. eww It's always interesting to move all over the US and experience all the nasty different bugs... NOT!

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	I have a pet spider chilling on my back window that is pretty huge and creepy looking. I'll have to get a picture and post it tomorrow. I think it's a golden orb spider. We feed it beetles whenever we find them... it's fun to watch that big fucker eat.

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	When I was an exchange student in Paraguay, me and my friends would go out and catch tarantuals. We'd get a pice of string, put some chewing gum on the end of it, push it down the holes they live in, and they'd bite on it immediately. Then we'd make them fight and bet on it. That was fun Nastiest insect thing that has happened to me was over there as well. I got infected by some worms in my feet!! Apparently some sort of a fly laid it's eggs on my feet, and then they hatched and went under my skin. After about a week I couldn't walk, at first we thought it was a tarantula bite, and I got some medicine that made me sick as fuck. But when we discovered what it was, my host mother put some poision on my foot, and when the worms were dead, she squeesed them out. That really fucking hurt. And I really wish I would have looked the other way

09-09-2003, 04:04 PM	#69
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	I was in Somalia from December 1992 to May 1993. I had a camel spider on my netting one night....here is what they look like. http://home.wi.rr.com/torg/camelspider.jpg

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	A redback we had out the back... they're the aussie equivalent of the black widow spider.

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Preacher Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,970	i hate spiders