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Penrod · 09-04-2003, 01:11 PM

50 times I've been fired

jimmy3way · 09-04-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by foolio
shit, i never quit - i always do something to get myself fired....

....can't get unemployment if you quit

Ha! My policy exactly! I've been fired from every job I've ever had. I think. One day I'll find a home.

RockDaddy · 09-04-2003, 01:18 PM

Yep, I got canned.

Company merger was going through and while they were waiting for SEC approval they basically "ran" the company but not officially. They wined us dined us, flew us to Atlanta and to Orlando for little getaways to keep us happy.

A few days after the merger was completed they pulled all of us managers together and did a mass firing and brought their own people in.

Collected unemployment for six months and have never been back to work since.

Fabuleux · 09-04-2003, 01:19 PM

I fired my boss three times.
1. I told him: "This job stinks"
2. I told him: "I want more money or I quit"
3. I told him: "Go fuck yourself asshole."

Jimbo · 09-04-2003, 01:33 PM

I got fired twice

one of em was in a restaurant where the boss (female) was a real bitch. when she fired me I had 48 cups in my hands. I let them drop on the ground and left. that was 2nd day of work so she had no paper of me and was planning to pay under table, so no I didn'T pay those shitty cups LOL.

the other was a computer techie thing. he said I wasn't knowing enough about hardware but that I was really good in software. In fact I repaired a computer and didn'T fill the papers when taking a new motherboard from the store and putting it into the pc. They never told me about that paper shit and I should have known. oh well.

I got only 1 other job and it was to finish school in computer science. haven'T been fired from that one.

I've ben self employee for 5 years.

SCJason · 09-04-2003, 01:39 PM

Got fired from U Haul at 16. They caught me in the back on the forklift....forks raised up(I had a rope rigged to control the lift from a pallet on the forks) No shirt on Catching some rays and taking a nap. Granted I was on lunch....but fell asleep. So it was like a 3 hour nap. Funny thing 2 weeks later all the trucks burned to the ground.......the came to my high school to question me and everything. It was kinda funny.

MissEve · 09-04-2003, 01:41 PM

I was fired from my first job when I was 14. I worked at a tourist trap shop and it had three stories with the actual store on the middle floor. My manager was about 20 and a complete idiot. I was a pretty small girl and he made me carry these heavy boxes of sweatshirts from the top floor to the basement and put them on hangers. THEN he had me carry the sweatshirts on hangers to the middle floor, take them off the hangers and fold them and put them in cube displays. I had an attitude and asked what the hell that middle step was for and he screamed at me says he paid me 5 bucks an hour to do whatever he wanted and to sign my time card and get out.

I had to call my mom to pick me up, lol, she was pissed!

Jason · 09-04-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason
Got fired from U Haul at 16. They caught me in the back on the forklift....forks raised up(I had a rope rigged to control the lift from a pallet on the forks) No shirt on Catching some rays and taking a nap. Granted I was on lunch....but fell asleep. So it was like a 3 hour nap. Funny thing 2 weeks later all the trucks burned to the ground.......the came to my high school to question me and everything. It was kinda funny.

That one off of Arlington?

Fletch XXX · 09-04-2003, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SCJason
Funny thing 2 weeks later all the trucks burned to the ground.......the came to my high school to question me and everything. It was kinda funny.

niiiiice.

Lickshots · 09-04-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by rdunn404
I got fired on my day off. They said they saw me on the videotape stealing boxes.

Yeah I love Friday too

mistersoft · 09-04-2003, 01:56 PM

I suppose I am next in line. Every other day I am about to explode and tell my "boss" that by some freakly designflawed accident of evolution god placed his asshole just below his nose and doesn't the stench bother him.

Or maybe I will just go postal.

In three months (

) I am outta here - but the degradation is eternal.

baddog · 09-04-2003, 03:01 PM

once . . . . my bosses wife was telling me to get on the road to a job site, and I told her to hold her horses since I was verifying on a map where I was going. I may have not used the phrase "hold your horses." It may have been along the lines of "fuck you, bitch. I am looking to see where I am going first."

He did not want to let me go, but the wifey was a little upset, and he wasn't going to get any as long as I still worked there.

clubsexy · 09-04-2003, 03:20 PM

Not fired yet, but the day is still young... LOL

09-04-2003, 01:19 PM	#54
Fabuleux Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,543	I fired my boss three times. 1. I told him: "This job stinks" 2. I told him: "I want more money or I quit" 3. I told him: "Go fuck yourself asshole." __________________

09-04-2003, 01:33 PM	#55
Jimbo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,989	I got fired twice one of em was in a restaurant where the boss (female) was a real bitch. when she fired me I had 48 cups in my hands. I let them drop on the ground and left. that was 2nd day of work so she had no paper of me and was planning to pay under table, so no I didn'T pay those shitty cups LOL. the other was a computer techie thing. he said I wasn't knowing enough about hardware but that I was really good in software. In fact I repaired a computer and didn'T fill the papers when taking a new motherboard from the store and putting it into the pc. They never told me about that paper shit and I should have known. oh well. I got only 1 other job and it was to finish school in computer science. haven'T been fired from that one. I've ben self employee for 5 years. __________________ free sex videos

09-04-2003, 01:39 PM	#56
SCJason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,095	Got fired from U Haul at 16. They caught me in the back on the forklift....forks raised up(I had a rope rigged to control the lift from a pallet on the forks) No shirt on Catching some rays and taking a nap. Granted I was on lunch....but fell asleep. So it was like a 3 hour nap. Funny thing 2 weeks later all the trucks burned to the ground.......the came to my high school to question me and everything. It was kinda funny. __________________ SCJason The New SilverCash "V. 3 It's HERE !" ICQ 138128769 <img src="http://www.yoadrian.biz/holidays.gif" border="0"></A>

09-04-2003, 01:56 PM	#61
mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	I suppose I am next in line. Every other day I am about to explode and tell my "boss" that by some freakly designflawed accident of evolution god placed his asshole just below his nose and doesn't the stench bother him. Or maybe I will just go postal. In three months ( ) I am outta here - but the degradation is eternal. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-04-2003, 03:20 PM	#63
clubsexy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 1,630	Not fired yet, but the day is still young... LOL __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-04-2003, 01:11 PM	#51
Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,579	50 times I've been fired

09-04-2003, 01:18 PM	#53
RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	Yep, I got canned. Company merger was going through and while they were waiting for SEC approval they basically "ran" the company but not officially. They wined us dined us, flew us to Atlanta and to Orlando for little getaways to keep us happy. A few days after the merger was completed they pulled all of us managers together and did a mass firing and brought their own people in. Collected unemployment for six months and have never been back to work since.

09-04-2003, 01:41 PM	#57
MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	I was fired from my first job when I was 14. I worked at a tourist trap shop and it had three stories with the actual store on the middle floor. My manager was about 20 and a complete idiot. I was a pretty small girl and he made me carry these heavy boxes of sweatshirts from the top floor to the basement and put them on hangers. THEN he had me carry the sweatshirts on hangers to the middle floor, take them off the hangers and fold them and put them in cube displays. I had an attitude and asked what the hell that middle step was for and he screamed at me says he paid me 5 bucks an hour to do whatever he wanted and to sign my time card and get out. I had to call my mom to pick me up, lol, she was pissed!

09-04-2003, 03:01 PM	#62
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	once . . . . my bosses wife was telling me to get on the road to a job site, and I told her to hold her horses since I was verifying on a map where I was going. I may have not used the phrase "hold your horses." It may have been along the lines of "fuck you, bitch. I am looking to see where I am going first." He did not want to let me go, but the wifey was a little upset, and he wasn't going to get any as long as I still worked there.