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Jessica Lynch Gets $1 Mil Book Deal. WTF?
The way this country works is really fucked up.
Jessica Lynch Agrees to $1M Book Deal ![]() NEW YORK - Jessica Lynch, the former prisoner of war whose capture and rescue from an Iraqi hospital made her a national hero, has agreed to a $1 million book deal with publisher Alfred A. Knopf. "Many folks have written, expressing their support for me and for the thousands of other soldiers who serve their country," Lynch said in a statement issued Tuesday by Knopf. "I feel I owe them all this story, which will be about more than a girl going off to war and fighting alongside her fellow soldiers. It will be a story about growing up in America." "I Am a Soldier, Too: The Jessica Lynch Story," co-written by Pulitzer Prize winner Rick Bragg, is scheduled to come out in mid-November with a first printing of around 500,000 copies, Knopf spokesman Paul Bogaards said. Financial terms were not disclosed, but a source close to the negotiations said Lynch and Bragg will divide a $1 million advance. The source spoke on condition of anonymity. "I feel a kinship with Jessica and her family, and am thrilled at the prospect of bringing this story to the wider world," Bragg said in the statement issued by Knopf. He has been granted exclusive access to Lynch and her family. Lynch received a medical discharge last week from the Army, making her eligible to pursue book or movie deals.
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I'd book her deal. She's a cutie.
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Only in America...
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Cute white girl from a small town
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Good on the girl. America clearly made a lot of money outta this war so why shouldn't this girl cash in on her traumatic experience?
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And I'm sure she'll get offered a reality series next.
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pretty good deal for someone who said they remember nothing about most of the ordeal...wonder if i can get a book deal for my college years? I don;t remember much about them either
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Why not donate the cash to help some starving Americans that are being bankrupted by a leadership bent on war and funding every nation but their own.
Funny how we can figure out a billion a week for war in Iraq, but, cant figure out how to help the average American citizen health coverage or help the average small business have some stability at home in these rather bleak financial times. Stop occupying foreign countries that aren?t interested in having us there firstly looking for leaders that have vanished. Start taking care of your own people here. How many more American soldiers have to die before we decide that enough is enough? |
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I wonder what kind of book deal the soldiers who didn't get lost, wounded, and captured will get.
In other words, the soldiers who didn't fuck up. |
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![]() I was reading today we're paying garbage contractors in Iraq $3 per cleaner per day. 25,000 of them. Only thing is the contractors are scooping up the $75,000 a day and hiring kids as young as 8 to be the garbagemen and paying them $1.50 a day and they're pocketing the other $1.50. So the contractors are yanking $1 Million a month and doing zilch. Rebuilding Iraq the American Way. Yep we sure are.
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I wanna fuck her mouth.
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I don't see what the problem is here..... This cute, innocent girl from hometown USA got thrown into a war, went through a fire fight, was hurt during said firefight, captured as a POW, and then rescued. She might not be a hero, but it sure does make for an interesting story.
And I don't want to hear any bullcrap about Bush and all. I don't recall health benefits being a right that MUST be supplied by the government. And the war against Iraq - while costing us a lot - is much better than going through another 9/11.
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Sorry Lynch, the men who SAVED you are the ones who should have the book deal. This chicks entire thing is nothing more than more patriotism to help america burn itself out. just another product. you are what you eat and sell. ![]()
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I dont feel sorry for this girl and if she deserves a million dollar then i deserve a fucking 2 million dollars. |
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It's like her prize money..
Get yourself captured because you don't know how to fight, cause you joined the Army for the college money anyhow. Go to an Iraqi HOSPITAL, get raped and beaten the fuck out of for a few days, get rescued, and then suddenly you're a hero. I was always under the impression that a HERO was someone who did the saving or did the rescuing of fellow soldiers. Since when is a HERO a prisoner of war? If anything they should've kicked her ass for being captured, not given $1 Million, or better yet, a pat on the back with "you're lucky the navy seals rescued you". This country is going down the tubes at a quicker pace nowadays... It's like when people sue the police or fire department because they get hurt, while being rescued. If that's the case, and I was in charge, I would say, alright, fuck you, back to that position you go, and let your tough guy lawyer rescue you, because we don't care.
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I feel sorry for her. She suffered extensive injuries and pain while serving her country in a combat zone...and she will pay a price for the injuries for the rest of her life. She derserves every penny she gets from the book and I am sure there will be a movie. More power to her.
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Anything for $$$'
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If she wants to "serve the country" why didnt she stay INSIDE her country to help the people who really need help. |
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Got to keep the propoganda machine moving! Remember, the www.jessicalynch domains were registered the day BEFORE the war started.
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Also did it ever occur to you that its just by accident you were born in the usa? You couldve been a friggin African living in Kenia. How can you be soooo proud of "your" country? And why is it America needs all this military shit? You also proud of that? GO AMERICA, COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES. SIEG HEIL! |
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anyone who whines about her book deal is selfish and close minded... u know damned well if your dumbasses had something happen to you and you knew you could bank a million or two off of it, you'd be all over it in a heartbeat, no questions ask... a semi-wise man once said 'you betta RAISE up, ni&&a!!' (for you old men, that's the equivelant of 'get off your pedistol')
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The girl suffered a traimatic experience undoubtedly. So to have lots of other soldiers in Iraq fighting against evil. She is one who didn't get captured and killed. If there is a story then tell it.
You think she has persued this? Its not her fault some idiot is throwing $1 million at her. She only did what everyone else would do........ ACCEPTED IT! |
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when I looked at the time I seem to remember it being only a couple of days before she was captured that the domains were registered. will be interesting to see how much of the writing in her book is done by the govt.
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I am extremely proud to have been born in the richest and most militarily powerful country the history of the world has ever known. America needs to maintain the most powerful military in the world so that if they need to they can kick the shit out of your country.
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Face it, if it was a guy there would be no book and no Oprah.
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Your mind is sick, you need help altho that would cost the state money which in your case really isnt worth it. I'd say grab a bottle of the heaviest stuff you can find and empty it, after that repeat. You are honestly very, very pathetic. |
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Have you ever heard her speak? Shes sounds like a fucking high school cheerleader. There is no way any of the words in the book will be hers. The story will get bent and warped and the book will be complete trash.
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"cute white girl from a small town" there is so many examples of this and i ain't even talking about just in the porn industry Thats what makes the major news |
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Fucking whiners.
Let me ask you something... 1.) If someone came up to you and offered you $1 MILLION to tell the world about your experiences, your life, and your troubles... what would you do? 2.) If you saw someone that had an interesting life story that you KNOW you could sell, and sell big... what would you do? Oh, and one extra comment... if you sell porn at all, in any way, shape, or form... you already took advantage of #2. So I guess the only question you need to ponder over is... would you take the million bucks?
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