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KRL 09-02-2003 08:09 AM

Jessica Lynch Gets $1 Mil Book Deal. WTF?
 
The way this country works is really fucked up.


Jessica Lynch Agrees to $1M Book Deal

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...book_ny109.jpg

NEW YORK - Jessica Lynch, the former prisoner of war whose capture and rescue from an Iraqi hospital made her a national hero, has agreed to a $1 million book deal with publisher Alfred A. Knopf.

"Many folks have written, expressing their support for me and for the thousands of other soldiers who serve their country," Lynch said in a statement issued Tuesday by Knopf.

"I feel I owe them all this story, which will be about more than a girl going off to war and fighting alongside her fellow soldiers. It will be a story about growing up in America."

"I Am a Soldier, Too: The Jessica Lynch Story," co-written by Pulitzer Prize winner Rick Bragg, is scheduled to come out in mid-November with a first printing of around 500,000 copies, Knopf spokesman Paul Bogaards said.

Financial terms were not disclosed, but a source close to the negotiations said Lynch and Bragg will divide a $1 million advance. The source spoke on condition of anonymity.

"I feel a kinship with Jessica and her family, and am thrilled at the prospect of bringing this story to the wider world," Bragg said in the statement issued by Knopf. He has been granted exclusive access to Lynch and her family.

Lynch received a medical discharge last week from the Army, making her eligible to pursue book or movie deals.

LadyMischief 09-02-2003 08:10 AM

I'd book her deal. She's a cutie.

Dirty F 09-02-2003 08:10 AM

Only in America...

plexer 09-02-2003 08:11 AM

Hell yes!

:thumbsup

playa 09-02-2003 08:13 AM

Cute white girl from a small town


sounds like a perfect formula to make some serious cash

Dirty F 09-02-2003 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
Cute white girl from a small town


sounds like a perfect formula to make some serious cash

You racist?

Ross 09-02-2003 08:15 AM

Good on the girl. America clearly made a lot of money outta this war so why shouldn't this girl cash in on her traumatic experience?

dij 09-02-2003 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Only in America...
so true!

KRL 09-02-2003 08:16 AM

And I'm sure she'll get offered a reality series next.

Dirty F 09-02-2003 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Good on the girl. America clearly made a lot of money outta this war so why shouldn't this girl cash in on her traumatic experience?
WTF? Was she forced to go to Iraq?

WebTitan 09-02-2003 08:24 AM

pretty good deal for someone who said they remember nothing about most of the ordeal...wonder if i can get a book deal for my college years? I don;t remember much about them either:thumbsup

Herb Kornfield 09-02-2003 08:56 AM

Why not donate the cash to help some starving Americans that are being bankrupted by a leadership bent on war and funding every nation but their own.

Funny how we can figure out a billion a week for war in Iraq, but, cant figure out how to help the average American citizen health coverage or help the average small business have some stability at home in these rather bleak financial times.

Stop occupying foreign countries that aren?t interested in having us there firstly looking for leaders that have vanished. Start taking care of your own people here.

How many more American soldiers have to die before we decide that enough is enough?

Buff 09-02-2003 08:58 AM

I wonder what kind of book deal the soldiers who didn't get lost, wounded, and captured will get.

In other words, the soldiers who didn't fuck up.

KRL 09-02-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Why not donate the cash to help some starving Americans that are being bankrupted by a leadership bent on war and funding every nation but their own.

Funny how we can figure out a billion a week for war in Iraq, but, cant figure out how to help the average American citizen health coverage or help the average small business have some stability at home in these rather bleak financial times.

Stop occupying foreign countries that aren?t interested in having us there firstly looking for leaders that have vanished. Start taking care of your own people here.

How many more American soldiers have to die before we decide that enough is enough?

Good Points. Washington is just the ultimate homeowner's association gone wrong. The accountability is so all over the place you can't even pin it down anymore. Mirrors, mirrors everywhere you look.

:1orglaugh

I was reading today we're paying garbage contractors in Iraq $3 per cleaner per day. 25,000 of them. Only thing is the contractors are scooping up the $75,000 a day and hiring kids as young as 8 to be the garbagemen and paying them $1.50 a day and they're pocketing the other $1.50. So the contractors are yanking $1 Million a month and doing zilch.

Rebuilding Iraq the American Way. Yep we sure are.

LadyMischief 09-02-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Why not donate the cash to help some starving Americans that are being bankrupted by a leadership bent on war and funding every nation but their own.

Funny how we can figure out a billion a week for war in Iraq, but, cant figure out how to help the average American citizen health coverage or help the average small business have some stability at home in these rather bleak financial times.

Stop occupying foreign countries that aren?t interested in having us there firstly looking for leaders that have vanished. Start taking care of your own people here.

How many more American soldiers have to die before we decide that enough is enough?

I don't think I've seen it put better ever.

jollyperv 09-02-2003 09:17 AM

I wanna fuck her mouth.

Rochard 09-02-2003 09:21 AM

I don't see what the problem is here..... This cute, innocent girl from hometown USA got thrown into a war, went through a fire fight, was hurt during said firefight, captured as a POW, and then rescued. She might not be a hero, but it sure does make for an interesting story.

And I don't want to hear any bullcrap about Bush and all. I don't recall health benefits being a right that MUST be supplied by the government. And the war against Iraq - while costing us a lot - is much better than going through another 9/11.

Fletch XXX 09-02-2003 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

It will be a story about growing up in America."

Oh wow, we really give a fuck about your life before you were shot. Didnt know you before, dont care now.

Sorry Lynch, the men who SAVED you are the ones who should have the book deal.

This chicks entire thing is nothing more than more patriotism to help america burn itself out.

just another product.

you are what you eat and sell.

:1orglaugh

theking 09-02-2003 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


WTF? Was she forced to go to Iraq?

Well...yes she was...or be Court Martialed and receive a Dishonorable Discharge for disobeying a direct order.

theking 09-02-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Why not donate the cash to help some starving Americans that are being bankrupted by a leadership bent on war and funding every nation but their own.

Funny how we can figure out a billion a week for war in Iraq, but, cant figure out how to help the average American citizen health coverage or help the average small business have some stability at home in these rather bleak financial times.

Stop occupying foreign countries that aren?t interested in having us there firstly looking for leaders that have vanished. Start taking care of your own people here.

How many more American soldiers have to die before we decide that enough is enough?

It took around 60,000 for Vietnam...Iraq is only a couple of hundred or so.

Dirty F 09-02-2003 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Well...yes she was...or be Court Martialed and receive a Dishonorable Discharge for disobeying a direct order.

She was also forced to join the army?

I dont feel sorry for this girl and if she deserves a million dollar then i deserve a fucking 2 million dollars.

Jon 09-02-2003 09:48 AM

It's like her prize money..

Get yourself captured because you don't know how to fight, cause you joined the Army for the college money anyhow. Go to an Iraqi HOSPITAL, get raped and beaten the fuck out of for a few days, get rescued, and then suddenly you're a hero. I was always under the impression that a HERO was someone who did the saving or did the rescuing of fellow soldiers. Since when is a HERO a prisoner of war? If anything they should've kicked her ass for being captured, not given $1 Million, or better yet, a pat on the back with "you're lucky the navy seals rescued you". This country is going down the tubes at a quicker pace nowadays...

It's like when people sue the police or fire department because they get hurt, while being rescued. If that's the case, and I was in charge, I would say, alright, fuck you, back to that position you go, and let your tough guy lawyer rescue you, because we don't care.

theking 09-02-2003 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


She was also forced to join the army?

I dont feel sorry for this girl and if she deserves a million dollar then i deserve a fucking 2 million dollars.

No she was not forced to join the Army...she was forced to go to Iraq or face the consequences for disobeying a Direct Order.

I feel sorry for her. She suffered extensive injuries and pain while serving her country in a combat zone...and she will pay a price for the injuries for the rest of her life. She derserves every penny she gets from the book and I am sure there will be a movie. More power to her.

SexySarah 09-02-2003 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I don't see what the problem is here..... This cute, innocent girl from hometown USA got thrown into a war, went through a fire fight, was hurt during said firefight, captured as a POW, and then rescued. She might not be a hero, but it sure does make for an interesting story.

And I don't want to hear any bullcrap about Bush and all. I don't recall health benefits being a right that MUST be supplied by the government. And the war against Iraq - while costing us a lot - is much better than going through another 9/11.

you're funny

and just in case you're confused (seems like you are) - I laugh AT you

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SexySarah 09-02-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Go to an Iraqi HOSPITAL, get raped and beaten the fuck out of for a few days...
nice urban myth

do some reading dumbass

what a typical american

hasn't got a clue what he's talking about

:1orglaugh

theking 09-02-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
It's like her prize money..

Get yourself captured because you don't know how to fight, cause you joined the Army for the college money anyhow. Go to an Iraqi HOSPITAL, get raped and beaten the fuck out of for a few days, get rescued, and then suddenly you're a hero. I was always under the impression that a HERO was someone who did the saving or did the rescuing of fellow soldiers. Since when is a HERO a prisoner of war? If anything they should've kicked her ass for being captured, not given $1 Million, or better yet, a pat on the back with "you're lucky the navy seals rescued you". This country is going down the tubes at a quicker pace nowadays...

It's like when people sue the police or fire department because they get hurt, while being rescued. If that's the case, and I was in charge, I would say, alright, fuck you, back to that position you go, and let your tough guy lawyer rescue you, because we don't care.

She was not in Combat Arms. She was involved in a vehicular crash and was severely injured. Anyone that serves in a combat zone is a hero...just for the act of serving the country.

emthree 09-02-2003 10:04 AM

Anything for $$$'

...it's the american way

Dirty F 09-02-2003 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


No she was not forced to join the Army...she was forced to go to Iraq or face the consequences for disobeying a Direct Order.

I feel sorry for her. She suffered extensive injuries and pain while serving her country in a combat zone...and she will pay a price for the injuries for the rest of her life. She derserves every penny she gets from the book and I am sure there will be a movie. More power to her.

She's a slut.

If she wants to "serve the country" why didnt she stay INSIDE her country to help the people who really need help.

Nanda 09-02-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
It's like her prize money..

Get yourself captured because you don't know how to fight, cause you joined the Army for the college money anyhow. Go to an Iraqi HOSPITAL, get raped and beaten the fuck out of for a few days, get rescued, and then suddenly you're a hero. I was always under the impression that a HERO was someone who did the saving or did the rescuing of fellow soldiers. Since when is a HERO a prisoner of war? If anything they should've kicked her ass for being captured, not given $1 Million, or better yet, a pat on the back with "you're lucky the navy seals rescued you". This country is going down the tubes at a quicker pace nowadays...


I agree. She wansn't forced to go into the Army, We live in a free country..she chose to go to the Army, when u sign that contract u know that in time of war if u're called u will go, very simple, nothing difficult about that. Her job, she needs to do it. She's getting paid a million for her story.. but what about the men and the Panamanian-american girl caught? Ask me she was in the right place at the right time.

Hawkeye 09-02-2003 10:12 AM

Got to keep the propoganda machine moving! Remember, the www.jessicalynch domains were registered the day BEFORE the war started.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but damn.

SKULL 09-02-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The way this country works is really fucked up.


Jessica Lynch Agrees to $1M Book Deal

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...book_ny109.jpg

Trailer Thrash... now gonna be a millionaire... :1orglaugh

theking 09-02-2003 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


She's a slut.

If she wants to "serve the country" why didnt she stay INSIDE her country to help the people who really need help.

She chose to serve her country via the military. Without those that are willing to suffer the hardships of the military there would not be a United States of America.

Dirty F 09-02-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


She chose to serve her country via the military. Without those that are willing to suffer the hardships of the military there would not be a United States of America.

Your mind is seriously blurred dude.

Also did it ever occur to you that its just by accident you were born in the usa? You couldve been a friggin African living in Kenia.

How can you be soooo proud of "your" country?

And why is it America needs all this military shit? You also proud of that?

GO AMERICA, COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES.

SIEG HEIL!

theking 09-02-2003 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Got to keep the propoganda machine moving! Remember, the www.jessicalynch domains were registered the day BEFORE the war started.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but damn.

How many thousands of Jessica Lynches do you think there are in the United States...or the world...or do you thinnk there is just the one??

kmanrox 09-02-2003 10:30 AM

anyone who whines about her book deal is selfish and close minded... u know damned well if your dumbasses had something happen to you and you knew you could bank a million or two off of it, you'd be all over it in a heartbeat, no questions ask... a semi-wise man once said 'you betta RAISE up, ni&&a!!' (for you old men, that's the equivelant of 'get off your pedistol')

Ross 09-02-2003 10:33 AM

The girl suffered a traimatic experience undoubtedly. So to have lots of other soldiers in Iraq fighting against evil. She is one who didn't get captured and killed. If there is a story then tell it.

You think she has persued this? Its not her fault some idiot is throwing $1 million at her. She only did what everyone else would do........ ACCEPTED IT!

pudcat 09-02-2003 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


How many thousands of Jessica Lynches do you think there are in the United States...or the world...or do you thinnk there is just the one??

rather coincidental huh?

when I looked at the time I seem to remember it being only a couple of days before she was captured that the domains were registered.

will be interesting to see how much of the writing in her book is done by the govt.

theking 09-02-2003 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Your mind is seriously blurred dude.

Also did it ever occur to you that its just by accident you were born in the usa? You couldve been a friggin African living in Kenia.

How can you be soooo proud of "your" country?

And why is it America needs all this military shit? You also proud of that?

GO AMERICA, COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES.

SIEG HEIL!

Yes America is the "COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES".

I am extremely proud to have been born in the richest and most militarily powerful country the history of the world has ever known. America needs to maintain the most powerful military in the world so that if they need to they can kick the shit out of your country.

Fletch XXX 09-02-2003 10:40 AM

Face it, if it was a guy there would be no book and no Oprah.

There's no denying that.

:thumbsup

Dirty F 09-02-2003 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Yes America is the "COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES".

I am extremely proud to have been born in the richest and most militarily powerful country the history of the world has ever known. America needs to maintain the most powerful military in the world so that if they need to they can kick the shit out of your country.

Im happy i live in a country where we dont really need an army, yet we have an army because there are idiots like you on the planet who think their country should rule the world.

Your mind is sick, you need help altho that would cost the state money which in your case really isnt worth it.

I'd say grab a bottle of the heaviest stuff you can find and empty it, after that repeat.

You are honestly very, very pathetic.

BeHeadR 09-02-2003 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pudcat


rather coincidental huh?

when I looked at the time I seem to remember it being only a couple of days before she was captured that the domains were registered.

will be interesting to see how much of the writing in her book is done by the govt.



Have you ever heard her speak? Shes sounds like a fucking high school cheerleader. There is no way any of the words in the book will be hers. The story will get bent and warped and the book will be complete trash.

playa 09-02-2003 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


You racist?

Haha,i been called alot of things, just stating facts dude, its a winning formula

"cute white girl from a small town"

there is so many examples of this
and i ain't even talking about just in the porn industry

Thats what makes the major news

Feline 09-02-2003 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Im happy i live in a country where we dont really need an army, yet we have an army because there are idiots like you on the planet who think their country should rule the world.


You are honestly very, very pathetic.

The sick one is you. The united States is the best country, that is why they helped save the world during WWII? We rule the world. Mock us but all your people like our products, people, music. Get over it ass!

Feline 09-02-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


Yes America is the "COUNTRY OF COUNTRIES".

I am extremely proud to have been born in the richest and most militarily powerful country the history of the world has ever known. America needs to maintain the most powerful military in the world so that if they need to they can kick the shit out of your country.

We are the best country in the world, thats why everyone wants to live here, dress like us, listen to our music, eat our food, Admitt it u damn pathetic europeans. :1orglaugh

theking 09-02-2003 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Im happy i live in a country where we dont really need an army, yet we have an army because there are idiots like you on the planet who think their country should rule the world.

Your mind is sick, you need help altho that would cost the state money which in your case really isnt worth it.

I'd say grab a bottle of the heaviest stuff you can find and empty it, after that repeat.

You are honestly very, very pathetic.

I too am happy you live in your little two bit country. :1orglaugh

maxjohan 09-02-2003 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking


She chose to serve her country via the military. Without those that are willing to suffer the hardships of the military there would not be a United States of America.

I agree..don't complain too much.:2 cents:

KRL 09-02-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Got to keep the propoganda machine moving! Remember, the www.jessicalynch domains were registered the day BEFORE the war started.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but damn.

Seriously?? Wow, the odds of that are pretty extreme.

maxjohan 09-02-2003 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Feline


The sick one is you. The united States is the best country, that is why they helped save the world during WWII? We rule the world. Mock us but all your people like our products, people, music. Get over it ass!

what we don't like...your attitude :2 cents:

we rule we rule we rule..

:glugglug

maxjohan 09-02-2003 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeHeadR




Have you ever heard her speak? Shes sounds like a fucking high school cheerleader. There is no way any of the words in the book will be hers. The story will get bent and warped and the book will be complete trash.

is it an audio book? :eek7

Sly_RJ 09-02-2003 11:11 AM

Fucking whiners.

Let me ask you something...

1.) If someone came up to you and offered you $1 MILLION to tell the world about your experiences, your life, and your troubles... what would you do?

2.) If you saw someone that had an interesting life story that you KNOW you could sell, and sell big... what would you do?

Oh, and one extra comment... if you sell porn at all, in any way, shape, or form... you already took advantage of #2. So I guess the only question you need to ponder over is... would you take the million bucks?


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