How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb... - GoFuckYourself.com

Ketadream · 08-30-2003, 02:37 AM

q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

DonCorleone · 08-30-2003, 02:40 AM

And then there's people like me who just don't give a shit.

Baal · 08-30-2003, 03:44 AM

You forgot one group:

8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.

Daen · 08-30-2003, 03:52 AM

10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.

RedShoe · 08-30-2003, 04:03 AM

* note to self... must bump this thread in 6 months.

JFK · 08-30-2003, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
* note to self... must bump this thread in 6 months.

why wait until then..........

Actually its better in a year or 2

StacyCat · 08-30-2003, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketadream
q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

me too

Amputate Your Head · 08-30-2003, 02:25 PM

didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

KMR Stitch · 08-30-2003, 02:27 PM

I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.

I Am The Walrus · 08-30-2003, 02:28 PM

whats a light bulb?

teenjump · 08-30-2003, 02:29 PM

That was absolutely hillarious.

Good work!

Amputate Your Head · 08-30-2003, 02:31 PM

all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it.

jasonir · 08-30-2003, 02:34 PM

Lol, so true.

SilverTab · 08-30-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat

me too

me three!

SilverTab · 08-30-2003, 03:31 PM

BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct...

gothweb · 08-30-2003, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group:

8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.

Coming soon...

Shaw Electric Corporation

Peter Romero · 08-30-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK.

SilverTab · 08-30-2003, 03:46 PM

Be careful when you change your lightbulb!

DirtyDanza · 08-30-2003, 03:55 PM

acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards.........

X-Wing · 08-30-2003, 03:56 PM

There is no such thing as a light bulb

Dravyk · 08-30-2003, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.

Not to mention ...

15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs.

Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800.

Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free.

NedFLanders · 08-30-2003, 04:02 PM

Erm... yeah!

fantasycontent · 08-30-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab

me three!

you beat me to it lol!!!

ME THREE!!!

Project-Shadow · 08-30-2003, 04:23 PM

Me four?

MuleScrote · 08-30-2003, 04:25 PM

I started to read all of that....

thatdykeliz · 08-30-2003, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daen
10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.

...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics.

digifan · 08-30-2003, 05:07 PM

LOLMAO Keta,

that's a good one...

pamphage · 08-30-2003, 05:33 PM

gornyhuy · 08-30-2003, 06:28 PM

LOLMAO Keta,

that's a good one...

thatdykeliz quote:
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Originally posted by Daen
10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics.

MuleScrote I started to read all of that....

Project-Shadow Me four?

fantasycontent quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by SilverTab

me three!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

you beat me to it lol!!!

ME THREE!!!

NedFLanders Erm... yeah!

Dravyk quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Not to mention ...

15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs.

Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800.

Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free.

X-Wing There is no such thing as a light bulb

Dirty_DS acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards.........

SilverTab Be careful when you change your lightbulb!

POV Porn guy quote:
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK.

gothweb quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Baal
You forgot one group:

8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Coming soon...

Shaw Electric Corporation

SilverTab BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct...

SilverTab quote:
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Originally posted by StacyCat

me too
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

me three!

jasonir Lol, so true.

Amputate Your Head all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it.

teenjump That was absolutely hillarious.

Good work!

I Am The Walrus whats a light bulb?

KMR Stitch I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.

Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

StacyCat quote:
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Originally posted by Ketadream
q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Me too.

(had to do it correctly.)

AmeliaG · 08-30-2003, 11:00 PM

Ketadream and gornyhuy, this post made my evening

I suppose I still have to get offline and leave the house for a few hours anyway, though.

brand0n · 08-30-2003, 11:11 PM

there is no lightbulb

gornyhuy · 08-30-2003, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
Ketadream and gornyhuy, this post made my evening

I suppose I still have to get offline and leave the house for a few hours anyway, though.

Awwww shucks, I was just one little old post at the end. Credit goes to all the little people that made my post possible. I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

macker · 08-31-2003, 02:29 AM

Lightbulb changing services offered!

I didn't have a clue before seeing all those people changing the lightbulbs. And now, thanks to you,

I can COPY you, and devalue all our efforts!

Cheers boardmembers.

Expect to see more lightbulb services springing up in the future!

Grinder · 01-17-2004, 12:18 AM

It's been about six months. Time to bump this post back to the top.

BUMP!

01-17-2004, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grinder
It's been about six months. Time to bump this post back to the top.

BUMP!

Brad Xtremepay · 01-17-2004, 12:22 AM

Hahahaha
I remember this thread.

SEE EPIC CASH SIG. ;)

basschick · 01-17-2004, 12:26 AM

*LOLOLOLOL*

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk

Not to mention ...

15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs.

Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800.

Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-17-2004, 12:29 AM

Umm what about the ones claiming the patent on changing a lightbulb?

Ben-MensNiche · 01-17-2004, 12:30 AM

What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster?

digifan · 01-17-2004, 12:30 AM

It's time to bring back ketadream too.

Jace · 01-17-2004, 02:33 AM

i am trying to think of something to do with shaving....i am too tired

brand0n · 01-17-2004, 02:37 AM

i have to get in on this while the getting is good.

Yngwie · 01-17-2004, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster?

yes, it will increase you computer's speed by 10 times. It is what they call a Continueum Transponder (SP?) it uses space technology 1000 years ahead of earths technology. a form of lightspeed architecture that uses dilithium crystal to induce a burst of "syper juice" into the processor which in turn feeds some to the ram. In the end your pc increases speed of 10 times or more. Right now you can only order it from Pluto but they do not shit to other planets as of yet, but they will as soon as they can lower the shipping costs. it is called a light bulb because it's spherical in shape and the "light" comes from the lightspeed architecture. They also have an item a step above whive they call a Fluorencent light. this uses some of the same technology only with a few differences that are very secret. This will speed your pc up by 1000 times.

lol

that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Yngwie

maxdaname · 01-17-2004, 05:06 AM

What is a FAQ?

MadCap · 01-17-2004, 05:12 AM

un fucking beleiveable.

Time to start a lightbulb changing biz

Ash@phpFX · 01-17-2004, 05:49 AM

what about the people that hire offshore workers to change lightbulbs at a fraction of the cost?

AdultNex · 01-17-2004, 05:51 AM

Mine was better:

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...ht=lightb ulb

Carrie · 01-17-2004, 06:24 AM

5 people to claim that GE is shaving, and post proof - pictures of 4-pack light bulbs where one is broken.

10 people associated with GE or afraid of GE to post that the photos were photoshopped and the original 5 are dirty scammers.

4 to ask for proof.

15 to re-quote the original proof posts.

3 to bump it everyday for a week so no one forgets that GE shaves.

1500 to forget it 9 days later.

Yngwie · 01-17-2004, 06:25 AM

General Electric is shaving? MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

The Other Steve · 01-17-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
It's time to bring back ketadream too.

Yeah - so he can pay back the money he took from people for content he never had

08-30-2003, 02:37 AM	#1
Ketadream Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 1,373	How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb... q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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08-30-2003, 02:34 PM	#13
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08-30-2003, 02:40 AM	#2
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08-30-2003, 03:44 AM	#3
Baal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 696	You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services.

08-30-2003, 03:52 AM	#4
Daen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 177	10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac.

08-30-2003, 02:27 PM	#9
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years.

08-30-2003, 02:28 PM	#10
I Am The Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,000	whats a light bulb?

08-30-2003, 02:29 PM	#11
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	That was absolutely hillarious. Good work!

08-30-2003, 03:31 PM	#15
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08-30-2003, 03:55 PM	#19
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,370	acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards......... __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

08-30-2003, 03:56 PM	#20
X-Wing Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 768	There is no such thing as a light bulb

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08-30-2003, 06:28 PM	#29
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	LOLMAO Keta, that's a good one... thatdykeliz quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Daen 10 Users informing you that it is easier to change light bulbs with a Mac. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...and then 10 more to jump into a Windows vs. Mac argument, 23 to complain that the Win/Mac flamewar has nothing to do with changing lightbulbs, 17 to argue that the Win/Mac flamewar DOES have to do with lightbulb-changing and here's how, and 12 to post STFU pics. MuleScrote I started to read all of that.... Project-Shadow Me four? fantasycontent quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by SilverTab me three! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you beat me to it lol!!! ME THREE!!! NedFLanders Erm... yeah! Dravyk quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not to mention ... 15 people to then create automated lightbulb changing scripts and charge $10-15,000 for them; 12 of which won't work at all, and 3 that are buggy with no support or docs. Plus 2 others to come up with a script that actually works perfectly and for only $800. Oh and 837 posters to whine that they want a script that does all of that, but it has to be free. X-Wing There is no such thing as a light bulb Dirty_DS acutually I was working electrical for years before I did this shit.... and really and truly "lamp" or "lightbulb" or Light Bulb" are all ok when your working for me... or any other electrical company for that matter.... in fact I think the most common word we used to reffer to a bulb was "Mutherfucker" let me give an example... "Gat damnit Juan, the other mutherfucker over there the bright one" but really though.... all three are used.... lamp is inside the light bulb... the filiment.... some burn gas... so there bulbs.... and only bulbs.... thats like trying to compair... a concrete truck to a cement trucki..... well if were getting technal about it.... cement is in concrete..... hahah..... man I love boards......... SilverTab Be careful when you change your lightbulb! POV Porn guy quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup. But it was her who posted it the first time so it's OK. gothweb quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Baal You forgot one group: 8,254 people to watch the lightbulb changer, and immediately open up businesses selling lightbulb changing services. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming soon... Shaw Electric Corporation SilverTab BTW, * I * was in the industry...and, light bulb is perfectly correct... SilverTab quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by StacyCat me too -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- me three! jasonir Lol, so true. Amputate Your Head all this light bulb controversy is too much.... I can't handle it. teenjump That was absolutely hillarious. Good work! I Am The Walrus whats a light bulb? KMR Stitch I must post here Thus I will be famous in 2 years. Amputate Your Head didn't we go through this already a short time ago? StacyCat quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Ketadream q: How many GFY users does it take to change a light bulb 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me too. (had to do it correctly.) __________________ icq:159548293

08-30-2003, 11:00 PM	#30
AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,571	Ketadream and gornyhuy, this post made my evening I suppose I still have to get offline and leave the house for a few hours anyway, though. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

08-30-2003, 11:11 PM	#31
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	there is no lightbulb __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-31-2003, 02:29 AM	#33
macker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: www.FetishAssets.com Posts: 2,161	Lightbulb changing services offered! I didn't have a clue before seeing all those people changing the lightbulbs. And now, thanks to you, I can COPY you, and devalue all our efforts! Cheers boardmembers. Expect to see more lightbulb services springing up in the future! __________________ ForcedMen \| AsianViolation \| WorkMyCock \| TickleAsian \| MasturbationInstructors \| AssCleaners \| TickleTorment \| Fetish4Download (VOD) \| PantyhosePlaza \| FemaleDomination mick[at]fetishassets.com \| ICQ: 395-117

01-17-2004, 12:18 AM	#34
Grinder Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 261	It's been about six months. Time to bump this post back to the top. BUMP!

01-17-2004, 12:22 AM	#36
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000	Hahahaha I remember this thread. SEE EPIC CASH SIG. ;)

01-17-2004, 12:29 AM	#38
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Umm what about the ones claiming the patent on changing a lightbulb? __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

01-17-2004, 12:30 AM	#39
Ben-MensNiche Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 726	What's a light bulb and does it make my computer go faster? __________________ ICQ: 310539245 Email: [email protected]

01-17-2004, 12:30 AM	#40
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	It's time to bring back ketadream too. __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

01-17-2004, 02:33 AM	#41
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i am trying to think of something to do with shaving....i am too tired

01-17-2004, 02:37 AM	#42
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i have to get in on this while the getting is good. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

01-17-2004, 05:06 AM	#44
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	What is a FAQ?

01-17-2004, 05:12 AM	#45
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	un fucking beleiveable. Time to start a lightbulb changing biz

01-17-2004, 05:49 AM	#46
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	what about the people that hire offshore workers to change lightbulbs at a fraction of the cost?

01-17-2004, 05:51 AM	#47
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Mine was better: http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...ht=lightb ulb