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Juicy D. Links · 08-29-2003, 09:24 AM

I am afraid to open it

Sly_RJ · 08-29-2003, 09:27 AM

*looks at StacyCat*

EscortBiz · 08-29-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
*looks at StacyCat*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EscortBiz · 08-29-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am afraid to open it

if you recently started a corp. they might be simply sending you some paperwork

Juicy D. Links · 08-29-2003, 09:30 AM

this shit aint funnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

It not a normal envelope its a thick 9 x 11 one addressed to company not personal.

Stacykat ...meowwwwwww why?????????

Babaganoosh · 08-29-2003, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
this shit aint funnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

It not a normal envelope its a thick 9 x 11 one addressed to company not personal.

Stacykat ...meowwwwwww why?????????

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=168771

raceman · 08-29-2003, 09:42 AM

Its the "KNOCK" on the door from the IRS you wanna be scared about.............

"he he he he he"

RACEMAN

Dirty F · 08-29-2003, 09:58 AM

http://www.powersenterprises.net/How...or_Pennies.htm

nobull · 08-29-2003, 09:59 AM

i get one every quarter

Project-Shadow · 08-29-2003, 10:19 AM

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mikeeee · 08-29-2003, 10:40 AM

Just return to sender!

Juicy D. Links · 08-29-2003, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikeeee
Just return to sender!

mikeeee · 08-29-2003, 10:45 AM

I got a package from them last week, took me 2 days to open it. It was my quarterly vouchers. PAY UP basically. Thanks to Globill, IRS will have to wait till next year!

brand0n · 08-29-2003, 10:47 AM

open it you pussy, its not going anywhere

might as well face the music

smoke somethin, drink somethin, fuck somethin (insert your vice here) and open the fuckin thing

JMM · 08-29-2003, 10:47 AM

Knock on doors in your apartment complex and see if you can find a man to open it for you.

EscortBiz · 08-29-2003, 10:48 AM

They own the patent for selling books online

GrimShawn · 08-29-2003, 10:50 AM

Escortbiz and myself have released our Attack Bird on Stacycat! She are her sneaky IRS ways are not match!! We sent a few to try and confuse her!!

Stallion · 08-29-2003, 10:52 AM

was it sent certified mail?

Juicy D. Links · 08-29-2003, 10:52 AM

fuckers said they didnt get my tax shit for last year. So i gotta resend it to the morons

EscortBiz · 08-29-2003, 10:53 AM

When people here will understand the power of the bird they will stand up and bow everytime its posted

Stallion · 08-29-2003, 10:53 AM

Got one of those before. If you deal with a CPA, just let them know about it and they will handle it.

loverboy · 08-29-2003, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mikeeee
Just return to sender!

lmao

WiredGuy · 08-29-2003, 12:49 PM

I got a settlement package offer from Revenue Canada, I was not happy to say the least on the amount of money they want. Open it on Tuesday, don't let it ruin your weekend.

WG

Ic3m4nZ · 08-29-2003, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
*looks at StacyCat*

jasonir · 08-29-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I got a settlement package offer from Revenue Canada, I was not happy to say the least on the amount of money they want. Open it on Tuesday, don't let it ruin your weekend.

WG

Pay your taxes, freeloader! It's probably all your fault it takes so long to get attention in our helth care system.

WiredGuy · 08-29-2003, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
Pay your taxes, freeloader! It's probably all your fault it takes so long to get attention in our helth care system.

I did, the problem lies with GST collection process. You think I want to hand over 7% of all my sales for the past 5 years for companies all based in the USA? Bullshit, I'm fighting it.

WG

doober · 08-29-2003, 01:11 PM

Id be tripping all weekend if i didnt open that shit uP!

doober · 08-29-2003, 01:16 PM

ya you should fight it WG.
No way can they make that shit stand up, and besides your not really making sales...you making commision from sales lol.
They sign up for 2.95 you get 40$.
thats a hardly an official sale id think, more like a commission hehe.

and about the paysite route you mentioned yesterday, you can claim that only a few canadians a yr join it and pay the 7 points on a few surfers.
What they gonna do go check all the signups that went thru during the year?
actually these people have nothing to do and they prolly would..
regardless tho there has to be a way...

WiredGuy · 08-29-2003, 01:22 PM

The problem I find is the government is trying to pressure me to sign the settlement package by making it look attractive. If I cooperate and sign it, they won't charge interest, they'll waive penalties, and they'll even knock off a percentage point from the GST amount due. If I fight it, they'll become more aggressive and remove all those kickbacks.

Regardless, I've consulted with a tax lawyer and the law is a gray area for internet sales, but because I'm entirely commission based, I should not have to pay the 7%. If I had a paysite, things would be different though.

WG

Socks 4 & 5 · 08-29-2003, 01:32 PM

Somebody has to stop them

doober · 08-29-2003, 01:37 PM

Kinda sounds like acacia doest it?
Sign up today and get a discounted rate blah blah blah...
dont, and your fucked and you face 6 yrs penalty blah blah blah..

In all honesty it would be easy to take the offer and say fuck it...mind you you still have to shell out the dough which sucks.
Knowing them in a year or two they will come back with something else that youforgot to pay or something.

But like you said this is a grey area and being that you have no idea whee the sales are made and you are just receiving commissions for sales you should fight! it.
Might set some precedent but it may cost an arm to do it too..
catch 22 WG

good luck bro

WiredGuy · 08-29-2003, 01:41 PM

What I'm more worried about is if I sign it, that means I agree that I should have paid taxes and every signup from now on I must pay the 7% on. I know the sponsors won't pay an extra 7% so that means I just lost 7% of my bottom line and that's something I can't really afford to given the market conditions.

So unfortunately, I more or less have to fight it to ensure I don't lose that profit margin. My lawyer has the confidence we can win it, but it won't be cheap.

WG

directfiesta · 08-29-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
What I'm more worried about is if I sign it, that means I agree that I should have paid taxes and every signup from now on I must pay the 7% on. I know the sponsors won't pay an extra 7% so that means I just lost 7% of my bottom line and that's something I can't really afford to given the market conditions.

So unfortunately, I more or less have to fight it to ensure I don't lose that profit margin. My lawyer has the confidence we can win it, but it won't be cheap.

WG

Not that clear. ..

Let's say you would get to invoice your sponsor from the US with a look like:

22 signups at 20.00 : 420.00

Total due: $ 420.00

In this case, since he is out of the country, you have no GST tp charge and none to remit.

If on the other hand you declare that YOU generated the commission, then they say it happened in Canada and they will say that the taxes are included, so to be remitted.

Paysites ( what I own) are fucked, so now my paysite is a US corp billing in the US. I pay expenses and a salary from US corp...
Accountants are taking care of that.

PS: don't forget, after the federal gov, you will have a vist from the provincial one.

WiredGuy · 08-29-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
In this case, since he is out of the country, you have no GST tp charge and none to remit.

If on the other hand you declare that YOU generated the commission, then they say it happened in Canada and they will say that the taxes are included, so to be remitted.

Ideally, I am selling joins from my traffic to US companies. So I am performing a service for these US companies and should be exempt from collecting GST. What this auditor is trying to pull is that the SEO pages that I create was a service created in Canada and all attributed signups were generated from that service which was made in Canada. It's a grey area but I still think I'm right in not having to collect GST since the transactions that occur are made between surfers and sponsors, I am only involved in the redirection process.

WG

StacyCat · 08-29-2003, 02:06 PM

If it makes ya feel any better, I got a package from the IRS as well :-) Its in the car, I dont wanna open it.

However, im really sure with the beurocratic nature of the IRS, if they had a 24 hour turnaround, i would fall out of my chair!

And Juicy, sweetie pie, annoyance is not a crime :-)

PersianKitty · 08-29-2003, 02:08 PM

Ya notice how that kinda stuff always comes on a Friday.. usually late in the day so that it's too late to call someone and scream at them. Then you're stuck stewing about it all weekend.

GrimShawn · 08-29-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Escortbiz and myself have released our Attack Bird on Stacycat! She are her sneaky IRS ways are not match!! We sent a few to try and confuse her!!

Just got a call in from our guys, they are close to the stacycat compound, in a matter of minutes the war will begin

GrimShawn · 08-29-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat

And Juicy, sweetie pie, annoyance is not a crime :-)

A crime no, a way to not get a lot of traffic yes

Juicy D. Links · 08-29-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
If it makes ya feel any better, I got a package from the IRS as well :-) Its in the car, I dont wanna open it.

However, im really sure with the beurocratic nature of the IRS, if they had a 24 hour turnaround, i would fall out of my chair!

And Juicy, sweetie pie, annoyance is not a crime :-)

Stacy,

How bad do you want to rip my clothes off and start gobbling my thick meaty pink and tender trouser snake?

StacyCat · 08-29-2003, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Stacy,

How bad do you want to rip my clothes off and start gobbling my thick meaty pink and tender trouser snake?

Only if I can film it :-)

GrimShawn · 08-29-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat

Only if I can film it :-)

you'll get to much drool on the camera

directfiesta · 08-29-2003, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
If it makes ya feel any better, I got a package from the IRS as well

Probably the "Federal Tax Deposit Coupon Book"... I thought it was a checking book .. lol.

Well it is in fact one but made out to IRS...

KRL · 08-29-2003, 03:26 PM

If the return address has CID on it you can start to shit.

If not its routine stuff.

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	I got a settlement package offer from Revenue Canada, I was not happy to say the least on the amount of money they want. Open it on Tuesday, don't let it ruin your weekend. WG __________________ I play with Google.

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	ya you should fight it WG. No way can they make that shit stand up, and besides your not really making sales...you making commision from sales lol. They sign up for 2.95 you get 40$. thats a hardly an official sale id think, more like a commission hehe. and about the paysite route you mentioned yesterday, you can claim that only a few canadians a yr join it and pay the 7 points on a few surfers. What they gonna do go check all the signups that went thru during the year? actually these people have nothing to do and they prolly would.. regardless tho there has to be a way...

08-29-2003, 01:22 PM	#29
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	The problem I find is the government is trying to pressure me to sign the settlement package by making it look attractive. If I cooperate and sign it, they won't charge interest, they'll waive penalties, and they'll even knock off a percentage point from the GST amount due. If I fight it, they'll become more aggressive and remove all those kickbacks. Regardless, I've consulted with a tax lawyer and the law is a gray area for internet sales, but because I'm entirely commission based, I should not have to pay the 7%. If I had a paysite, things would be different though. WG __________________ I play with Google.

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doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	Kinda sounds like acacia doest it? Sign up today and get a discounted rate blah blah blah... dont, and your fucked and you face 6 yrs penalty blah blah blah.. In all honesty it would be easy to take the offer and say fuck it...mind you you still have to shell out the dough which sucks. Knowing them in a year or two they will come back with something else that youforgot to pay or something. But like you said this is a grey area and being that you have no idea whee the sales are made and you are just receiving commissions for sales you should fight! it. Might set some precedent but it may cost an arm to do it too.. catch 22 WG good luck bro

08-29-2003, 01:41 PM	#32
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	What I'm more worried about is if I sign it, that means I agree that I should have paid taxes and every signup from now on I must pay the 7% on. I know the sponsors won't pay an extra 7% so that means I just lost 7% of my bottom line and that's something I can't really afford to given the market conditions. So unfortunately, I more or less have to fight it to ensure I don't lose that profit margin. My lawyer has the confidence we can win it, but it won't be cheap. WG __________________ I play with Google.

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StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	If it makes ya feel any better, I got a package from the IRS as well :-) Its in the car, I dont wanna open it. However, im really sure with the beurocratic nature of the IRS, if they had a 24 hour turnaround, i would fall out of my chair! And Juicy, sweetie pie, annoyance is not a crime :-)

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