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SENSEX · 08-23-2003, 08:27 AM

Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?

LeoneMafia · 08-23-2003, 08:28 AM

SMG · 08-23-2003, 08:28 AM

I like using bible pages.

Juicy D. Links · 08-23-2003, 08:28 AM

AaronM · 08-23-2003, 08:31 AM

Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.

liquidmoe · 08-23-2003, 08:31 AM

You ask but you dont share, whats up with that ?

Mississippi Massa · 08-23-2003, 08:32 AM

wipe your own ass?

The Good Lord didn't invent house ******s for nothing.

dougeetx · 08-23-2003, 08:33 AM

I stand up so I can look back at my marvelous creation(s)! My wife says she stays sitting down. I guess she's scared of her poop creation! She only poops like rabbit pellets anyways! LOL!

SENSEX · 08-23-2003, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
You ask but you dont share, whats up with that ?

Well it depends, sometimes I got a little piece of shit that gets lodged and just wont fall into the toilet, so I have to stay sitting and spread my cheeks really wide and give a good wide wipe or else im wipping forever if I stand and smush it all together in between my ass cheeks. For the most part I stand.

Project-Shadow · 08-23-2003, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
wipe your own ass?

The Good Lord didn't invent house ******s for nothing.

Pipecrew · 08-23-2003, 08:37 AM

Fellow Standers!! unite!

twistyneck · 08-23-2003, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.

No kidding. The only reason I looked at this thread was to see if it had been started by a Swoit whore.

DaddyzHome · 08-23-2003, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX
How do you wipe your ass?

I wipe mine with toilet paper.

bringer · 08-23-2003, 08:57 AM

i wipe side to side

candyflip · 08-23-2003, 09:00 AM

front to back, back to front or side to side.

Makingcoin · 08-23-2003, 09:01 AM

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How to wipe your ass

Mackone · 08-23-2003, 09:21 AM

WTF???!!!

emthree · 08-23-2003, 09:23 AM

Side to side, I like to play with it first

TheJimmy · 08-23-2003, 09:38 AM

left to right like I read....

NelsonN · 08-23-2003, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX
Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?

One finger at a time while I'm standing up.

Jakke PNG · 08-23-2003, 09:40 AM

I stick a finger in my ass and showel the remaining shit out. Then I sometimes wash my finger.

08-23-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I stick a finger in my ass and showel the remaining shit out. Then I sometimes wash my finger.

you should put the "sometimes" in BOLD

Jakke PNG · 08-23-2003, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf

you should put the "sometimes" in BOLD

I feel bad for all those whose hand I shook at internext

eiht_98 · 08-23-2003, 10:22 AM

I call your mother

DarkJedi · 08-23-2003, 10:32 AM

i let my dog lick it off

X-Wing · 08-23-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.

Bunch of morons, just trying to have a bigger post count.

High Quality · 08-23-2003, 10:50 AM

back to front.

dennisthemenace · 08-23-2003, 12:10 PM

404 · 08-23-2003, 09:00 PM

mine is self-cleaning.

eddie-executive · 08-23-2003, 09:10 PM

The big splash of water that goes up my asshole after the bomb drops usually does the trick

Slick · 08-23-2003, 09:18 PM

WOW, I always wanted to ask this question, ha ha ha. I stand up to whipe my ass while my wife sits down to do it.

I always thought that I was doing it the wrong way, that I'm supposed to sit down to whipe it.

KMR Stitch · 08-23-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by SENSEX
Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?

The question is how do you get banned?

Just like...Do you stick you finger in your ass and taste it?

Ic3m4nZ · 08-23-2003, 09:23 PM

Some people have very weird fetishs

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porn addict · 08-23-2003, 11:29 PM

counter-clockwise

Hardcore J · 08-23-2003, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck

No kidding. The only reason I looked at this thread was to see if it had been started by a Swoit whore.

Bullshit!

If that was true you would have hit back after you saw it wasn't, instead of reading down far enough to quote somebody!

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-23-2003, 11:43 PM

sitting

SYNIKAL · 08-23-2003, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX
Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?

With Your Moms your moms tongue

SomeCreep · 08-24-2003, 05:04 AM

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE AFTER?!!

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