How do you wipe your ass?
 

Do you stay sitting down, or do you stand up to do it?

:Buck:

I like using bible pages.

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Why do people even post threads like this? Even on this board, it is a waste of space.

You ask but you dont share, whats up with that ? :disgust

wipe your own ass?

The Good Lord didn't invent house ******s for nothing.

I stand up so I can look back at my marvelous creation(s)! My wife says she stays sitting down. I guess she's scared of her poop creation! She only poops like rabbit pellets anyways! LOL!

Well it depends, sometimes I got a little piece of shit that gets lodged and just wont fall into the toilet, so I have to stay sitting and spread my cheeks really wide and give a good wide wipe or else im wipping forever if I stand and smush it all together in between my ass cheeks. For the most part I stand.

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Fellow Standers!! unite!

No kidding. The only reason I looked at this thread was to see if it had been started by a Swoit whore.

I wipe mine with toilet paper.

i wipe side to side

front to back, back to front or side to side.

Some people just don't understand the importance of proper ass-wiping technique. "Bah!" You might say, "I've been wiping my ass for years!" But hold on there, friend, ass wiping is an an ancient discipline, lost in this, the age of technology, where computers and machines feed our every whim. Follow the steps set forth below and free yourself from skid marks, poop stains, klingons, and all manner of unpleasant nastiness.

How to wipe your ass

:Buck:

WTF???!!! :eek7 :Hollering

Side to side, I like to play with it first :winkwink:

left to right like I read....

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One finger at a time while I'm standing up.

I stick a finger in my ass and showel the remaining shit out. Then I sometimes wash my finger.

you should put the "sometimes" in BOLD

I feel bad for all those whose hand I shook at internext :Graucho

I call your mother

i let my dog lick it off

Bunch of morons, just trying to have a bigger post count.

back to front.

mine is self-cleaning.

The big splash of water that goes up my asshole after the bomb drops usually does the trick:1orglaugh

WOW, I always wanted to ask this question, ha ha ha. I stand up to whipe my ass while my wife sits down to do it.

I always thought that I was doing it the wrong way, that I'm supposed to sit down to whipe it.

The question is how do you get banned?

Just like...Do you stick you finger in your ass and taste it?

Some people have very weird fetishs :disgust.

counter-clockwise :thumbsup

Bullshit!

If that was true you would have hit back after you saw it wasn't, instead of reading down far enough to quote somebody! :Graucho

sitting

With Your Moms your moms tongue

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE AFTER?!! :(

http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=21209&pi=3.14

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