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RedShoe · 08-21-2003, 06:07 AM

I just had the most bizarre dream, I've ever had, and it was also the most real.

In the dream I kept telling myself it was a dream, but then I would tell myself it was too real NOT to be a dream.

I've had about an hour's worth of sleep tonight, and I can't get back to sleep. After I woke up from it, I was even afraid to trust this was the reality. I immediately filmed myself describing the dream so I'd remember it later.

The theme of the dream in a nutshell is this: Invasion.

The longe version is here:
I had the feeling we were being visited at night when we were sleeping by someone trying to "creepy crawl" us. Y'know, move furniture around and take small things, shit like that. To fuck with us. I eventually caught the person, and saw that they were taking small mechanical parts to build tiny transportation devices. I didn't know what for... but it made sense.

Eventually the dream escalates to the point where Mrs. RedShoe, Baby RedShoe and I decide to leave town in the middle of the night. As we are driving away we see really strange looking crafts with lasers beaming down into houses. First just one or two, then more, and more, then over EVERY house for as far as we could see.

Eventually we made it up north where we saw the mother setup. There was a huge mechanical structure, maybe 50 stories tall (on farm land with nothing else of equal size, theis thing was a huge mechanical arm type of device. It had a drill on one end churning a big ass hole in the ground. I figured they were mining something.

In time our gov't told us that the alien ships were here to help us. They would show us technological advances in exchange for the materials they needed. And that they would even hire us to mine it for them. Suddenly there were backho operators coming out of the woodwork, and were even having backho contests.

We still knew that it was all bullshit, and that after they came for what they wanted they were going to destroy the planet.

I ended up trapped under a backho and in a panic flung myself awake.

What the fuck does that mean? I was so panicked because I didn't want them to take our daughter. The dream was incredibly real. I remember the feel of things, I remember the colors very vividly, I remember the way things smelled... and I don't think any of that is possible. It was so real...

KRL · 08-21-2003, 06:09 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-21-2003, 06:11 AM

pr0 · 08-21-2003, 06:42 AM

thats pretty crazy, you could write a book on that one

Schwick · 08-21-2003, 06:42 AM

I read once that if you apply pressure to certain areas of the body while sleeping, that across the board people will have the same types of dreams.

ldinternet · 08-21-2003, 06:44 AM

Am I the only one that can see an outline of a face in the layout of Redshoes text?

FATPad · 08-21-2003, 06:45 AM

It means Mrs Redshoe is trying to invade your butt with a dildo while you're sleeping.

Creepy crawly, invasions, backhos, promises of extreme gratification or advancement that you know are bullshit. Think about it.

integrated · 08-21-2003, 06:48 AM

dude you just had a lucid dream

http://www.lucidity.com/LucidDreamingFAQ2.html#LD

dana · 08-21-2003, 06:48 AM

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Originally posted by IMP^or^SNiTL.e

Hahaha, sounds like me!!!!!!

ControlThy · 08-21-2003, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
Am I the only one that can see an outline of a face in the layout of Redshoes text?

Well.... yeah ;-)

BVF · 08-21-2003, 06:58 AM

Two nights ago I had a dream that I was at the Las Vegas convention and I met Bob Guccione, the dude who ran Penthouse. I then end up missing the last night of the show because he flys me and some of his friends in his private jet to a secret location. I didn't know where in the fuck I was, but I knew I was hundreds of miles away. Then we have a banquet but time flew back to the 70's when Bob was younger and Penthouse was booming. I was then snoozing with all of the major old school magazine pornographers.......Then all of a sudden I was back in Las Vegas for the last night of the show. I wanted to show my two femalel roomates that I had just met Bob Guccione...We passed him in the hallway, I said wassup and he just brushed me off..He seemed to be really upset..It wasn't the 70's anymore and he looked old and frail like he does now...

Then I had a dream a week ago where I was at a porn convention but I didn't know if it was Florida or Las Vegas. I just know some tall italian dude was walking me around introducing me to all of the big people in porn. But the thing was that the italian dude was a human form of Satan and everybody in the industry knew it but nobody cared because everybody wanted to kiss his ass and be his friend. I can't remember much about that dream but it was around 4 in the morning and me and satan went down to one of the hotel convention rooms to eat and they told us that there wasn't any food left and I was pissed....

two very strange dreams

Project-Shadow · 08-21-2003, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by IMP^or^SNiTL.e

What series is that from?
It looks like Mahoromatic... or maybe Fruits?

Do tell :P

ldinternet · 08-21-2003, 07:44 AM

Perhaps I'm reading too much into this, but the space between the letters resemble the shape of a head (or at least, alien-like head)...

<img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe2.jpg">

Notice how the red line fits almost perfectly between the letters and lines? Start at "middle", the follow dowards to "beaming" and "for", all the way down to "contests", then back up between "there", "the" and "ships", and continue upwards...

<img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe.jpg" border="2">

Move further away from your monitor if you can't see it.

Or maybe i'm reading too much into this.

AdultNex · 08-21-2003, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
Perhaps I'm reading too much into this, but the space between the letters resemble the shape of a head (or at least, alien-like head)...

<img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe2.jpg">

Notice how the red line fits almost perfectly between the letters and lines? Start at "middle", the follow dowards to "beaming" and "for", all the way down to "contests", then back up between "there", "the" and "ships", and continue upwards...

<img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe.jpg" border="2">

Move further away from your monitor if you can't see it.

Or maybe i'm reading too much into this.

Oh boy, you're reading too much into it. It's just an distorted circle...

ldinternet · 08-21-2003, 07:57 AM

Yes, I know... although it really stood out to me.

angeleyes · 08-21-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by integrated
dude you just had a lucid dream

http://www.lucidity.com/LucidDreamingFAQ2.html#LD

True Lucid dreaming is when you know you are dreaming and can control every aspect of your dream (who is in it, what you are doing, where you are). I highly doubt redshoes decided to get run over by a backho. I've read many articles that contradict that websites definition of lucid dreaming.

Redshoes.... You can get really good books about this written by Patricia Garfield. I did a very extensive paper on the meaning of dreams in college. Hit me up on ICQ if you want to.

goBigtime · 08-21-2003, 08:09 AM

My friend said you just caught a glimpse of the future.

She said something about multiple plains of existence & how you visited a future plain...

It's strange though... shes this very spiritual person. Does tarot readings and stufff... but she doesn't really believe in aliens. So for her to say that you were visiting the future with alien mining operations is kind of interesting.

goBigtime · 08-21-2003, 08:13 AM

Anyway go rent this DVD...

Waking Life

angeleyes · 08-21-2003, 08:21 AM

IN ORDER of their occurrences in your dream:

Dreaming that you have been robbed indicates that you are experiencing an identity crisis or you are suffering some sort of loss in your life. Alternatively, you may feel that someone has stolen your success or has taken credit for something you did.

The traveling to the site: Dreaming that you are traveling through an unknown area indicates the lurking of your rivals.

Seeing construction or large operational sites in your dream means a new surge of energy, ambition and renewed confidence. It may also represent the rebuilding of your own life

The aliens: When you dream that you are surrounded by aliens is an indication that you might be finding some difficulties ajusting to a new environment, new people or a new job.

Any new changes in your life?

RedShoe · 08-21-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
IN ORDER of their occurrences in your dream:

Dreaming that you have been robbed indicates that you are experiencing an identity crisis or you are suffering some sort of loss in your life. Alternatively, you may feel that someone has stolen your success or has taken credit for something you did.

The traveling to the site: Dreaming that you are traveling through an unknown area indicates the lurking of your rivals.

Seeing construction or large operational sites in your dream means a new surge of energy, ambition and renewed confidence. It may also represent the rebuilding of your own life

The aliens: When you dream that you are surrounded by aliens is an indication that you might be finding some difficulties ajusting to a new environment, new people or a new job.

Any new changes in your life?

Very insightful. Thanks.

NBDesign · 08-21-2003, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

I ended up trapped under a backho

I called the dream police.. they will be there to help you soon

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Dream interpreter Wanted I just had the most bizarre dream, I've ever had, and it was also the most real. In the dream I kept telling myself it was a dream, but then I would tell myself it was too real NOT to be a dream. I've had about an hour's worth of sleep tonight, and I can't get back to sleep. After I woke up from it, I was even afraid to trust this was the reality. I immediately filmed myself describing the dream so I'd remember it later. The theme of the dream in a nutshell is this: Invasion. The longe version is here: I had the feeling we were being visited at night when we were sleeping by someone trying to "creepy crawl" us. Y'know, move furniture around and take small things, shit like that. To fuck with us. I eventually caught the person, and saw that they were taking small mechanical parts to build tiny transportation devices. I didn't know what for... but it made sense. Eventually the dream escalates to the point where Mrs. RedShoe, Baby RedShoe and I decide to leave town in the middle of the night. As we are driving away we see really strange looking crafts with lasers beaming down into houses. First just one or two, then more, and more, then over EVERY house for as far as we could see. Eventually we made it up north where we saw the mother setup. There was a huge mechanical structure, maybe 50 stories tall (on farm land with nothing else of equal size, theis thing was a huge mechanical arm type of device. It had a drill on one end churning a big ass hole in the ground. I figured they were mining something. In time our gov't told us that the alien ships were here to help us. They would show us technological advances in exchange for the materials they needed. And that they would even hire us to mine it for them. Suddenly there were backho operators coming out of the woodwork, and were even having backho contests. We still knew that it was all bullshit, and that after they came for what they wanted they were going to destroy the planet. I ended up trapped under a backho and in a panic flung myself awake. What the fuck does that mean? I was so panicked because I didn't want them to take our daughter. The dream was incredibly real. I remember the feel of things, I remember the colors very vividly, I remember the way things smelled... and I don't think any of that is possible. It was so real... __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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Schwick Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Right here, right now. Posts: 543	I read once that if you apply pressure to certain areas of the body while sleeping, that across the board people will have the same types of dreams.

08-21-2003, 06:44 AM	#6
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Am I the only one that can see an outline of a face in the layout of Redshoes text?

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BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Two nights ago I had a dream that I was at the Las Vegas convention and I met Bob Guccione, the dude who ran Penthouse. I then end up missing the last night of the show because he flys me and some of his friends in his private jet to a secret location. I didn't know where in the fuck I was, but I knew I was hundreds of miles away. Then we have a banquet but time flew back to the 70's when Bob was younger and Penthouse was booming. I was then snoozing with all of the major old school magazine pornographers.......Then all of a sudden I was back in Las Vegas for the last night of the show. I wanted to show my two femalel roomates that I had just met Bob Guccione...We passed him in the hallway, I said wassup and he just brushed me off..He seemed to be really upset..It wasn't the 70's anymore and he looked old and frail like he does now... Then I had a dream a week ago where I was at a porn convention but I didn't know if it was Florida or Las Vegas. I just know some tall italian dude was walking me around introducing me to all of the big people in porn. But the thing was that the italian dude was a human form of Satan and everybody in the industry knew it but nobody cared because everybody wanted to kiss his ass and be his friend. I can't remember much about that dream but it was around 4 in the morning and me and satan went down to one of the hotel convention rooms to eat and they told us that there wasn't any food left and I was pissed.... two very strange dreams __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

08-21-2003, 07:44 AM	#13
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Perhaps I'm reading too much into this, but the space between the letters resemble the shape of a head (or at least, alien-like head)... <img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe2.jpg"> Notice how the red line fits almost perfectly between the letters and lines? Start at "middle", the follow dowards to "beaming" and "for", all the way down to "contests", then back up between "there", "the" and "ships", and continue upwards... <img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/redshoe.jpg" border="2"> Move further away from your monitor if you can't see it. Or maybe i'm reading too much into this.

08-21-2003, 07:57 AM	#15
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Yes, I know... although it really stood out to me.

08-21-2003, 08:09 AM	#17
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	My friend said you just caught a glimpse of the future. She said something about multiple plains of existence & how you visited a future plain... It's strange though... shes this very spiritual person. Does tarot readings and stufff... but she doesn't really believe in aliens. So for her to say that you were visiting the future with alien mining operations is kind of interesting.

08-21-2003, 08:13 AM	#18
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Anyway go rent this DVD... Waking Life

08-21-2003, 08:21 AM	#19
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