Pre-historic man had it so much easier than modern man - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 08-19-2003, 01:50 PM

Take women for example. First of all, I have to look presentable enough to get her number. Then, I wine her and dine her, pour on the charm, drop several bills every date and maybe (big MAYBE) I might get my dick wet. What did pre-historic man do? Find a stick, find a woman. Hit woman over the head with said stick. Have your buddies fend off her relatives while you rape her. Done!

And food and shelter. If you think of everything we have to do for a sandwich and rent money. Demeaning ?yes men? jobs, working day in and day out for the man. We had to invent the word ?vacation? and ?hike? because it?s so rare. Pre-historic man hiked all the time.

Sure his average life span was 27, but if you factor in how many cumulative years we spend watching TV, we haven?t gained all that much.

Doctor Dre · 08-19-2003, 02:05 PM

You must be kidding right ?

I wouldn't be able to rape a chick for 1

2nd tv is cool

3rd If you do it right you can get your dick wet cheap and often :P

SexxxyChat-T · 08-19-2003, 02:46 PM

I'll take modern man lifestyle over caveman... having to chase down and kill your food with spears and stone arrows and shit isn't my thing.

Not to mention there was no anti-septics, so if you got a deep cut, you had to stick leaves and shit in it or you'd get infected and die...

Your teeth rotted out of your skull too...

Blarg!

beemk · 08-19-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Then, I wine her and dine her, pour on the charm, drop several bills every date and maybe (big MAYBE) I might get my dick wet.

you need to find some new girls. find the sluts like i do. they are just a booty call away.

i dont see the appeal to raping a girl. i would rather have a girl thats concious, misewell get a blowup doll if thats what you want.

polish_aristocrat · 08-19-2003, 03:07 PM

The adult biz is similar to pre-historic times.
Only the strongest and the smartest can succeed.

08-19-2003, 01:50 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Pre-historic man had it so much easier than modern man Take women for example. First of all, I have to look presentable enough to get her number. Then, I wine her and dine her, pour on the charm, drop several bills every date and maybe (big MAYBE) I might get my dick wet. What did pre-historic man do? Find a stick, find a woman. Hit woman over the head with said stick. Have your buddies fend off her relatives while you rape her. Done! And food and shelter. If you think of everything we have to do for a sandwich and rent money. Demeaning ?yes men? jobs, working day in and day out for the man. We had to invent the word ?vacation? and ?hike? because it?s so rare. Pre-historic man hiked all the time. Sure his average life span was 27, but if you factor in how many cumulative years we spend watching TV, we haven?t gained all that much.

08-19-2003, 02:46 PM	#3
SexxxyChat-T Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 697	I'll take modern man lifestyle over caveman... having to chase down and kill your food with spears and stone arrows and shit isn't my thing. Not to mention there was no anti-septics, so if you got a deep cut, you had to stick leaves and shit in it or you'd get infected and die... Your teeth rotted out of your skull too... Blarg! __________________ Need more cowbell? Then offer SexxxyChat live webcam feeds to your customers! Make up to 35% of all sales, $30 on first purchase, or $10 per signup

08-19-2003, 03:07 PM	#5
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	The adult biz is similar to pre-historic times. Only the strongest and the smartest can succeed. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.