Pre-historic man had it so much easier than modern man
 

Take women for example. First of all, I have to look presentable enough to get her number. Then, I wine her and dine her, pour on the charm, drop several bills every date and maybe (big MAYBE) I might get my dick wet. What did pre-historic man do? Find a stick, find a woman. Hit woman over the head with said stick. Have your buddies fend off her relatives while you rape her. Done!

And food and shelter. If you think of everything we have to do for a sandwich and rent money. Demeaning ?yes men? jobs, working day in and day out for the man. We had to invent the word ?vacation? and ?hike? because it?s so rare. Pre-historic man hiked all the time.

Sure his average life span was 27, but if you factor in how many cumulative years we spend watching TV, we haven?t gained all that much.

You must be kidding right ?

I wouldn't be able to rape a chick for 1

2nd tv is cool

3rd If you do it right you can get your dick wet cheap and often :P

I'll take modern man lifestyle over caveman... having to chase down and kill your food with spears and stone arrows and shit isn't my thing.

Not to mention there was no anti-septics, so if you got a deep cut, you had to stick leaves and shit in it or you'd get infected and die...

Your teeth rotted out of your skull too...

Blarg!

you need to find some new girls. find the sluts like i do. they are just a booty call away.

i dont see the appeal to raping a girl. i would rather have a girl thats concious, misewell get a blowup doll if thats what you want.

The adult biz is similar to pre-historic times.
Only the strongest and the smartest can succeed.