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Pre-historic man had it so much easier than modern man
Take women for example. First of all, I have to look presentable enough to get her number. Then, I wine her and dine her, pour on the charm, drop several bills every date and maybe (big MAYBE) I might get my dick wet. What did pre-historic man do? Find a stick, find a woman. Hit woman over the head with said stick. Have your buddies fend off her relatives while you rape her. Done!
And food and shelter. If you think of everything we have to do for a sandwich and rent money. Demeaning ?yes men? jobs, working day in and day out for the man. We had to invent the word ?vacation? and ?hike? because it?s so rare. Pre-historic man hiked all the time.
Sure his average life span was 27, but if you factor in how many cumulative years we spend watching TV, we haven?t gained all that much.
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