What was your worst Fuck-Up ever ? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 08-15-2003, 02:21 PM

I was 13 and was playing around in my uncle's pickup truck while it was parked in our driveway. The driveway had a slight slope to it, and whilst fucking around I disengaged the parking brake. The truck started rolling. I panicked and jumped out.

An old black guy who was our yard man dropped his rake and hobbled toward the truck to try to do something. He tried to reach in for the brake but he fell and the rear tire rolled over his already festering foot. He's on the ground moaning.

I'm watching this all in a daze from behind the bushes. The truck picks up speed as it curves down the driveway, then rams into the back of my dad's gleaming BMW, which lurches forward and crumples in the closed door of our garage.

Finally everything comes to a stop.

The yard man almost lost his foot. A few years later he said he forgave me. My dad never left me off the hook for the accident. He still brings it up whenever I'm about to make a big move in life. Always finds a way to remind me of my big fuck up.

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 02:25 PM

When I was 12 I stole ~2k cash from my mom.

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:25 PM

im sure there have been many worst ones since then, but this is the one time i regret most ...

when i was about 9yrs old i told my grandfather i hated his fucking guts and wished he were dead.

the sad part is, i really meant it at the time.

he did so much for me, raised me from when i was a child and shit, completely took care of me.

now he has passed away in 2000, and i regret that moment every day.

so that may not be a "fuck up", but it sure is one moment id love to kick out from under me.

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:26 PM

hmm then there was the time i was very young, i was in 1st grade i remember ....

my uncle who lived with us owned a gas station, and kept big bags of money in the house.

I took a bag and gave it all away at school.

turned out to be about $6k in the bag.

he got most of it back, but its still a major fuck up ...

DarkJedi · 08-15-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
i am a gay homosexual

did he ever fiddle with your pee-pee ?

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:28 PM

then there was the time i was about 7yrs old or so.

i mentioned my uncle owned a gas station?

well, i used to envy him ....

one day i yanked the garden hose around to the front, and "filled up" his brand new town car.

needless to say it needed major motor work and he was pissed.

polish_aristocrat · 08-15-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
hmm then there was the time i was very young, i was in 1st grade i remember ....

my uncle who lived with us owned a gas station, and kept big bags of money in the house.

I took a bag and gave it all away at school.

turned out to be about $6k in the bag.

he got most of it back, but its still a major fuck up ...

LOL !

eroswebmaster · 08-15-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
hmm then there was the time i was very young, i was in 1st grade i remember ....

my uncle who lived with us owned a gas station, and kept big bags of money in the house.

I took a bag and gave it all away at school.

turned out to be about $6k in the bag.

he got most of it back, but its still a major fuck up ...

LOL

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:30 PM

then there was the time when my brother ratted on me for doing something (i think sneaking out?)

well, i lit him on fire and locked him in his room.

pretty big fuckup ...

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:31 PM

hmm then there was a time i cought my mom and dad watching an "adult movie" in the living room, they sent me to bed and spanked me for disturbing them.

next morning i dumped a bottle of Absolute into the VCR and it ruined it.

pretty big fuckup ...

lil2rich4u2 · 08-15-2003, 02:32 PM

then there was the time, i ....

ahh fuckit, nobody cares lol

later

invza1 · 08-15-2003, 02:32 PM

My Worst Fuck Up?

Don't read this if you love Mustangs.....

On 11/3/97 I bought a brand new 96 Mustang Cobra Convertible. On 11/12/97 less than 10 days later. I'm doing about 110mph on the Interstate heavy construction, weaving through cars, and theres a gap between two cars that I figure if i go a little faster I could make it-So I drop down. already doing 110mph, into 3rd gear. Zoom! 125mph...I made the gap, then my backend fishtailed I lost control of the car I was completely horiziontal with the direction of oncoming traffic. Then I spin the other way Rear End hit the wall, the impact spun me in the opposite direction and front end hits the wall - a total of 1,2,3,4, 5 times by the time smoke cleared my front bumper was about 1/4 mile behind my car.

I didnt even go to the hospital. There was blood on the airbag but I was fine, even if I was hurt I was so worried about my car that I wouldnt have felt a thing......Witnesses were amazed that I was even alive. I hopped right and started asking "Is it totaled?"

That's the worst fuckup ever...People at the job were still telling me nice Mustang - and didnt even realized I had totaled it.

Single car accident by the way-I was lucky for that......

Tipsy · 08-15-2003, 02:37 PM

Mine's simple - not doing 5 years ago the stuff that I now do to make money from this. Had I done so I'd now be somewhere very tropical.

Elli · 08-15-2003, 02:38 PM

I won't say mine, but I'll tell my significant other's.

He was backing up his dad's 1967 Chevy Pickup (totally restored and with a brand new sparkle blue paint job) down the driveway. It was a short run, just to get the garage door open, so he was leaning out the driver's door to look backwards. However, the light post (cement blocks about 2' square) caught the door and BENT IT all the way forward. His dad was right there and saw the whole thing.

Ahhh that was a long night. We all survived, though. And the truck is feeling much better now.

DarkJedi · 08-15-2003, 02:38 PM

we have a winner !

invza1

invza1 · 08-15-2003, 02:43 PM

DarkJedi-

This was one honor I wish I couldnt win

Vasocongestion · 08-15-2003, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

Quote:

then there was the time, i ....

ahh fuckit, nobody cares lol

later

and then this time at bandcamp...

69pornlinks · 08-15-2003, 02:48 PM

i don't fuck-up,i use a different username on evry board i post on

Kanoealoha · 08-15-2003, 02:49 PM

Well, according to my parents it was when I started having sex...

According to me...getting married @ 17 and divorced @ 21

69pornlinks · 08-15-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
When I was 12 I stole ~2k cash from my mom.

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 02:51 PM

Likewhoa, Inc.

Nate-MM2 · 08-15-2003, 02:53 PM

Made CrimeStopper posters of my vice principal in Jr. High for 'Wanted: Known Pedophile' looked completely legit, logo, photograph, right phone number & everything.

They got passed around at school.... needless to say, me & my friends were caught pretty quickly.

polish_aristocrat · 08-15-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
When I was 12 I stole ~2k cash from my mom.

Now you should give it back

Angry American · 08-15-2003, 03:08 PM

When I was younger and got my first bb gun In was shooting cars going down the street, no big deal the bb would just make a ping noise and bounce off! Fun shit when your a young lad with nothing to do growing up in the country! Anyway I shot the rifle at this car going down the road and the lady's window was down and I shot her in the face. As she swerved, (because it obviously hurt like hell) she hit a van coming the opposite direction head on!
I was the only one that saw it happen, and I was hiding in a tree no less than 100 feet from the accident. The police and ambulance came and went and I didn't move from that tree until it was dark. Nobody knows that story unless you grew up with me so enjoy!

I still feel bad about that.

easyfun · 08-15-2003, 03:09 PM

Answering an email from a hard up guy called Swawynsky - The C_U_N_T ripped me off for thousands and set up sunnydollars
But iz goin to break his fukn' asshole in ten

MarkTiarra · 08-15-2003, 03:10 PM

Not building a paysite in 97.

Not appreciating a total sex fiend girlfriend while I was with 'er.

Farting in 7th grade Spanish. Really loudly!

Jakke PNG · 08-15-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

Now you should give it back

LOL. I was caught like 3 days later, and I have since paid it back. Of course.

DeanCapture · 08-15-2003, 03:13 PM

My worst fuck-up ever?

Hahaahaah - don't even get me started!

KMR Stitch · 08-15-2003, 03:22 PM

My worst fuckup?

I diden't pull out. j/k Kristy <3

<--daddy.

Vasocongestion · 08-15-2003, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra

Quote:

Not appreciating a total sex fiend girlfriend while I was with 'er.

Hmm... Start taking notes, guys!

MattB · 08-15-2003, 03:40 PM

My friend and I were driving around during the summer throwing lit fire crackers at people and shooting pop bottle rockets at them. My friend chucked one firecracker at this guy bent over in front of his house changing a tire on his pickup and it went right down the crack of his ass and exploded. I looked in the rear view mirror and the guy was jumping around in pain. He got in another car and was chasing us around town trying to ram us with his junker car. We got away from him but he came to my house the next day....in his sherriff's deputy car. D'OH!!! Wouldnt rat my friend out so I spent the rest of the summer washing busses and doing other community service without him....fucker.

That sucked but was worth it.

Matt M · 08-15-2003, 03:42 PM

Mine, was hanging out with Matt B one summer....

KRL · 08-15-2003, 04:05 PM

My father had just gotten a new Italian sports car and was on a trip. He specifically told my brother and I not to even get near it while he was away. And of course we didn't listen to him. We snatched the keys just wanting to start the engine and pretend we were driving. We didn't understand gears and clutches yet so when we turned on the ignition we didn't realize it was in 1st gear. It popped forward right into the wall of the garage and we naturally shit in our pants thinking oh god we're totally fucked now.

Of course we both did the famous brotherly, "He did it" when my dad returned.

Preacher · 08-15-2003, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angry American
When I was younger and got my first bb gun In was shooting cars going down the street, no big deal the bb would just make a ping noise and bounce off! Fun shit when your a young lad with nothing to do growing up in the country! Anyway I shot the rifle at this car going down the road and the lady's window was down and I shot her in the face. As she swerved, (because it obviously hurt like hell) she hit a van coming the opposite direction head on!
I was the only one that saw it happen, and I was hiding in a tree no less than 100 feet from the accident. The police and ambulance came and went and I didn't move from that tree until it was dark. Nobody knows that story unless you grew up with me so enjoy!

I still feel bad about that.

Damn, that's fucked up!!!! Do you know if she was seriously injured or something? Damn...

BlackCrayon · 08-15-2003, 07:11 PM

thinking the only girl i ever really loved would come back to me when i really should of went after her :-(

DrewKole · 08-15-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
I was 13 and was playing around in my uncle's pickup truck while it was parked in our driveway. The driveway had a slight slope to it, and whilst fucking around I disengaged the parking brake. The truck started rolling. I panicked and jumped out.

An old black guy who was our yard man dropped his rake and hobbled toward the truck to try to do something. He tried to reach in for the brake but he fell and the rear tire rolled over his already festering foot. He's on the ground moaning.

I'm watching this all in a daze from behind the bushes. The truck picks up speed as it curves down the driveway, then rams into the back of my dad's gleaming BMW, which lurches forward and crumples in the closed door of our garage.

Finally everything comes to a stop.

The yard man almost lost his foot. A few years later he said he forgave me. My dad never left me off the hook for the accident. He still brings it up whenever I'm about to make a big move in life. Always finds a way to remind me of my big fuck up.

Eh, give your dad time to get over it man..

Hell, it was only what... 2 years ago?

Quote:

I was 13

LeeNoga · 08-15-2003, 08:50 PM

Got a ton of fuck-ups but its the FIRST one that ya remember the best, kinda like the way you feel about your first love...

Was 17, borrowed the car from the folks and two of us girls went to this rural bar in the middle of no where to see this bartender elderly man of my 17 y.o. friend. It was all wooded and deserted and as we pulled up he came from behind a tree and pointed a shotgun straight at my windshield.

I fished tailed and drove past him to get out of compound and he shot into the car as we passed by him.

We called police because no way could I explain the shot gun million holes in the car, and we picked a different story to where it happend and how it happend.

The fuck up was, who would have thought they would do more than a report? We didn't. They brought out forensics and dogs and tried to re-create the scene based on our story.

Problem was the holes in the car did not match what they re-created. The dogs found no scents, they found no shotgun casings etc.

We were SO busted.

But held to our story nevertheless, and they called the folks since we were minors and let them know how severely we should be punished for filing a false report.

We never changed our story, and one Iday think I will have to sit Dad down and come clean 30 years later :-))

brand0n · 08-15-2003, 09:11 PM

i was 15 years old and sold 500 hits of lsd to an undercover cop, if i wasent a minor when it happened, id still be sittin in jail

Pipecrew · 08-15-2003, 09:21 PM

Dressing up like a maid at the Diplomat, breaking into Teengodfathers room and stealing 1000 dollars..

Pipecrew · 08-15-2003, 09:24 PM

I remember one now....

Grade 8 science, we were playing with some Acid type stuff, and this kid came up and sprayed some on my hand, It burnt me like a bitch and I was freaking out, it was starting to swell and everything. So I waited like 5 minutes and went to spray him with acid, but he looked up and I got it in his eye... The whole class was horrified, the kid was screaming at the top of his lungs, the teacher tried using those little "eye wash" stations but it didnt do shit, ambulance and the 9 yards....

Not sure what happened to the kid, I wasnt around for much longer

Morgan · 08-15-2003, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
My father had just gotten a new Italian sports car and was on a trip. He specifically told my brother and I not to even get near it while he was away. And of course we didn't listen to him. We snatched the keys just wanting to start the engine and pretend we were driving. We didn't understand gears and clutches yet so when we turned on the ignition we didn't realize it was in 1st gear. It popped forward right into the wall of the garage and we naturally shit in our pants thinking oh god we're totally fucked now.

Of course we both did the famous brotherly, "He did it" when my dad returned.

I guess "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" hadnt come out yet.

HEARTBREAKER · 08-15-2003, 09:37 PM

i don't remember a thing i did in the past that i think is worst and isn't worth of forgeting.

MuleScrote · 08-15-2003, 09:40 PM

Come on lil2rich, I'm sure you could boost your postcount in this thread.

Keep em coming!!

08-15-2003, 02:21 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	What was your worst Fuck-Up ever ? I was 13 and was playing around in my uncle's pickup truck while it was parked in our driveway. The driveway had a slight slope to it, and whilst fucking around I disengaged the parking brake. The truck started rolling. I panicked and jumped out. An old black guy who was our yard man dropped his rake and hobbled toward the truck to try to do something. He tried to reach in for the brake but he fell and the rear tire rolled over his already festering foot. He's on the ground moaning. I'm watching this all in a daze from behind the bushes. The truck picks up speed as it curves down the driveway, then rams into the back of my dad's gleaming BMW, which lurches forward and crumples in the closed door of our garage. Finally everything comes to a stop. The yard man almost lost his foot. A few years later he said he forgave me. My dad never left me off the hook for the accident. He still brings it up whenever I'm about to make a big move in life. Always finds a way to remind me of my big fuck up.

08-15-2003, 02:25 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	When I was 12 I stole ~2k cash from my mom. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-15-2003, 02:25 PM	#3
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	im sure there have been many worst ones since then, but this is the one time i regret most ... when i was about 9yrs old i told my grandfather i hated his fucking guts and wished he were dead. the sad part is, i really meant it at the time. he did so much for me, raised me from when i was a child and shit, completely took care of me. now he has passed away in 2000, and i regret that moment every day. so that may not be a "fuck up", but it sure is one moment id love to kick out from under me. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:26 PM	#4
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	hmm then there was the time i was very young, i was in 1st grade i remember .... my uncle who lived with us owned a gas station, and kept big bags of money in the house. I took a bag and gave it all away at school. turned out to be about $6k in the bag. he got most of it back, but its still a major fuck up ... __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:28 PM	#6
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	then there was the time i was about 7yrs old or so. i mentioned my uncle owned a gas station? well, i used to envy him .... one day i yanked the garden hose around to the front, and "filled up" his brand new town car. needless to say it needed major motor work and he was pissed. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:30 PM	#9
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	then there was the time when my brother ratted on me for doing something (i think sneaking out?) well, i lit him on fire and locked him in his room. pretty big fuckup ... __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:31 PM	#10
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	hmm then there was a time i cought my mom and dad watching an "adult movie" in the living room, they sent me to bed and spanked me for disturbing them. next morning i dumped a bottle of Absolute into the VCR and it ruined it. pretty big fuckup ... __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:32 PM	#11
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	then there was the time, i .... ahh fuckit, nobody cares lol later __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

08-15-2003, 02:32 PM	#12
invza1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: US Posts: 44	My Worst Fuck Up? Don't read this if you love Mustangs..... On 11/3/97 I bought a brand new 96 Mustang Cobra Convertible. On 11/12/97 less than 10 days later. I'm doing about 110mph on the Interstate heavy construction, weaving through cars, and theres a gap between two cars that I figure if i go a little faster I could make it-So I drop down. already doing 110mph, into 3rd gear. Zoom! 125mph...I made the gap, then my backend fishtailed I lost control of the car I was completely horiziontal with the direction of oncoming traffic. Then I spin the other way Rear End hit the wall, the impact spun me in the opposite direction and front end hits the wall - a total of 1,2,3,4, 5 times by the time smoke cleared my front bumper was about 1/4 mile behind my car. I didnt even go to the hospital. There was blood on the airbag but I was fine, even if I was hurt I was so worried about my car that I wouldnt have felt a thing......Witnesses were amazed that I was even alive. I hopped right and started asking "Is it totaled?" That's the worst fuckup ever...People at the job were still telling me nice Mustang - and didnt even realized I had totaled it. Single car accident by the way-I was lucky for that......

08-15-2003, 02:37 PM	#13
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Mine's simple - not doing 5 years ago the stuff that I now do to make money from this. Had I done so I'd now be somewhere very tropical. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

08-15-2003, 02:38 PM	#14
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I won't say mine, but I'll tell my significant other's. He was backing up his dad's 1967 Chevy Pickup (totally restored and with a brand new sparkle blue paint job) down the driveway. It was a short run, just to get the garage door open, so he was leaning out the driver's door to look backwards. However, the light post (cement blocks about 2' square) caught the door and BENT IT all the way forward. His dad was right there and saw the whole thing. Ahhh that was a long night. We all survived, though. And the truck is feeling much better now. __________________ email: [email protected]

08-15-2003, 02:43 PM	#16
invza1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: US Posts: 44	DarkJedi- This was one honor I wish I couldnt win

08-15-2003, 02:48 PM	#18
69pornlinks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Heranus Posts: 5,560	i don't fuck-up,i use a different username on evry board i post on

08-15-2003, 02:49 PM	#19
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08-15-2003, 02:51 PM	#21
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08-15-2003, 02:53 PM	#22
Nate-MM2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver, CANADA Posts: 263	Made CrimeStopper posters of my vice principal in Jr. High for 'Wanted: Known Pedophile' looked completely legit, logo, photograph, right phone number & everything. They got passed around at school.... needless to say, me & my friends were caught pretty quickly.

08-15-2003, 03:08 PM	#24
Angry American Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 245	When I was younger and got my first bb gun In was shooting cars going down the street, no big deal the bb would just make a ping noise and bounce off! Fun shit when your a young lad with nothing to do growing up in the country! Anyway I shot the rifle at this car going down the road and the lady's window was down and I shot her in the face. As she swerved, (because it obviously hurt like hell) she hit a van coming the opposite direction head on! I was the only one that saw it happen, and I was hiding in a tree no less than 100 feet from the accident. The police and ambulance came and went and I didn't move from that tree until it was dark. Nobody knows that story unless you grew up with me so enjoy! I still feel bad about that. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-15-2003, 03:09 PM	#25
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08-15-2003, 03:10 PM	#26
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	Not building a paysite in 97. Not appreciating a total sex fiend girlfriend while I was with 'er. Farting in 7th grade Spanish. Really loudly! __________________ Retired Pornosticator

08-15-2003, 03:13 PM	#28
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	My worst fuck-up ever? Hahaahaah - don't even get me started! __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

08-15-2003, 03:22 PM	#29
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	My worst fuckup? I diden't pull out. j/k Kristy <3 <--daddy.

08-15-2003, 03:40 PM	#31
MattB Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ, CO, NV, CA, MT Posts: 191	My friend and I were driving around during the summer throwing lit fire crackers at people and shooting pop bottle rockets at them. My friend chucked one firecracker at this guy bent over in front of his house changing a tire on his pickup and it went right down the crack of his ass and exploded. I looked in the rear view mirror and the guy was jumping around in pain. He got in another car and was chasing us around town trying to ram us with his junker car. We got away from him but he came to my house the next day....in his sherriff's deputy car. D'OH!!! Wouldnt rat my friend out so I spent the rest of the summer washing busses and doing other community service without him....fucker. That sucked but was worth it. __________________ ARC Rewards Coming soon!

08-15-2003, 03:42 PM	#32
Matt M Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Beach Posts: 738	Mine, was hanging out with Matt B one summer.... __________________ No Thanks, I have my own...... ICQ: 156837862

08-15-2003, 04:05 PM	#33
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	My father had just gotten a new Italian sports car and was on a trip. He specifically told my brother and I not to even get near it while he was away. And of course we didn't listen to him. We snatched the keys just wanting to start the engine and pretend we were driving. We didn't understand gears and clutches yet so when we turned on the ignition we didn't realize it was in 1st gear. It popped forward right into the wall of the garage and we naturally shit in our pants thinking oh god we're totally fucked now. Of course we both did the famous brotherly, "He did it" when my dad returned. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

08-15-2003, 07:11 PM	#35
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	thinking the only girl i ever really loved would come back to me when i really should of went after her :-( __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

08-15-2003, 08:50 PM	#37
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Got a ton of fuck-ups but its the FIRST one that ya remember the best, kinda like the way you feel about your first love... Was 17, borrowed the car from the folks and two of us girls went to this rural bar in the middle of no where to see this bartender elderly man of my 17 y.o. friend. It was all wooded and deserted and as we pulled up he came from behind a tree and pointed a shotgun straight at my windshield. I fished tailed and drove past him to get out of compound and he shot into the car as we passed by him. We called police because no way could I explain the shot gun million holes in the car, and we picked a different story to where it happend and how it happend. The fuck up was, who would have thought they would do more than a report? We didn't. They brought out forensics and dogs and tried to re-create the scene based on our story. Problem was the holes in the car did not match what they re-created. The dogs found no scents, they found no shotgun casings etc. We were SO busted. But held to our story nevertheless, and they called the folks since we were minors and let them know how severely we should be punished for filing a false report. We never changed our story, and one Iday think I will have to sit Dad down and come clean 30 years later :-))

08-15-2003, 09:11 PM	#38
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i was 15 years old and sold 500 hits of lsd to an undercover cop, if i wasent a minor when it happened, id still be sittin in jail __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-15-2003, 09:21 PM	#39
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Dressing up like a maid at the Diplomat, breaking into Teengodfathers room and stealing 1000 dollars..

08-15-2003, 09:24 PM	#40
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I remember one now.... Grade 8 science, we were playing with some Acid type stuff, and this kid came up and sprayed some on my hand, It burnt me like a bitch and I was freaking out, it was starting to swell and everything. So I waited like 5 minutes and went to spray him with acid, but he looked up and I got it in his eye... The whole class was horrified, the kid was screaming at the top of his lungs, the teacher tried using those little "eye wash" stations but it didnt do shit, ambulance and the 9 yards.... Not sure what happened to the kid, I wasnt around for much longer

08-15-2003, 09:37 PM	#42
HEARTBREAKER Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 2,984	i don't remember a thing i did in the past that i think is worst and isn't worth of forgeting. __________________ An Adult IT Staffing Solutions Company email: [email protected] icq: 418366319 Tel.#: 1-702-940-0789 (U.S. Toll Free)

08-15-2003, 09:40 PM	#43
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Come on lil2rich, I'm sure you could boost your postcount in this thread. Keep em coming!! __________________ ICQ 78681003