Here are The Most Common Mistakes We Make In Bed... - GoFuckYourself.com

PornHero · 08-13-2003, 12:20 PM

Here is the full article:
http://www.clitical.com/articles/com...kes_in_bed.php

The most common mistakes WOMEN make in bed
(ACCORDING TO MEN)

ALWAYS COVERING UP.
WEARING GRANNY PANTIES.
NOT KEEPING THEMSELVES CLEAN.
LACK OF SEXUAL CONFIDENCE.
?THEY ARE TOO PARANOID ABOUT THEIR BODIES TO REALLY RELAX AND ENJOY SEX.?
NOT REALIZING HOW VULNERABLE MEN ARE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY.
USING SEX (OR LACK OF) AS A WEAPON.
THEY EXPECT US TO BE MIND READERS.
THEY ONLY SEEM TO LIKE SEX IN THE BEGINNING.
NOT OPEN OR WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS.
ALWAYS HAS A ?HEADACHE?.
THEY LEAVE IT ALL UP TO US.
BEING TOO ROUGH WITH OUR PENIS OR TESTICLES.
QUIT STROKING BEFORE HE?S DONE.
ONE WORD - TEETH.
ACTING LIKE SEMEN IS TOXIC.
USING ME AS HER SCRATCHING POST.
STAYING SILENT.
FAKING ORGASMS.
MENTIONING ANOTHER MAN.
QUESTIONING YOUR MAN?S SEXUALITY IF HE EXPRESSES INTEREST IN ANY KIND OF ANAL PLAY.
SOME WOMEN DON?T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BRING THEMSELVES TO ORGASM.
CRYING AFTER SEX WITHOUT EXPLAINING.

The most common mistakes MEN make in bed
(ACCORDING TO WOMEN)

SETTLING FOR MEDIOCRITY / NOT MAKING AN EFFORT.
NOT SHAVING.
POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE.
BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD HE IS IN BED.
NOT GIVING CLEAR INSIGHT INTO THEIR SEXUAL DESIRES AND NEEDS.
NO (OR NOT ENOUGH) KISSING AND FOREPLAY BEFORE THE MAIN EVENT.
TOO MUCH TONGUE.
GIVING HICKEYS.
IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING.
MASSAGING HER TOO ROUGHLY.
UNDRESSING TOO EARLY.
TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX.
USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX.
NOT OFFERING TO RETURN SEXUAL FAVORS.
POOR MANUAL DEXTERITY.
SQUEEZING HER BREASTS.
BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
BEGGING!
TOO IMPATIENT.
ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
NOT REALIZING THAT MANY WOMEN NEED CLITORAL STIMULATION TO ORGASM.
NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS.
BEING INCONSIDERATE.
INATTENTION.
TAKING DIRECTION TOO PERSONALLY.
TOO MECHANICAL.
BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING.
SIGNATURE MOVES.
MENTIONING PAST LOVERS.
THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD
SQUISHING HER.
BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
TALKING DIRTY.
SPANKING HER.
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION.
NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS.
CUMMING TOO SOON.
NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH.
ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET.
ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD.
CONDOM DISPOSAL.
NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX.
RUSHING TO THE SHOWER IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.
GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.

Which ones have you been guilty of in the past?

Spunky · 08-13-2003, 12:22 PM

All of the above

Corleone · 08-13-2003, 12:22 PM

"WEARING GRANNY PANTIES"

buaah

loverboy · 08-13-2003, 12:22 PM

agree

Kimmykim · 08-13-2003, 12:24 PM

Some of those are true, some are not.

PornHero · 08-13-2003, 12:25 PM

I am guilty of:
"NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX."

it only happened once and I had every intention of warning her but I guess that's the definition of a "mind-blowing" orgasm - when you develop a speech impediment while blowing your load

m4tt · 08-13-2003, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornHero
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

It was an accident, I swear!

Preacher · 08-13-2003, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornHero
Here is the full article:
http://www.clitical.com/articles/com...kes_in_bed.php

ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

lmao ;-)

johnie712 · 08-13-2003, 12:37 PM

StupidNewbie · 08-13-2003, 12:41 PM

GIVING HICKEYS.
NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING.
NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX.
USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX.
SQUEEZING HER BREASTS.
BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
BEGGING!
TOO IMPATIENT.
NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS.
BEING INCONSIDERATE.
INATTENTION.
BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING.
SIGNATURE MOVES.
MENTIONING PAST LOVERS.
THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD
TALKING DIRTY.
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION.
NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS.
CUMMING TOO SOON.
NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH.
ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET.
ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD.
CONDOM DISPOSAL.
NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX.
GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.

guilty.

Dildozer · 08-13-2003, 12:57 PM

hahaha

SIGNATURE MOVES rule!!!!

magicmike · 08-13-2003, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
hahaha

SIGNATURE MOVES rule!!!!

Yeah, they had that one episode on Sienfeld about that... Don't give away your Signature moves

SykkBoy · 08-13-2003, 01:24 PM

I'm guilty of not having more hot women in bed with us....

08-13-2003, 12:20 PM	#1
PornHero Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,381	Here are The Most Common Mistakes We Make In Bed... Here is the full article: http://www.clitical.com/articles/com...kes_in_bed.php The most common mistakes WOMEN make in bed (ACCORDING TO MEN) ALWAYS COVERING UP. WEARING GRANNY PANTIES. NOT KEEPING THEMSELVES CLEAN. LACK OF SEXUAL CONFIDENCE. ?THEY ARE TOO PARANOID ABOUT THEIR BODIES TO REALLY RELAX AND ENJOY SEX.? NOT REALIZING HOW VULNERABLE MEN ARE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY. USING SEX (OR LACK OF) AS A WEAPON. THEY EXPECT US TO BE MIND READERS. THEY ONLY SEEM TO LIKE SEX IN THE BEGINNING. NOT OPEN OR WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS. ALWAYS HAS A ?HEADACHE?. THEY LEAVE IT ALL UP TO US. BEING TOO ROUGH WITH OUR PENIS OR TESTICLES. QUIT STROKING BEFORE HE?S DONE. ONE WORD - TEETH. ACTING LIKE SEMEN IS TOXIC. USING ME AS HER SCRATCHING POST. STAYING SILENT. FAKING ORGASMS. MENTIONING ANOTHER MAN. QUESTIONING YOUR MAN?S SEXUALITY IF HE EXPRESSES INTEREST IN ANY KIND OF ANAL PLAY. SOME WOMEN DON?T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BRING THEMSELVES TO ORGASM. CRYING AFTER SEX WITHOUT EXPLAINING. The most common mistakes MEN make in bed (ACCORDING TO WOMEN) SETTLING FOR MEDIOCRITY / NOT MAKING AN EFFORT. NOT SHAVING. POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE. BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD HE IS IN BED. NOT GIVING CLEAR INSIGHT INTO THEIR SEXUAL DESIRES AND NEEDS. NO (OR NOT ENOUGH) KISSING AND FOREPLAY BEFORE THE MAIN EVENT. TOO MUCH TONGUE. GIVING HICKEYS. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING. MASSAGING HER TOO ROUGHLY. UNDRESSING TOO EARLY. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX. USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX. NOT OFFERING TO RETURN SEXUAL FAVORS. POOR MANUAL DEXTERITY. SQUEEZING HER BREASTS. BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. BEGGING! TOO IMPATIENT. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. NOT REALIZING THAT MANY WOMEN NEED CLITORAL STIMULATION TO ORGASM. NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS. BEING INCONSIDERATE. INATTENTION. TAKING DIRECTION TOO PERSONALLY. TOO MECHANICAL. BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING. SIGNATURE MOVES. MENTIONING PAST LOVERS. THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD SQUISHING HER. BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. TALKING DIRTY. SPANKING HER. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION. NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS. CUMMING TOO SOON. NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH. ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET. ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD. CONDOM DISPOSAL. NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX. RUSHING TO THE SHOWER IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX. GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX. Which ones have you been guilty of in the past? __________________ PornHero.com

08-13-2003, 12:22 PM	#2
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08-13-2003, 12:25 PM	#6
PornHero Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,381	I am guilty of: "NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX." it only happened once and I had every intention of warning her but I guess that's the definition of a "mind-blowing" orgasm - when you develop a speech impediment while blowing your load __________________ PornHero.com

08-13-2003, 12:37 PM	#9
johnie712 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 67	__________________ -------------------------------------------------- ^---- did this fucko even bother to spell check this ???

08-13-2003, 12:57 PM	#11
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	hahaha SIGNATURE MOVES rule!!!! __________________ Spam link here

08-13-2003, 12:22 PM	#3
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	"WEARING GRANNY PANTIES" buaah

08-13-2003, 12:22 PM	#4
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	agree

08-13-2003, 12:24 PM	#5
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Some of those are true, some are not.

08-13-2003, 12:41 PM	#10
StupidNewbie Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 864	GIVING HICKEYS. NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING. NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX. USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX. NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX. SQUEEZING HER BREASTS. BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. BEGGING! TOO IMPATIENT. NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS. BEING INCONSIDERATE. INATTENTION. BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING. SIGNATURE MOVES. MENTIONING PAST LOVERS. THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD TALKING DIRTY. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION. NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS. CUMMING TOO SOON. NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH. ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET. ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD. CONDOM DISPOSAL. NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX. GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX. guilty.

08-13-2003, 01:24 PM	#13
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I'm guilty of not having more hot women in bed with us.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”