Here are The Most Common Mistakes We Make In Bed...
 

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The most common mistakes WOMEN make in bed
(ACCORDING TO MEN)

ALWAYS COVERING UP.
WEARING GRANNY PANTIES.
NOT KEEPING THEMSELVES CLEAN.
LACK OF SEXUAL CONFIDENCE.
?THEY ARE TOO PARANOID ABOUT THEIR BODIES TO REALLY RELAX AND ENJOY SEX.?
NOT REALIZING HOW VULNERABLE MEN ARE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY.
USING SEX (OR LACK OF) AS A WEAPON.
THEY EXPECT US TO BE MIND READERS.
THEY ONLY SEEM TO LIKE SEX IN THE BEGINNING.
NOT OPEN OR WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS.
ALWAYS HAS A ?HEADACHE?.
THEY LEAVE IT ALL UP TO US.
BEING TOO ROUGH WITH OUR PENIS OR TESTICLES.
QUIT STROKING BEFORE HE?S DONE.
ONE WORD - TEETH.
ACTING LIKE SEMEN IS TOXIC.
USING ME AS HER SCRATCHING POST.
STAYING SILENT.
FAKING ORGASMS.
MENTIONING ANOTHER MAN.
QUESTIONING YOUR MAN?S SEXUALITY IF HE EXPRESSES INTEREST IN ANY KIND OF ANAL PLAY.
SOME WOMEN DON?T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BRING THEMSELVES TO ORGASM.
CRYING AFTER SEX WITHOUT EXPLAINING.



The most common mistakes MEN make in bed
(ACCORDING TO WOMEN)

SETTLING FOR MEDIOCRITY / NOT MAKING AN EFFORT.
NOT SHAVING.
POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE.
BRAGGING ABOUT HOW GOOD HE IS IN BED.
NOT GIVING CLEAR INSIGHT INTO THEIR SEXUAL DESIRES AND NEEDS.
NO (OR NOT ENOUGH) KISSING AND FOREPLAY BEFORE THE MAIN EVENT.
TOO MUCH TONGUE.
GIVING HICKEYS.
IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING.
MASSAGING HER TOO ROUGHLY.
UNDRESSING TOO EARLY.
TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX.
USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX.
NOT OFFERING TO RETURN SEXUAL FAVORS.
POOR MANUAL DEXTERITY.
SQUEEZING HER BREASTS.
BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
BEGGING!
TOO IMPATIENT.
ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
NOT REALIZING THAT MANY WOMEN NEED CLITORAL STIMULATION TO ORGASM.
NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS.
BEING INCONSIDERATE.
INATTENTION.
TAKING DIRECTION TOO PERSONALLY.
TOO MECHANICAL.
BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING.
SIGNATURE MOVES.
MENTIONING PAST LOVERS.
THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD
SQUISHING HER.
BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
TALKING DIRTY.
SPANKING HER.
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION.
NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS.
CUMMING TOO SOON.
NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH.
ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET.
ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD.
CONDOM DISPOSAL.
NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX.
RUSHING TO THE SHOWER IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.
GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.


Which ones have you been guilty of in the past?

All of the above :glugglug

"WEARING GRANNY PANTIES"

buaah

:1orglaugh agree

Some of those are true, some are not.

I am guilty of:
"NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX."

it only happened once and I had every intention of warning her but I guess that's the definition of a "mind-blowing" orgasm - when you develop a speech impediment while blowing your load :winkwink:

It was an accident, I swear! :thumbsup

lmao ;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GIVING HICKEYS.
NOT KEEPING YOUR HANDS MOVING.
NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN FOR ORAL SEX.
USING YOUR HAND TO MOVE HER HEAD UP AND DOWN WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
THRUSTING WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NOT WARNING HER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO CUM WHILE SHE GIVES YOU ORAL SEX.
NO KISSING AFTER ORAL SEX.
SQUEEZING HER BREASTS.
BITING OR TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
BEGGING!
TOO IMPATIENT.
NOT LISTENING OR PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NEEDS.
BEING INCONSIDERATE.
INATTENTION.
BEING DISTRACTED DURING LOVEMAKING.
SIGNATURE MOVES.
MENTIONING PAST LOVERS.
THRUSTING TOO FAST OR TOO HARD
TALKING DIRTY.
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
STOPPING FOR A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION.
NOT CARING WHETHER OR NOT SHE CUMS.
CUMMING TOO SOON.
NOT CUMMING SOON ENOUGH.
ASKING US IF WE?VE CUM YET.
ASKING ME IF IT WAS GOOD.
CONDOM DISPOSAL.
NOT SNUGGLING AFTER SEX.
GETTING DRESSED OR LEAVING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX.

guilty.

hahaha

SIGNATURE MOVES rule!!!!

Yeah, they had that one episode on Sienfeld about that... Don't give away your Signature moves :)

I'm guilty of not having more hot women in bed with us....