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SteveLightspeed · 08-12-2003, 11:01 PM

But I didn't plan to. I took my crew out for some fun on the lake, and I accidentally ran over Tanker's jetski. Trashed both of them. Ripped the top of his and the bottom off mine.

We are both fine, no injuries.

Next time we need a break, we are going to a strip club.

Steve Lightspeed

ScriptBall · 08-12-2003, 11:04 PM

strip club might be a bit less pricey. Unless you're like I get when I get just a bit too much booze into me

pepa · 08-12-2003, 11:04 PM

First rule of jetskiing is not to go out drunk, the second rule is to keep a safe distance between jetski's.. I've seen a guy lose all his front teeth in a jetski accident, it wasnt too purdy.

SteveLightspeed · 08-12-2003, 11:05 PM

We were all completely sober. We just like to play rough.

WiredGuy · 08-12-2003, 11:15 PM

Glad you guys are alright! Play hard but keep safe

WG

Rictor · 08-12-2003, 11:16 PM

Less jestski violence, more topless LSU girls on jet skits.

BlueDesignStudios · 08-12-2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pepa
First rule of jetskiing is not to go out drunk, the second rule is to keep a safe distance between jetski's.. I've seen a guy lose all his front teeth in a jetski accident, it wasnt too purdy.

Ouch!

ronin · 08-12-2003, 11:19 PM

holy cow

Zebra · 08-12-2003, 11:20 PM

Alright Mister! This is coming out of your allowance!

kristin · 08-12-2003, 11:37 PM

I heard this story earlier...boneheads!

Easton · 08-12-2003, 11:38 PM

was Taylor on your lap at the time Steve? that might explain it... hehehe

seriously, glad nobody got hurt...

Lane · 08-12-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Next time we need a break, we are going to a strip club.

can't wait

SteveLightspeed · 08-12-2003, 11:44 PM

We went back to the rental shop, two hours early, and started the conversation with "Well, the good news is they didn't sink even with so much damage..."

She wasn't too amused.

TheJimmy · 08-12-2003, 11:53 PM

next time just film some hotties topless riding around on jetski's....

fun, less expensive, and productive all at the same time ;)

Easton · 08-12-2003, 11:58 PM

*imagines Taylor topless on a jetski*

*drool*

WiredGuy · 08-13-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
*imagines Taylor topless on a jetski*

Chris · 08-13-2003, 12:08 AM

buy me a jetski :-/

Rochard · 08-13-2003, 12:14 AM

I am going to be so sore in the morning. Great.

TheJimmy · 08-13-2003, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
*imagines Taylor topless on a jetski*

*drool*

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

how did you know I was picturing that

;-)

I've only seen them once at Sugar Daddy's but would love to see them flopping around on a jetski fooooo shoooo

Icy · 08-13-2003, 12:36 AM

As we did the long travel from Spain, after internext we spent some extra days at Miami for relaxing. One of that days we had the "great idea" of renting 2 jetskis at Miami South Beach with my partner Dynaspain, it was really funny jumping on the sea waves, racing, doing all kind of wild stuff etc but the following day ufffffff our back, legs, ass and arms muscles hurted really bad. We couldn't even go into/out of our rented car without pain etc, we felt so bad for 3 days, damn i need to come back to the gym to recover my old good shape, it really hurted

so for anybody thinking on getting jetskis, if you're not in good shape don't try to ride them for 1 hour at full machine over the sea waves, you will regret for sure the following days.

SteveLightspeed · 08-13-2003, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

how did you know I was picturing that

;-)

I've only seen them once at Sugar Daddy's but would love to see them flopping around on a jetski fooooo shoooo

Haven't got her on a Jetski yet, but here is Taylor on my motorcycle

Easton · 08-13-2003, 12:45 AM

thanks Steve... now how am i supposed to save my loads for tomorrow's shoots???

lagwagon · 08-13-2003, 12:47 AM

nice pic, i have not been a fan of the fake tits. however she has a killer body. very nice and sexy pic

stevecore · 08-13-2003, 12:48 AM

tanker told me about it when he called the office today... smoooooooooth steve! smoooooooooooth!

just glad you guys are both okay.

corvette · 08-13-2003, 07:30 AM

Tanker · 08-13-2003, 10:14 AM

wow that was a crazy day

BradShaw · 08-13-2003, 10:22 AM

Nothing worse than people on the lake acting like idiots. Then you come here to brag about it???

One day maybe you will kill yourself doing something stupid.

wargames · 08-13-2003, 10:24 AM

Good to hear you ok

Masturbationman · 08-13-2003, 10:25 AM

Thats funny because i was just looking myself at a few.

SleazyDream · 08-13-2003, 10:27 AM

note to self - next time purchase optional damage insurance.

GTS Mark · 08-13-2003, 10:49 AM

Glad to hear you mofos are ok.

DH

Tanker · 08-13-2003, 10:58 AM

I am just glad I was in the water swimming at the time of the crash and not riding that thing

JFK · 08-13-2003, 11:00 AM

FUUUUUCK ......Glad to hear you guys are OK !Could have turned out much worse, we could all be hobbling around

LeeNoga · 08-13-2003, 11:54 AM

Not often 2 jetski's collide, its the boat vs. jetski here in Fla, another jetskier was killed a couple of days ago.

I have to admit they annoy me when I am down the causeway and out the inlet, they have the WHOLE freaking ocean and they have to do drive by's near the boats and send us the wakes.

Ok, I was holding back.

I HATE FUCKING jetskiers's, they cross over our fishing lines, suck up our line and burn up the bearings in the reels before we can cut loose.

Ya got all that water, stay the hell away from structures or other boats, I believe there is a 100 yard law or something?

I feel better.

Maybe I need to buy one too.

Hank_Heartland · 08-13-2003, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
nice pic, i have not been a fan of the fake tits. however she has a killer body. very nice and sexy pic

She looks good in chains toooooooooo

Peaches · 08-13-2003, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
We went back to the rental shop, two hours early, and started the conversation with "Well, the good news is they didn't sink even with so much damage..."

She wasn't too amused.

Glad everyone's OK!

Odie · 08-13-2003, 12:10 PM

we just bought 2 supercharged ones for our cottage, 3 seaters and boy can they go!!!

only problem up here in Canada is that u need a licence to drive one of them now....anything under 9 feet...sucks...

a couple of guys died a month ago when they crashed into eachother...drinking and driving...idiots!

BradShaw · 08-13-2003, 12:11 PM

Lee, get a good 2-3oz weight and put it on a nice casting rod. Sling it at a few jet skiers, it will teach them a lesson. Or try a sling shot.

I love living on a private lake, very laid back, not too many idiots. Someone like Steve would be kicked outside the gates in 10 mins.

As you can see, some people can buy Jetskis and not run them into each other like crackheads. Says a lot that you had to rent a jetski in the first place. Once again, people showing no respect for others property.

Naughty · 08-13-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Lee, get a good 2-3oz weight and put it on a nice casting rod. Sling it at a few jet skiers, it will teach them a lesson. Or try a sling shot.

I love living on a private lake, very laid back, not too many idiots. Someone like Steve would be kicked outside the gates in 10 mins.

As you can see, some people can buy Jetskis and not run them into each other like crackheads. Says a lot that you had to rent a jetski in the first place. Once again, people showing no respect for others property.

Aren't those waterscooters?

LeeNoga · 08-13-2003, 01:10 PM

Brad, funny you should mention casting some weight at their heads, we talked to the marine patrol about what happens if we...

we........

we.....

...accidentally boinked one of them while fishing.

He grinned, and said, it would a tragic accident and smiled :-)

I hate them skiers, they do not work with us boaters and are such a nuisance to us.

They need to go run the breakwaters and riptides at the inlet opening and get the shit scared out of them OR.......

They ought not put their feet in the water in the Atlantic, they HAVE no idea what lurks below, one day they will get it.

Damn, I want to go fishing, and my boat remains broke after nearly 8 weeks, I am so depressed, cannot get parts for this old old old engine.

So maybe I need to rent some ski's and raise some hell and teach them youngins something about water respect :-)

08-12-2003, 11:01 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Bought two jetskis today But I didn't plan to. I took my crew out for some fun on the lake, and I accidentally ran over Tanker's jetski. Trashed both of them. Ripped the top of his and the bottom off mine. We are both fine, no injuries. Next time we need a break, we are going to a strip club. Steve Lightspeed

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pepa Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6	First rule of jetskiing is not to go out drunk, the second rule is to keep a safe distance between jetski's.. I've seen a guy lose all his front teeth in a jetski accident, it wasnt too purdy.

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BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Lee, get a good 2-3oz weight and put it on a nice casting rod. Sling it at a few jet skiers, it will teach them a lesson. Or try a sling shot. I love living on a private lake, very laid back, not too many idiots. Someone like Steve would be kicked outside the gates in 10 mins. As you can see, some people can buy Jetskis and not run them into each other like crackheads. Says a lot that you had to rent a jetski in the first place. Once again, people showing no respect for others property. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

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LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Brad, funny you should mention casting some weight at their heads, we talked to the marine patrol about what happens if we... we........ we..... ...accidentally boinked one of them while fishing. He grinned, and said, it would a tragic accident and smiled :-) I hate them skiers, they do not work with us boaters and are such a nuisance to us. They need to go run the breakwaters and riptides at the inlet opening and get the shit scared out of them OR....... They ought not put their feet in the water in the Atlantic, they HAVE no idea what lurks below, one day they will get it. Damn, I want to go fishing, and my boat remains broke after nearly 8 weeks, I am so depressed, cannot get parts for this old old old engine. So maybe I need to rent some ski's and raise some hell and teach them youngins something about water respect :-)