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Buff · 08-12-2003, 01:46 PM

Marry Me, Ann Coulter
or
How I Discovered Howard Dean is More of a Whackjob than Jerry Brown or Ralph Nader

Treason, Slander, columns galore
Your enemies many dub you "The Conservative Whore"
High Crimes and Misdemeanors
Fuck all those leftist weeners

I am with you on McCarthy,
Reagan, Nixon (not so swarthy)
Your detractors are fanatical, witless tools
Algae contaminating various gene pools

And I would be remiss in my observations
In this offering of marital relations
If I neglected to glorify your luscious, long, blonde hair
Which ought be spilled over my body everywhere

Ann, it's true we were meant to be together
For better or for worse, always and forever
Well, honestly, that's a little too strong
But you'll do until a younger you comes along.

With Sincerest Affections
-- The Adoring Buffster

CDSmith · 08-12-2003, 01:52 PM

This here chicky?...

<img SRC="http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annfox.jpg">

Not too shab.

ADL Colin · 08-12-2003, 01:54 PM

I don't think she's that attractive. Her face is too long. Looks kinda like a horse. Nice teeth though.

Buff · 08-12-2003, 01:55 PM

That's the one. I'd fuck her.

titmowse · 08-12-2003, 01:56 PM

tranny lover

Loryn · 08-12-2003, 02:19 PM

I love Ann Coutler, have all her books. She may not be a 10 but when she talks, damn she is hot!

08-12-2003, 01:46 PM	#1
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Marry Me, Ann Coulter Marry Me, Ann Coulter or How I Discovered Howard Dean is More of a Whackjob than Jerry Brown or Ralph Nader Treason, Slander, columns galore Your enemies many dub you "The Conservative Whore" High Crimes and Misdemeanors Fuck all those leftist weeners I am with you on McCarthy, Reagan, Nixon (not so swarthy) Your detractors are fanatical, witless tools Algae contaminating various gene pools And I would be remiss in my observations In this offering of marital relations If I neglected to glorify your luscious, long, blonde hair Which ought be spilled over my body everywhere Ann, it's true we were meant to be together For better or for worse, always and forever Well, honestly, that's a little too strong But you'll do until a younger you comes along. With Sincerest Affections -- The Adoring Buffster

08-12-2003, 01:52 PM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This here chicky?... <img SRC="http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annfox.jpg"> Not too shab. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-12-2003, 01:54 PM	#3
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	I don't think she's that attractive. Her face is too long. Looks kinda like a horse. Nice teeth though. __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"

08-12-2003, 01:56 PM	#5
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	tranny lover __________________ I still love everybody

08-12-2003, 02:19 PM	#6
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I love Ann Coutler, have all her books. She may not be a 10 but when she talks, damn she is hot! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

08-12-2003, 01:55 PM	#4
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	That's the one. I'd fuck her.