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twistyneck · 08-11-2003, 08:39 PM

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Juicy D. Links · 08-11-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Tell him to fuck off and send him a pic of you pissing on his membership money.

m4tt · 08-11-2003, 08:40 PM

So cancel his account.. he didn't ask for a refund

GeXus · 08-11-2003, 08:41 PM

Might as well cancel it for him.. otherwise he could chargeback

EscortBiz · 08-11-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m4tt
So cancel his account.. he didn't ask for a refund

nah I refunded it 24 bucks why not

bigdog · 08-11-2003, 08:41 PM

you should give him a free membership

calm · 08-11-2003, 08:42 PM

Call him. Hell I'll do it, I'd love to. I come from a military family. This good ol boy's got some explainin to do.

08-11-2003, 08:37 PM	#1
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08-11-2003, 08:39 PM	#2
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08-11-2003, 08:39 PM	#3
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08-11-2003, 08:40 PM	#5
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08-11-2003, 08:41 PM	#8
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